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Cronic sleepyness

added by AgentJazzy00

Source: Stop Bugging Me(Eppi)

Well that will explain the cronic sleepiness. XD

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penguins

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madagascar

Marika_1996 and yokaisummoner like this

urumica hehe, I...I already posted this pic and I called it "cronic sleepiness lol" XD we share minds!! look: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/penguins-of-madagascar/images/17688157/title/chronic-sleepiness-lol-photo but, THIS SCENE IS AWESOME!

AgentJazzy00 Sorry I didn't see it.And yeah THAT SCENE IS AWESOME!!!!!!

urumica ^no problem!!! :D

AgentJazzy00 ^OK!

Lt_Kowalski GOOD GOLLY WALLY!

VampirezLuvluv Skipper control your brother! He's killing your best friend!!!! Doesn't that bother you?

iLikeKowalski Kowalski and Private look really funny! Rico looks like he's sneezing.

AgentJazzy00 ^ Rico is sleeping...

Kowalski355 whoa what happened to Kowalskis arm er... flipper? Its like an O. lol >:] lol :[ < vampire

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Nonsense Maurice

added by Jhoman12

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Kowalski is ready to fight!

added by Metallica1147

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Anger Problems!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Two Feet High and Rising

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When i get sick

added by GIVMEKINGJULIEN

Source: me

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企鹅 Money!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Ebay awesomeness

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Skipper's Curse (7): Sacrifice

posted by peacebaby7

The only way I can even have a chance at ending this is if I try to get them out of the way. If I can’t bring myself to fight them, they’ll only be another roadblock keeping me from beating Blowhole once and for all. The only thing I can think of to do is leave them out cold until I can figure out what to do.

Now, I may be strong, and I may be fast. But to think that I can just charge straight into this and expect to be able to give a little knock to each of their craniums and expect them to be out long enough for me to do what I needed to...

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Fallout Chapter 2: Following in his Footsteps

posted by Metallica1147

Fallout Chapter 2: Following in his Footsteps

Private stepped outside and was greeted 由 the bright sun. He’s never seen a light so bright before due to the fact he’s lived inside an underground 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 all his life. His eyes were able to adjust to the bright sunlight, and as soon as he did he saw the outside world. Wasteland, everything around him was destroyed. Roads, nearby houses, the landscape, everything. Private followed the road, thinking it would lead him to where his father is. As he’s waddling, he can’t help but to look at all the destruction around...

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Be Prepared! (Sung 由 Blowhole to the tune of the Lion King song sing 由 Scar)

posted by _Lexii23_

Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.

Unless...

Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed 由 it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.

Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as 你 are, pay attention!...

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Bada and Bing's 语录 from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's 语录 from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: 你 can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma 冲床 your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, 你 gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) Final scene

posted by peacebaby7

Chrome Claw: Take 1

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper...You have 更多 urgent matters to deal with..."

Skipper: "Like what?"

Blowhole: "Like...A certain mutation, I like to call..."

HD Surround Sound: "Chrome Claw"

Mutation: *roars*

Skipper: "Oh! So 你 did get around to making that monster!"

Blowhole: "Yes. And I'm rather pleased with how he turned out..."

*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*

Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"

Mutation: *hits penguins*

Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"

Kowalski/Rico: *hit 墙 & ricochet back out*

Private: *slams into 墙 with excessive force*
"Medic!"...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

posted by peacebaby7

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered 由 the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered 由 the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did 你 hear that pack of lies!...

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Body Swap Part 2 Funny Moments

posted by sowem

Everyone woke after 25 分钟 of unconsciousness.

Skipper: Ahh! I'm a lower mammal!

Julien: Ahh! I'm an ugly penguin!

Private: Hahahaha! 你 swapped bodies. (Barfs up a bomb) Huh! Ahh!(throws the bomb outside) I'm Rico.

Marlene: Kowalski! I'm gonna kill you!(Attacks)

Maurice: Wait! It's me, Maurice!

Marlene: Oh! Then where's ... Hah! (Attacks the real Kowaski).

Mort:(Not knowing whats going on) Feet!

Julien: No! Don't let him touch the feet!

Skipper: Haha! (Singing)I'm letting him touch it! I'm letting him touch it!

Kowalski: Ahh! Somebody help me!

Meanwhile Private was laughing at everything that just happened.

Skipper: Rico! Stop laughing!

Private: Actually, it's me Private!(Sneezes up a golf club, a mallet and a slipper).

Skipper: Ah. This slipper will do.

(Marlene grabs the golf club, Rico grabs the mallet and everyone chases Kowalski).

Everyone: Yaa!!

Kowalski: Ahh!!

See the chase in Part 3

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Goodbye Private Chapter 9: An Important Desicion

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the concluding chapter. I've really had a good time 写作 this fanfiction. Thanks to all of your awesome comments. After this I plan to post another one.

They all remained hugging, until Nigel realized a primary detail in their triumph missing. The Red 松鼠 had escaped! Only he was unoblivious to this.
S: "I'm so proud of you, Young Private. You're a hero."
P: "Well, I must have got that from you, Skippa. I'm sorry for arguing with you. Are 你 mad at me for running away?"
S: "No, Private 你 saved my life. How could I be mad at 你 for that, now?"
Private smiled an enormous...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 2/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. 你 might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of 随意 things he got from his habitat. He 说 it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting 秒 place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, 或者 third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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The 12 Days of Christmas(Penguins of Madagascar Version)

posted by iLikeKowalski

I wrote this a couple months 以前 and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST 日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 爱情 SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE 秒日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 爱情 SHIPPED TO ME
2 火箭筒, bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD 日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 爱情 SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 火箭筒, bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 火箭筒, bazooka BLASTERS...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 粉丝 fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see 你 fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

cadet 狐狸 chapter 1

posted by theWOLFPACK15

cadet

i do not own the PoM character's they belong to Dreamworks.
i do own the 狐狸 character.

Chapter 1: The discovory

It was a normal, winter, Saturday morning in the central park zoo. today the zoo was closed which meant an early wake up call in the penguins habitat for some drills. all four penguins stood on the little island that floated in the middle of the habitat. Skipper, the leader of the group, was addressing orders on what the drills will be.

"All right men," Skipper called, as he faced his three commrades that were standing in front of him. " today we are going to do some combat drills-"...

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Catch that bride!

posted by Icicle1penguin

One beautiful morning in the New York, an 獭, 水獭 has just woken up from her peaceful slumber...Too bad that nice morning has to go! COMEDY!!

(??????): Wake-up Marlene...
Marlene: *Yawns* Sigh...Good morning Kowalski...wait, What?
Kowalski: Good morning!
Marlene: Kowalski! What are 你 doing here?!?!?
Kowalski: What are 你 talking about?
Marlene: Why are 你 here, in a tux, and...Why am I in a wedding dress!?!
Kowalski: Oh this! This was Icicle's idea! She 说你 were lonely so she came up with this!

Marlene: With what? 你 here in a tuxedo to freak me out?
Kowalski: 你 were close! *blows a whistle*...