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Cronic sleepyness

added by AgentJazzy00

Source: Stop Bugging Me(Eppi)

Well that will explain the cronic sleepiness. XD

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Marika_1996 and yokaisummoner like this

urumica hehe, I...I already posted this pic and I called it "cronic sleepiness lol" XD we share minds!! look: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/penguins-of-madagascar/images/17688157/title/chronic-sleepiness-lol-photo but, THIS SCENE IS AWESOME!

AgentJazzy00 Sorry I didn't see it.And yeah THAT SCENE IS AWESOME!!!!!!

urumica ^no problem!!! :D

AgentJazzy00 ^OK!

Lt_Kowalski GOOD GOLLY WALLY!

VampirezLuvluv Skipper control your brother! He's killing your best friend!!!! Doesn't that bother you?

iLikeKowalski Kowalski and Private look really funny! Rico looks like he's sneezing.

AgentJazzy00 ^ Rico is sleeping...

Kowalski355 whoa what happened to Kowalskis arm er... flipper? Its like an O. lol >:] lol :[ < vampire

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, 你 got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The 树 falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

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Skilight (chapter 1)

posted by EppofangirlXD

I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked 更多 like a funeral in my old home, the 獭, 水獭 habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden 箱, 板条箱 had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are 你 sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....

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Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are 你 doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 3: New Girl in The Zoo!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another 狐猴或者 a penguin. There had been a few 动物 at her past small zoo but she was the only 狐猴 and there was no other 动物 except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the 最佳, 返回页首 of the box. This is what she would be living in for the 下一个 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the 箱, 板条箱 gently*...

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marlene's lullaby

posted by anna446

one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare 床, 床上 she sang:

go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from 你 will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here

as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team 说 that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?

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little Sister chapter 1

posted by Kowalski355

Skipper: Kowalski? 你 ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are 你 ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, 你 were experimenting on Ally and….. 你 kinda blew Ally and yourself up and 你 both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d 你 even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and 你 both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

Skipper: eh.. Oh well… *sits in front of TV...

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I will steal your 獭, 水獭 chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he 说 mumbling

"my 日期 with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in 爱情 with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, 你 really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, 你 lost, I got the girl skipper, so 你迷失 the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she 说 as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

a coup of knifes ch1: fights, hate and revealed secrets

posted by andresandru

(story about drama, adventures and friendship, I will change the point of view every chapter)

:::private view:::

I sat, lonely at the tv, some kind of hungry, seeing how skipper drank his coffe, rico was trying to change the lunacorns fighting with me, at the end I let him, but I realy was hungry

"maybe a fishy will change my actitude!" I thought

I went and opened a bottle of sardines, but they didnt taste like they taste, so I wanted to add some sauce - a terrible mistake

I forgot that the sauce was actually truth powder, and I 迷失 control of myself and 说 3 things I wish I had never said

"kowalski...

Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless 你 want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and 说 between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but 你 can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And 你 girls will have to share two stalls...And...

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It. Chapter 1: Sewer encounters

posted by 67Dodge

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed 由 Kowalski. After a few 分钟 of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right 你 are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...

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The Magical Smart Tonic Pt 1

posted by Cherpeng

Before sunrise on a beautiful Friday, everyone in the zoo (only the animals) were packed up in the gift 商店 wondering why there was a meeting. Everyone was so excited and chit chatting they didn't hear Skipper yell "QUIET!!" in a very firm tone. Finally, Private screamed in the 最佳, 返回页首 of his lungs "BE QUIET SKIPPER WANTS TO TELL 你 SOMETHING!!" Everyone finally quieted down and looked at Private, then Skipper, then Rico and then Kowalski.

It was quiet for a moment until King Julian yelled "Welcome 动物 to the King Julian annual gathering!" Skipper slapped himself on the forehead and 说 "RING...

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The Goo Changer(Part6) Finale Results

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs 导弹 launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Last chapter)

posted by imskipper

Greetings! Here is Skipper again and again, I'll always be the narator and the writter of this book anyway. I think this chapter have less action on the fight. Well, this is the last chapter. The story was kinda short. Leave a 评论 of 你 want to. Keep your self being honest. If 你 are being honest, 你 will gain trust. Thanks for 阅读 and finishing the story!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter IV - The Creature of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

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We are on our own bunks, still sleeping. But suddenly..."AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Chapter II)

posted by imskipper

Hello soldiers! Skipper is back and I am now presenting to 你 the 秒 chapter of Providing Pro-vider of The Penguins of Madagascar. So leave a 评论 if 你 have a opinion, any opinion. If there's something wrong, tell me. So enjoy, hope 你 soldiers like it!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter II - Curiosity
Author : Skipper the penguin

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While we penguins are sleeping, the leamurs are in their bouncy bed, staying awake. The leamurs where curious about us penguins. Julien is thinking of why didn't us penguins...

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The Blood Night Chapter 3: The Dark Forest

posted by 67Dodge

"Wh-who are 你 over there?" asked Private, as the figure approached them. "I am The Digger, a surviving 企鹅 that will cannibalize," 说 The Digger, licking his beak. "You mean, y-y-you're gonna eat us?!" asked Kowalski in alarm. "Not really, 你 guys are too thin, say, haven't I seen 你 around here? Trying to find a way to kill us all?" asked The Digger, taking a grip with his bloody flipper on Kowalski's flipper. The Digger's fishy breath and nasal-sounding voice convinced them that the Digger works in an unclean underground area, eating 鱼或者 his own working partners, he wore very...

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Harry potter meet PoM part 7

posted by alex356

Me:hagrid mayfol call me and hermimeo
Hagrid:what
Me:mudblood
Hagrid:*gasp* no he didn't
Me:yes
Harry:what's a mudblood
Hagrid:it's someone 你 who's parents is it a wizard
Me:well I am pure blooded
Harry:how?
Me:mom and dad
Hagrid:she right Lilly and James potter were wizards and ce to HogWarts
Ron:well what *throws up a slug*
Me:ewwwwww
Hermimeo:my parents aren't wizards
Me:it's alright
At the griffndory house
Me:well what we now is that someone open the chamber
Skipper:the chamber?
Harry:we can go see the chamber in the old girl's bathroom
Me:right but what about moaning myrtle
Ron:right she pretty scarder
Skipper: hello but-
Herminoe:oh don't be a chicken
Skipper:HEY WHAT'S THE CHAMBER
Me:oh sorry the chamber is where something keeps coming from there we don't know what it is 或者 who open it

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The Hidden (Chapter V - The Confession)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I think Skipper is hiding something from us all the time. He hasn't talked to us since the mission in the 狐猴 habitat. BUT MAYBE THIS IS THE TIME THAT SOMETHING WILL BE REVEALED. I'm pretty sure about it. I've been saying it all this time in this story.

After that, Skipper set another rendezvous again. He 说 he will be confessing something to us. Well, that was awkward. Every time Skipper confesses something to us, it is always about that cruel and no-good dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. Maybe he will talk about it 或者 maybe he will not. Let us see later.

Five hours have passed, then, the rendezvous...

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pom t 或者 d part 1

posted by anna447

anna:ok everyone
bolt: why are we here?
anna:I keeped having a dream that this was ganna happen.
Timon:o.k
cookie:right
(ogway puffs out of nowere)
ogway:this an't the bathroom.
anna:down the hall first door on the left.
(ogway leaves)
tigeress:ok
po:that was strange.
anna:anywhy well we don't have any dares so I'll make my own.
1.cookie,sqrut and lucky have to sing forget about 爱情 with cookie plays the gal.p.s this is my 2nd fav song
2.timon has to 吻乐队（Kiss） marlene on the lips for 2 hours.
3.tigeress tell the others your crush out of the kfp boys.
cookie,marlene and tigeress:WHAT!
anna:lucky plays aladden...

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Lilly's sister!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly stood up and lept out of the habitat. Skipper tried to go after her, but Marlene,Julien and Maurice wouldn't let him through. "You don't understand! I didn't 吻乐队（Kiss） Crystal, SHE kissed ME!" Skipper protested, hoping that his 老友记 will believe him, but instead they just scowled even more. Suddenly, something in Skipper's brain clicked! He finaly realized that he could PROVE his innocence! They were in Kowalski's lab when the 吻乐队（Kiss） occoured, and Kowalski had just finished installing video cameras in there! Skipper smiled and turned to run to the HQ but Maurice jumped on him, and crushed...

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Lilly's sister!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are cleaning the HQ. " Skipper. Where do 你 want this?" Lilly asked as she held up a hula-girl bobble head doll that had it's head taped on. (get it!?) "Uh, just toss it in the trash." He replied as he dusted the stuffed fish. Just then, Private darts in to the HQ, holding Lilly's communicator. " Lilly! 你 have a message from some female. She claims to be your sista!" Lilly made a pissed off face, and her eye began to twitch viggerously. " Give me the communicator Private..." Lilly demanded. Private flun the device to her...