Penguins of Madagascar 壁纸 (City Backround)

Once upon the times, in the sweet sweet country of Madagascar, during the reign of King Julien VI, there lived a sifaka 狐猴 named Larry. Larry was a very picky kind of guy, MUCH unlike me, the king. He had to have everything his way. This made him not have as many 老友记 as I have, and made him much less loved than me.

One day, it was raining, and Larry did not like the rain. He wanted it to stop raining. Obviously. So, he was going to MAKE it stop raining. While other lemurs praised the Sky Spirit of Weather for the sweet rain that made the 芒果 trees grow, Larry decided he would be showing...

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: 嘿 you!
Me: Oh no, not 你 again.
Officer X: 你 know, 你 and your 企鹅 老友记 still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished 你 off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, 你 fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on 你 like sweet and 酸, 酸奶 sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the 太空 squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, 或者 whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the 太空 squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if 你 haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......

*Hey guys! This is a 2-way article, so me and cattoy10 are taking turns 写作 this! Enjoy...*

Skipper was lying on his back, Rico on his side, Kowalski on his stomach and Private's beak was stuck in the sea-sand. A wave crashed over them, as the wave moved back, all their eyes were open and red. Skipper had seaweed on his head (looks like hair XD). "Ahhh...Where are we?" Skipper asked, getting up. "I Dunno, it looks like some sort of *gasp*" All the penguins beaks fell open, they had landed in an island paradise. It lush, green ... and silent, Skipper immediately recognised the silence. "Where...

"Wait?.. So 你 think that the lemurs and the rest of the penguins have been kidnapped?"asked Marlene who was almost completely out of breath. Her and Skipper were racing back to the zoo, they were at a internet Cafe downloading music, but Skipper's gut 说 that they should be elswhere.
"I don't think Marlene. I know."said Skipper who was about 10 metres ahead of her. First they went to the HQ. No sign of Rico, but there were traces that he was there. "Look, my herrings!Im gonna kill that regurgitating gut." 说 Skipper, picking up one half-eaten fish."OK, so 你 were right about Rico, mybe...

A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If 你 see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the 企鹅 habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can 你 make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, 你 have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...

"OMG MARLENE! WHAT WERE 你 DOING! 你 CAME BACK AT 1:00 AM!" Arlene shouted, shaking her brom towards marlene, she wore a close to clean

"come one mom!" marlene excused tired to her cousin, who now became her mother through a serie of events relly weird, that even made her fall in 爱情 with skipper, all for kowalski's new invention: the family-roots-inator!

it all started a 日 ago, Saturday, 10:00 am, Skipper pulled marlene and arlene as private ran with mandy towards the base, they needed to try kowalski's new invention the family-bot-sti, no no, the familly- broots-sator, no, no, well, you...

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.


Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo. Lilly and Skipper had just gotten married the night before, and now they were heading off to their Honeymoon in Africa! (They wanted to say hi to some old 老友记 too.) ;D ! "Skipper! Im SO excited to finally be going away!" Lilly 说 cheerfully as she packed her purple duffle bag. "Skipper? SKIPPER!?" Skipper didn't hear her because he was too busy trying to stuff his suitcase with flamethrowers, 枪 and other weapons of mass destruction.....Typical Skipper! "Im sorry Lilly, I just wanna make sure were 安全 on our honeymoon." Skipper replied,...

(The penguins 唱歌 some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed 由 repeating 吉他 frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring 你 to your knees
It will make 你 beg for 更多 until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But 你 like what 你 see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what 你 need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

Lilly and Crystal sat in the HQ for atleast a good hour, talking. Mabey Crystal has changed for the better after all, and Lilly knew it. She was now closer to her sister than she ever was, and it's all thanks to Skipper! "Do 你 wanna hang out with me and my friend Marlene tonight? Im gonna bring some snowcones to her place." Lilly 说 happily. "Sure. Sounds fun!" Crystal replied. Then, Lilly hugged her. She hadn't actually 'hugged' her sister in years. "Im gonna get them now. Be back soon!" Lilly 说 as she waved goodbye to her sis.
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SOON...

Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much 更多 carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened 由 entering a 密码 on the keypad - a 密码 only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he 迷失 confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...

pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad 你 made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time 你 saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me 玫瑰 and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of 你 saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing 你
Wishing that I'd realized...

A 圣诞节 Surprise
Chapter 1: Guess whose coming?

It's an early cold morning in the Central Park zoo, and in the 獭, 水獭 habitat Brandon is just waking up. While Marlene is cleaning her habitat like a neat freak.

"Marlene, what are doing?"

"Cleaning!"

"Why are 你 cleaning? 圣诞节 isn't until this Saturday."

"I know but I got a message from my parents saying that they will be here tomorrow!"

"Your parents?"

"Yeah why?"

Brandon didn't say anything for a few minute, but then he explained.

"I… never knew my parents."

"You didn't? I thought your parents lived with 你 back at your old zoo."

"No, I have...

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was 写作 up his daily 报道 to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide 由 zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a 糖果 store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

         Chapter 5

    The 下一个 night Skipper and Brandon was getting everything ready, Skipper was tuning his guitar, and Brandon was getting the rest of the oysters. Once everything was ready Brandon went inside the cave to go get Marlene.

“Hey Marlene, I have a little surprise for you.”

“What is it?”

“Come with me but cover your eyes.”

“Why do I have to cover my eyes?”

“Just cover them and fallow me Marlene.”

So Marlene and Brandon both went outside. Brandon was holding her arms so wouldn’t be bumping in to anything...

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, 你 can't be serious." he whispered.

"Oh, 你 bet I am serious." I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow.

"You can't be together." Finn said.

"Give me two reasons why." I frowned.

"One. You're a mammal and he's a bird," Finn paused. "Two. Skipper looks like one of those 动物 who'll just break your heart."

"Well, is that bad? What if he isn't one of those guys? What? Are 你 a racist against Skipper now? I thought 你 guys were friends?" I snapped.

"It's not bad and I hope he's not one of those guys and no he's not a racist and yes we are friends." Finn reacted as...

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No 更多 prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

Private looked at his feet. "How long did Skippa say to stand out here?" He asked dully. Rico shrugged. "Dunno," Kowalski remembered. "Until he gave the call," Private looked up and stared and the entrance hatch and looked back down. "What do 你 suppose they are doing down there?" Kowalski and Rico shrugged.

Pluma sat down and took a deep breath. Skipper looked at her. "Well, go on. It could NOT be that bad!" Pluma licked her beak nervously. "I'm REALLY bad at it," She explained. Skipper reached out and took her flipper. "It's okay," He said. Pluma smiled faintly. "Okay then,"

"I forgot the...