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kowalski, where's your brain today??? rated: k for kids

posted by kowalski50

it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think 你 have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are 你 ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the 下一个 hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks

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A 企鹅 preschool

posted by Amberpet

Skipper: 嘿 Lets tell stories!! How about when we were little penguins in 企鹅 kindergarten!!

Miss Multiply: Alrighty class it's time for the 写作 essay!!

Skipper: But teach...I'm not ready!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Multiply: Yes we all aren't....GET TO WORK!!!

Kowalski: * starts 写作 * Skipper made me cry when we were one 分钟 old so for that....SKIPPER WILL PAY!!

Princable Frieza: * One megaphone * Ummm students everyone 报道 to my office. There has been a vandilisum. * everyone walks up to office and friea 显示 the the door * THIS 你 THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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I will steal your 獭, 水獭 chp3: married at last

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up looking at the floor, feeling his head heavy, he noticed he was verticaly placed, he didn't understand until he looked up, he saw something that made him understand what was happening: Hans was looking evily at him, wearing a big, black 最佳, 返回页首 hat and a black bow, Skipper noticed he was being held in a vertical platinium plataform, he had 4 cuffs ataching him at it, all his team was outside, 你 could hear the song of the wedding. Skipper reacted.

"Hans! what is this for?!" he asked

"I know 你 like her skipper, but I can't let 你 ruin the best moment of our lives, so in the night...

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The Goo Changer (Part5) Thanks For The Memories

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo

Skipper:Good job boys. Now what should we do?

Have:How about we remember stuff like in the past?

Rico, Kowalski, Private:Okay.

Skipper:Fine but no annoying ones.
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Place:Base

Kowalski:Remember that we all got biker nicknames and tattoos.

Private:Oh yeah that was my idea.

Have:I remember mine, Swordmaster.

Rico:Awesome.

Private:Remember when Skipper didn't get enough sleep.

Skipper:Thanks to those no good lemurs.

Rico:hdsfhduhfsauhaslhjs(I remember that I was Blowing stuff up with Julian.)

Have:Ha Ha we was so tired that day, remember....

Flightless Lust: Chapter Nine

posted by Cornflak

An 小时 past noon time, and the penguins had invited Marlene to their HQ in order to make arrangements.

To be completely honest, Kowalski couldn’t wait any longer. He was getting awfully sick and tired of this depressed feeling that crept up from behind, whenever Rico was near. Kowalski felt incredibly guilty and shameful, having been the very reason that Rico was going through this mess. But it was over, now! Rico simply needed to leave for a while, giving Kowalski some time to rethink his feelings and clear his head. Things would soon be back to the way they used to be; and they would all...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 20: Pen and Paper 06.27.15

posted by peacebaby7

Pen and Paper 06.27.15

Note: This installment contains references to North Wind from The Penguins of Madagascar Movie, although it should not spoil anything for those that haven’t seen it. 由 the way, there's one mild curse word, just a warning.

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“Skipper, this came for you,” Kowalski 说 making his way over to his retired first-in-command with an envelope.

Skipper smiled as he took the envelope from Kowalski. “Thanks, Kowalski,” he 说 with a tired sigh.

“Couldn’t sleep again?” Kowalski guessed.

“Ah, it’s that damn hip again,” Skipper 说 with an irritable roll...

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The Price of Friendship Chapter One Humanized Fanfic

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

The tital page to my story.

Skipper woke with a start. He was in an unfamiliar room that had a rather sinister vibe about. Sitting up, he surveyed the room. It looked like a hospital room without the medical equipment.
Skipper slipped out of bed. His toes curled at the contact to the cold white tiles as he walked over to the door. He opened it and found himself in a long hallway, facing a door with a plaque on it. Skipper read the plaque: Kowalski.
Skipper opened the door. He was met with a room that looked exactly like his. Kowalski was curled on the bed, sound asleep. Skipper...

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 1: The Aftermath

posted by Metallica1147

Author’s Note: Just so 你 know, I have two OC’s I use for my stories and I will use both of them in this story. If 你 don’t know them, go on my profile, I have a Bio for the both of them. Enjoy the story! :D

Return of the Blowhole
Chapter 1: The Aftermath

The very 下一个日 after everything that has happen from Dr. Blowhole’s new evil plan that backfired on him, everyone one in the zoo pretty much returned to their normal lives. Well, almost everyone. Skipper was still somewhat a little crazy form losing his mind. All of the penguins were trying to snap him out of it.

“When are you...

No Joking Matter

posted by GraniteisaRock

Skipper has the team standing beside the mid 表 of their little underground base. All the escape tunnels are locked tight forcing Kowalski, Private, and Rico to all realize this is no joking matter. The only time Skipper orders everything to be closed is when classified information is going to be mentioned. Private is shuddering at the mere possibilities—any slight indication of a nemesis in the area (Dr. Blowhole the unbelievably relentless dolphin… Hans the 海雀 with the manic desire to finish off the Skipper… Savio, Clemson…) they all could drive Skipper into utter paranoia....

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Chapter II)

posted by imskipper

Hello soldiers! Skipper is back and I am now presenting to 你 the 秒 chapter of Providing Pro-vider of The Penguins of Madagascar. So leave a 评论 if 你 have a opinion, any opinion. If there's something wrong, tell me. So enjoy, hope 你 soldiers like it!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter II - Curiosity
Author : Skipper the penguin

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While we penguins are sleeping, the leamurs are in their bouncy bed, staying awake. The leamurs where curious about us penguins. Julien is thinking of why didn't us penguins...

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獾 Love: Chapter 3: Asking Out the Badgers

posted by Metallica1147

                 Chapter 3
                 Asking Out the Badgers

    Private and Rico reached the 獾 habitat, but before they actually went inside to ask them out Private hesitated for a moment. Then Rico gave a small talk to him.

“What wrong?” He grunted.

“I’m nervous, I never asked a girl out before.”

“Oh, no worry, I help.”

“Thank 你 Rico, I could really use a lot of help.”

They then went in the...

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Never Turn Back

posted by penguinsfan2

---------------penguin habitat-----------
Skipper:I don´t get why she would just leave like that!
Kowalski:Well Skipper it´s not that hard to belive because the whole zoo is acusing her of killing Marlene and-
Private:Look!theres something on the floor....i think its a book.
Skipper:Let me see it!-reads cover-yeah its Mystic´s journal...hmm mabye it´ll tell us where she went 或者 why she killed Marlene..
Kowalski:Well she did have a fight with her the night before she died.
Ash:Well i don´t belive it!Mystic wouldént kill anyone!
Skipper:Let´s see what this says then-opens book-
Book:Who...

Survival chapter 7

posted by kivamarie

the 下一个 mourning

Me: (wakes up) mourning skipper.

Skipper: mourning Kiva.

Me: so how's Jeff doing?

Skipper: well Jeff is growing I think 你 should free him into the wild.

Me: gee okay.

so me and skipper headed outside of the rainforest to free Jeff into the wild. after me and skipper free Jeff into the wild me and skipper headed deeper and deeper into the 心 of the rainforest.

Me: gosh this must be the 心 of the rainforest. well time to head back to the cave.

Skipper: um Kiva I think were 迷失 so it will be difficult to head back to the cave 或者 we will end up separated it's best we stick together...

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when shadows enter light-chapter 1: two is sometimes better than one :D

posted by penguin014

*0200 hours 企鹅 HQ*
Kowalski: here's the coffee 你 requested skipper, brewed to perfection with a fresh fish.
Skipper: greatly appreciated kowalski, besides the fact 你 woke me up at 2:00 in the morning...anyways,what is the important "explosion" 你 wanted to 显示 me?
K: well,actually,if in the time of need, an explosion would be quite well for this, 你 see when 你 syntheticly-
S: just tell me what it does, I 迷失你 at well.
K: -_- ok,their biomachanicle androids,somewhat similar to Francis's,but they can change into any animal 你 want them to be,and they NEVER disobey a 企鹅 when...

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PoM CC 007 Winners

posted by ggreen7295

Well sorry I'm late I completely forgot. But anyway here I announce the winners of the Caption contest. Here are the prizes:

First place get three 支持 for their winning caption.

The runner up get a single 支持 for their caption.

All honorable mentions get's uh... Hold on... *looks around house of stuff* Oh here we go! Free internet cookies! ...
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Any way here are the winners!
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The runner up is SJF_Penguin for his caption:

As the group watched Julien's old 首页 movies, they soon realized that Julien was the most sane member of his royal family and why he never talked...

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Julien, 你 traitor!!!

posted by skipperluvs

Cute: Skilene

S: Skipper; K: Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M: Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort: Mort.

The penguins are in their habitat testing a machine constructed 由 Kowalski. It is a 水果 dispenser. Since most of the 动物 in the zoo eat fruit, they decided to open a business. Plus they were getting a little tired of always running out of 鱼 and wanted a fishy refreshing drink.

S: Good Job Kowalski!!! Let’s put this baby up and see how we do!

Private puts a big drawing of 水果 and a small picture of a fish. They were charging the 动物鱼 for fruit. Julien sees the sign and runs to...

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"Thump, Thump, Thump" song

posted by karenkook

I was trying to sing this. I'll start when Julien starts singing

Okay, monster 音乐 box
King "J" knows how to rocks.
Give me a thump
So I can wake my rump.
Give me a beat
Then watch me shake my seat!

Everybody get up
And the beat go
Thump, thump, thump.
Yeah!

This is how we do it now
With a thump, thump, thump.
Can 你 feel the funk?
When I dedicate my trunk
To the... *shakes booty rythmatically to the beat three times*

Everbody get up
And the beat go
Thump, thump, thump

Mort and Maurice,
Disturbing the peace.

Everybody get up
And the beat go *slams trash cans to beat*

This is how we do it now
This is how we do it...

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Dorski Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of POM skits. My first was regular link, 秒 was link, third were link, the fourth showcased link in various antics, and the fifth showcased link. This installment is for the Dorski 粉丝 and was requested 由 KowalskiGeekGirl. Any 标题 with a Roman Numeral 下一个 to it has a skit note associated with it at the end. I hope 你 enjoy!

51) Brain Dead

“Toss it to me! Toss it to me!” Private called from across the water.

Kowalski hit the 海滩 ball in his direction. The team had decided to take a vacation at Manhattan Beach, and enjoyed swimming in...

Meet the characters of TPOM!

posted by carsfan

嘿 guys! ^^

This is just a 随意 idea I had while browsing the Internet. Here is a 描述 of the POM characters.

Hope 你 like it! Enjoy! :)

Skipper:

The leader of a Badass Crew of Commando Penguins, voiced 由 DreamWorks animator/TV series co-creator Tom McGrath. He speaks in a crisp, hard-edged tone like a cool spy from a film noir movie. In the TV series, Skipper is somewhat abrasive with the other three penguins, often chastizing them and Dope Slapping them to keep them in line.
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Tropes associated with Skipper:•...

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Body Swap Part 2 Funny Moments

posted by sowem

Everyone woke after 25 分钟 of unconsciousness.

Skipper: Ahh! I'm a lower mammal!

Julien: Ahh! I'm an ugly penguin!

Private: Hahahaha! 你 swapped bodies. (Barfs up a bomb) Huh! Ahh!(throws the bomb outside) I'm Rico.

Marlene: Kowalski! I'm gonna kill you!(Attacks)

Maurice: Wait! It's me, Maurice!

Marlene: Oh! Then where's ... Hah! (Attacks the real Kowaski).

Mort:(Not knowing whats going on) Feet!

Julien: No! Don't let him touch the feet!

Skipper: Haha! (Singing)I'm letting him touch it! I'm letting him touch it!

Kowalski: Ahh! Somebody help me!

Meanwhile Private was laughing at everything that just happened.

Skipper: Rico! Stop laughing!

Private: Actually, it's me Private!(Sneezes up a golf club, a mallet and a slipper).

Skipper: Ah. This slipper will do.

(Marlene grabs the golf club, Rico grabs the mallet and everyone chases Kowalski).

Everyone: Yaa!!

Kowalski: Ahh!!

See the chase in Part 3