My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was 圣诞节 eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years 以前 when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, 你 must understand, this 企鹅 HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the 蛋酒, 蛋奶酒 back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some 更多 蛋酒, 蛋奶酒 from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate 圣诞节 K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? 或者 Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age 你 believe it. Even though presents get 你 fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think 圣诞节 is about spending time with the ones 你 care about. Even if they are physcho and slap 你 when 你 say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well 圣诞节 should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones 你 are around are nicer unless 你 don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and 唱歌 from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their 圣诞节 service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a 列表 of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was 下一个 to him started telling of his 圣诞节 he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a 鸽子 carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the 音乐 and they were 唱歌 Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
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It was 圣诞节 eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years 以前 when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, 你 must understand, this 企鹅 HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the 蛋酒, 蛋奶酒 back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some 更多 蛋酒, 蛋奶酒 from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate 圣诞节 K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? 或者 Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age 你 believe it. Even though presents get 你 fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think 圣诞节 is about spending time with the ones 你 care about. Even if they are physcho and slap 你 when 你 say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well 圣诞节 should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones 你 are around are nicer unless 你 don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and 唱歌 from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their 圣诞节 service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a 列表 of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was 下一个 to him started telling of his 圣诞节 he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a 鸽子 carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the 音乐 and they were 唱歌 Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't 你 tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice 日 and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the 企鹅 habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't 你 tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice 日 and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the 企鹅 habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)
Alex and skipper been dating for 5 months and this time skipper is taking Alex to see fireflies and Alex is really exceid
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i 爱情 你 Alex. Alex : i 爱情 你 too 由 the end of the 日期 Alex and skipper 吻乐队(Kiss) on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper 由 actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his 床, 床上 and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex 吻乐队(Kiss) skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your 床, 床上 *giggles* then the rest was history
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i 爱情 你 Alex. Alex : i 爱情 你 too 由 the end of the 日期 Alex and skipper 吻乐队(Kiss) on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper 由 actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his 床, 床上 and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex 吻乐队(Kiss) skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your 床, 床上 *giggles* then the rest was history