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Ugh. This is me, Nori if 你 dumbasses don't know who the hell is talking right now. Anyway, I thought to myself in the aqua-theatre. (because we were meant to put on a skill 显示 at that time) that I shouldn't be in the fucking position I was then. I was bored to death, and Blowhole kept biting the trainers and sometimes the trainers thought that relations in the same tanks were a bad influence on each other. But I managed. Until 'That Day.' Oh, was it pity. Blowhole was jumping through the ring of 火, 消防 for a retarded trick that the humans had suggested for him to do. As though I jumped through a ring of ice. 火, 消防 vs Ice. Of course, it was so cold, that my flipper got caught onto it and froze. I was struggling as my 《冰雪奇缘》 pain started spreading, freezing me as I was trying to get to the Ring Of 火, 消防 to melt it, as the fucking humans kept moving the hoop so I wouldn't get 'Burnt.' I was so pissed off now that when the 'Ring Of Fire' incident happened it was only a matter of fucking fact that Blowhole pulled the
ring of 火, 消防 into the water, putting out the fire. Of course, he had a bleeding eye but that was gross. Erm, yeah it looked so DAMN painful that I had forgotten about my motherfucking 《冰雪奇缘》 flipper now spreaduing to my body. I could feel this cold chill start to take charge of me and I just laid there. Of course Blowhole had to be fucking OK not giving a crap about his ALMOST DEAD SISTER. This is why I carry a gun around whenever I'm near him. Anyway, the ice gradually began to melt, but they HAD to chill it THAT cold that it took like 3 hours to melt! Anyway I woke up and I was in a lair full of gadgetry and i was thinking 'WTF?' But Blowhole came to me riding on a Segway with a mechanical eye giving me a rather evil smirk. Only to find out that I was trapped. I got so fucking pissed off at him that he explained the whole damn thing. He trapped me because he was 'testing' out this new thing he built. Oh and also he got me a Segway - WITH NO WHEELS! But I was let free and got onto the wheel-less Segway, only to se that it was HOVERCRAFT! Blowhole got so JEALOUS, that I rubbed it in his face just out of boredom. :P Hope 你 liked it! Though 你 probably didn't. :L
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Source: Blowhole Strikes Back
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Source: my computer for the hd screeenshot
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Source: The Red 松鼠 for Buck Rockgut 照片 & A Visit from Uncle Nigel for Uncle Nigel 照片
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Source: Madagascar Wikia
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Source: Maurice At Peace
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Source: Maurice At Peace
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Source: Cute-astrophe
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Source: Kanga Management Clip
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Source: Brain Drain
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Skipper and the others were getting weaker and weaker 由 the minute, they knew if they even stopped for one minute, they wouldn't 移动 on, it felt like they've been in there for weeks, they were all starving, and thirsty, skipper wanted to ask private why he smelled like pee, but he felt as if private was trying to hide the smell, he didn't want to talk about it.

Rico: ugh! Well never find her body!

Marlene: don't give up! We're so close! She's got to be around here somewhere...

Julien: maybe we should just give up....well never get out of here...

Skipper turned around and grabbed julien

Skipper:...
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Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope 你 enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making 你 laugh. Any 标题 with a Roman numeral in brackets 下一个 to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do 更多 things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...
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Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, 你 don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, 你 were the one who 说 I was exendable. Why do 你 care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper 说 calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than 你 do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....
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