OMG my friend is so weird! she made this story and emailed it to me. O_O
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Kowalski: And so Private, thats how 你 must be sure your 食物 is dead before 你 eat it.
Private: but I already knew that Kowalski!
Kowalski: It's Science, you'll have to use it in your life sometimes
Private: B-but. WHY?
Kowalski: Never Mind that, go.. go to Marlene.. 或者 something..
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Private: Why is everyone so weird?
*Maurice runs 由 in a 14th century type of royal outfit*
Maurice: Oh crap, I'm late! the king is going to kill me!
Private: *blinks twice* Where is he going? Wait! Where are 你 going? *starts running*
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Private: I had sworn he went into the reptile house.. *falls into a hole* HOLY CRAP!!!
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*private falls down into a room with doors*
Private: amazing! these doors are just my size! but where do they lead to? *jiggles a handle* won't open..
*he tries others but still won't work*
oh no, don't tell me I'm stuck in here...
wait,
*where he had fell there was a large curtain with a pull rope, when he had opened it, there was a small door.*
Private: could this be it? but it is too small to open. i would have to be 鼠, 大鼠 sized. unlike a plumpy 企鹅 like me.
*Then suddenly, a small 表 with a key on it appeared* Ooh! This must open the door! but, i'm still too big. *a bottle appears*
looks like juice! *waddles over* but where did this come from? oh well, finders keepers, thats what Skippa taught me. *drinks* mmm! i wish i had-*then suddenly he grew small* now I can go through the door! oh no, i forgot the key! but I'm way to small to climb 或者 handle the key!
*then on the floor, a little box appeared*
Mm? whats this? *opens, and to discover a box of butterscotch* I might be small, but i have a huge appetite for some butterscotch! *licks and grows huge* now i can get the key *grows again* oh dear, *grows* Heelp! *bangs head on ceiling* oh no! I'm to huge! *sniff* i can't even see the key because I'm to.. WAAHHHHH.
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yea i can't continue, she hasn't finished yet. she has school >_<
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Kowalski: And so Private, thats how 你 must be sure your 食物 is dead before 你 eat it.
Private: but I already knew that Kowalski!
Kowalski: It's Science, you'll have to use it in your life sometimes
Private: B-but. WHY?
Kowalski: Never Mind that, go.. go to Marlene.. 或者 something..
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Private: Why is everyone so weird?
*Maurice runs 由 in a 14th century type of royal outfit*
Maurice: Oh crap, I'm late! the king is going to kill me!
Private: *blinks twice* Where is he going? Wait! Where are 你 going? *starts running*
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Private: I had sworn he went into the reptile house.. *falls into a hole* HOLY CRAP!!!
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*private falls down into a room with doors*
Private: amazing! these doors are just my size! but where do they lead to? *jiggles a handle* won't open..
*he tries others but still won't work*
oh no, don't tell me I'm stuck in here...
wait,
*where he had fell there was a large curtain with a pull rope, when he had opened it, there was a small door.*
Private: could this be it? but it is too small to open. i would have to be 鼠, 大鼠 sized. unlike a plumpy 企鹅 like me.
*Then suddenly, a small 表 with a key on it appeared* Ooh! This must open the door! but, i'm still too big. *a bottle appears*
looks like juice! *waddles over* but where did this come from? oh well, finders keepers, thats what Skippa taught me. *drinks* mmm! i wish i had-*then suddenly he grew small* now I can go through the door! oh no, i forgot the key! but I'm way to small to climb 或者 handle the key!
*then on the floor, a little box appeared*
Mm? whats this? *opens, and to discover a box of butterscotch* I might be small, but i have a huge appetite for some butterscotch! *licks and grows huge* now i can get the key *grows again* oh dear, *grows* Heelp! *bangs head on ceiling* oh no! I'm to huge! *sniff* i can't even see the key because I'm to.. WAAHHHHH.
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yea i can't continue, she hasn't finished yet. she has school >_<
Skipper here. It has recently come to my realization that a lot of 你 fanguins have 问题 about me, our show, etc. and I would 爱情 to answer them. Well, most of them, anyways. Denmark is strictly classified, as well as a few other missions that you've never known about and I probably should not be mentioning..
Crud. *face flipper*
Anyways, there are no limits on the questions. 你 can send in as many as 你 want. They can be on whatever 你 like, except Denmark as mentioned above. Some 问题 I may not be able to answer, so don't be sad if your 问题 doesn't get picked.
So send in your 问题 in the 评论 section below! Every week, I'll answer as much of them as I can. See 你 下一个 week!
-Skipper
Crud. *face flipper*
Anyways, there are no limits on the questions. 你 can send in as many as 你 want. They can be on whatever 你 like, except Denmark as mentioned above. Some 问题 I may not be able to answer, so don't be sad if your 问题 doesn't get picked.
So send in your 问题 in the 评论 section below! Every week, I'll answer as much of them as I can. See 你 下一个 week!
-Skipper
