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posted by krazy4kowalski
Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having 茶 with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a 秒 ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are 你 doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did 你 find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, 你 know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, 嘿 guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?


Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!
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Hi!

I want to practice to do works on requests. I have been thinking about it... on the labor 你 have to be able to provide their customer/employer what they ask for without any 问题 and really make what they want otherwise they won't hire you. Well one 日 I have to apply for a job and when that time comes I want to be as prepared as I can be.

So, I am asking you, can 你 make a request on what 你 want me to draw/paint/sketching. Really, 你 can ask for everything! One rule! It has to be Penguins of Madagascar related (I assume 你 don't mind I want to paint PoM fanart, otherwise I wouldn't post this on this spot^^) Come on, it has to be something on your mind 你 would really like to see in a fanart. I want to see if I can pull it off 或者 if I bite off 更多 than I can chew

greetings!
posted by EppofangirlXD
The Maze

“Well boys,” Skipper announced as he ripped off Kowalski’s, Private’s, and Rico’s blindfolds. The three winced in pain as some of their feathers got plucked out in the process. That was definitely not cloth fabric. “This is…a new sort of training. 你 know how to fight an enemy. 你 know how to get away from an enemy’s lair about to self-destruct. BUT. Dr Blowhole’s evil lair had been simple to navigate. There were even exit signs. So. Today’s training process is using your skills and knowledge in order to quickly get 你 out of an area 你 CANNOT find the way through....
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posted by Penguin11
 Can they save her?
Can they save her?
*The penguins are all asleep until someone bursts in*

Marlene:Guys, wake up! Hurry! Come on Doris needs your help!!!

* Kowalski jumps out of 床, 床上 and since he was in the 最佳, 返回页首 bunk, tries and sucessfully completes pulling the others out of thier bunks*

Kowalski: WHATS WRONG WITH DORIS?!?!?!

Marlene: Somethings wrong with her head, Kowalski!!!
*she says in an dramafied voice*
Marlene: Somethings not right.
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Im making it longer.
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*They all go to Doris's habitat*

Doris:Hello! Would 你 like some oatmeal?!?

Kowalski:Firstly, No. Secondly, 你 dont have a way to get oatmeal.

Skipper:He's right.

Doris:Oh, 你 all are just jealous because I can make oatmeal and 你 cant!

Private:No, we just came to rescue you!

Rico: AUGHHUH!

Doris:Why would I need rescued if im fine?

*Kowalski shakes his head doubtfully*

Next; Part 2
 Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
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