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posted by KowalskiTheLich
King Julien was sleeping on his ‘royal’ bounce house, snoring loudly. Maurice and Mort were sleeping on the opposite side of the exhibit, which was strange because usually Mort made it a point to sleep at least fairly close to Julien. Obviously, this snoring was not normal.

Julien rolled over and opened his eyes. “Whew, all this nasty stuffy air is not treating me well at all” he said. “Or maybe it was that bowl of lychee nuts I ate during the party yesterday.” He shuddered and rolled over, trying to get comfortable.

As he prodded the bouncy house as though it was suddenly going to become comfy for him, he felt a slight tugging sensation on his tail. Fearing it was Mort coming to bother him, he kicked backwards and continued poking the bounce house. It continued for a second, then suddenly Julien felt himself being pulled up into the air 由 his tail. Not a pleasant sensation.

Julien yelped as he was pulled into the air, but neither of the other lemurs heard him, as they were wearing earplugs to block out his snoring.

Right as Julien regained his composure and was about to shout out, something wrapped around his mouth, preventing all but the slightest of sounds. Julien was then tied around a branch on the giant artificial palm 树 in the 狐猴 exhibit. Now he could not 移动 either. He squeaked, hoping 由 some miracle he could attract some attention. Instead he was slapped in the face.

“Quiet lemur, 你 don’t want this around your neck, do you?”

“Now that 你 mention it, it is rather itchy” 说 Julien in a very muffled voice. He was slapped again.

“Now, I’m going to pull this off, and 你 will be quiet…you don’t want me to tell 你 what will happen if 你 aren’t quiet…”

Julien felt the cloth around his mouth being untied and pulled away. Half of him wanted to shout loudly, both for help and to purposely defy this idiot’s wishes, but he really didn’t want to find out what would happen to him, although he sensed that it would involve his foot being tied up and him being swung in circles 由 the rope until he was on the verge of vomiting.

As soon as Julien was free enough to rotate his body, he looked around to see if he could spot who was holding him captive. Of course, he couldn’t.

“I’m right here,” 说 his captor. Julien flipped around to where the voice was, but it was much too dark to see anything. Then the animal stepped into view.

“Skipper!?” 说 Julien.

“Yes, it is me,” 说 Skipper. “Let’s skip the pleasantries and I’ll give 你 a briefing of the situation. Kowalski…you know, the smart one…suddenly got all interested in 音乐 and ditched us a few nights ago. We assumed he was gone, but yesterday Private heard something coming from a corner of the room and went to investigate. He found a tiny peephole and through it he saw a black feather on the floor. A tail feather. And what’s more, a secret camera we installed in our headquarters the night before caught Kowalski sneaking inside while we were away on a mission and messing around with our stuff.”

“And what is it 你 are asking?” 说 Julien.

“We want 你 to help us catch him, duh!” 说 Skipper. “Or at the very least keep your eyes open and warn everyone 你 can. We have no idea what Kowalski might be attempting, but based on the inventions we saw him take from the box it won’t be pretty.”

“If all 你 are asking of me is help, then why did 你 pull me into the 树 由 my royal tail?”

“As an example, lemur. To encourage 你 to stay on your guard. If I had come up to 你 politely and asked this, I doubt it would have had the same effect.”

“You have a point,” 说 Julien.

“Well, that’s all,” 说 Skipper. He untied Julien and Julien rolled off the branch and landed on the corner of the bouncy house. “Remember, keep on your guard. Oh, and Julien…please try and take this seriously.”

Julien gave a mock salute, hoping that it would be enough to drive the annoying 企鹅 away. It succeeded.

“He gone?” came a voice from inside the bouncy. Kowalski poked his head out of the tube that filled the bouncy with air. “Thanks for hiding me.”

“You are quite welcome, silly penguin!” 说 Julien. “But tell me…”

Kowalski cut him off. “It’s not important Julien. I just went away for a few hours and Skipper went wacko.”

“Then why…”

“No time for talk; just forget about it. But, don’t Skipper you’ve seen me because I…er…want to surprise him! Yeah, when he get back to the headquarters, I’ll jump out and surprise him and he’ll scream just like a girl!”

Kowalski wished he had 更多 time to think up a 更多 believable story, but apparently Julien was convinced.

“Very well” 说 Julien. “But remind me…why did I agree to help 你 again?”

“Well now that Skipper’s gone, I guess we can talk about it. Remember that amphitheater in the park that the humans built not too long ago? Well, they occasionally have performances in the afternoon but at night, it just sits, unused. This may seem a little unorthodox, coming from me, but I want 你 to start having nightly performances there. I don’t care what they are as long as they don’t attract human attention. Keep the lighting and noise to a minimum, and if 你 see any humans nearby, shut everything off 或者 hide.”

King Julien looked like he had gotten 迷失 on the first sentence. “So, 你 want…”

“Just do something with the amphitheater in the park! If 你 need help, get the chimps, I’ve heard them playing opera CDs one too many times recently; they need to get some of that ‘musical urge’ out of their system, if 你 know what I mean.”

Without waiting for Julien to reply, Kowalski squeezed himself out of the tube and began to walk away. “Remember, Julien, I’ll be watching you. And also, please don’t let anyone know that you’ve seen me 或者 why 你 started this, especially Skipper. Just act like it was something 你 pulled out of your head, right? I’m sure a talented 狐猴 king like 你 could come up with something.”

“It is good to know that at least one of 你 silly penguins has come to recognize my kingly talent!” 说 Julien. “But aren’t 你 the smart 企鹅 who’s always making stuff? That little Private is the one who likes the music.”

Julien looked around and saw that Kowalski was gone. However, a feeling of him being watched from very close 由 made him intensely uncomfortable, and he got the feeling that he probably shouldn’t argue with Kowalski on this one. But he definitely didn’t want to get in Skipper’s way.
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posted by peacebaby7
Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope 你 enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making 你 laugh. Any 标题 with a Roman numeral in brackets 下一个 to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do 更多 things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...
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When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep 或者 even have conversation. Something changed the youngest 企鹅 that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost 更多 than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just 更多 violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The 下一个 日 passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...
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The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't 你 think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...
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Ch. 2

I looked around to see Skipper, Private, and Rico rushing out to see what had caused the explosion. I went after them as fast as I could.
Dark smoke clouds hurled themselves toward the sky on the oposite side of the zoo. Skipper rushed toward them with Private and Rico close behind. I went after them. Soon Skipper came to a stop, as did us other three. Just around the corner of the 墙 we were 下一个 to was the sorce of the smoke.
Skipper turned to look at me, "You stay here and out of sight. Leave this to the profesionals." he then signaled Private and Rico to fallow him before going...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Contains 1 OC-but this story is about Dr. Blowhole. And the Penguins. And the Zoo. And Love, good, evil. Pirates. Lobsters....Look, this 列表 will go on forever, so I'm just going to get started.
Well, after Dr. B got defeated, things went a little crazy. The push of a button can change one life drastically.

Prolouge:

The last thing he could remember was a clown spewing purple light into his face.
Then, confused voices. Somethign about a "transfigurator" and " why would he keep that in there?"
In fact, these were his only memories. Slowly his dark brown eye opened. White. White walls, bedsheets,...
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posted by Whitesnowman
嘿 guys we need to talk and 你 BETTER pay attention ! Ok? Ok! Well I'm leaving 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and I want to apologize for all I've done ever since I made this STUPID account ! It was a very bad idea .Listen im truely sorry about all the mean stuff I 说 to 你 . Truly from the bottom of my soulless 心 :( . I'm leaving so I won't Hurt your guys feelings anymore than I already have :( I'll leave in a few days to say goodbye . The only reason I 说 all that stiff is because my parents are divorcing and I'm so mad I cant control it and took it out on 你 guys .im so sorry . Well I'm closing this entry .Goodbye
"Alright men, maintenance time!! Soon after, we'll go up there and train our asses off until we are ready to kill Pennywise!! Kowalski!! Fix the car's motor, Rico will scrub the floors, Private, 你 will scrub the w.c., and I'll wash off the 鱼 guts from the 最佳, 返回页首 level," 说 Skipper. "Whats a w.c.?" asked Private. "The toilet, now go!!" barked out Skipper. They soon all ran to their chores and Private got into the bathroom, he then went over to the bleach and picked up the scrubber, he then hummed a tune as he began to head for the toilet. Suddenly, all 4 faucets in the bathing area turned...
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As soon as Dr. Murdoch disappeared, Kowalski felt as if they should hold appendages. "Guys, I think it's time for Future Kowalski to send us back home, so if 你 want to ALL go home, we must hold appendages," 说 Kowalski. "Can we say goodbye to everyone here first though?" asked Lilly. "Of course, Herelde was nice, the Digger helped us find a way to the lair, and that one guy at the elevator kindly directed us there," 说 Private. After a while, the group held arms, flippers, 或者 whatever they had together and waved goodbye to the 老友记 they made on the way. "Goodbye Digger!! Goodbye Herelde!!...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's log.
1400 hrs.

Well. Back again! It turns out, word that Skipper was "Incapacitated" somehow got to penguinHQ. Someone who claims to be Skipper's leader 或者 something found his way here to check up on him. Kowalski looked extremely nervous despite the fact he was trying his very best to stay calm. Eh. 

I hope Mr...Tank won't mind that Rico tied Skipper up in duct tape! Heheh...

Waaaaait. Where'd he go?

<*> * <*> * <*>

"Escaping from a duct tape cocoon, Eh?" 说 Tank as he held the remains in his flipper. "Impressive, but I've seen trainees do that..." He walked around...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
"Get me out of this duct tape!" yelled Skipper. "I can walk now. I'M HEALED! I can get back to work!" He struggled to get out of the cocoon of tape he was in.

Icicle held a book and was sitting beside his bunk on the cement brick. "Sorry sir, Kowalski's orders," Icicle told him. "Do not worry! Kowalski 说 你 can start eating 鱼 starting tomorrow! HUZZAH!" 

Skipper continued to struggle. "Great. I'm starting to forget what 鱼 tasted like," he told her. "Can I get out now?"

"Nope!" Skipper continued to complain and Icicle continued to write in her book. 

Lilly and the crew came down from...
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 随意 Picture!!!! XD
Random Picture!!!! XD
Skipper is pacing around the room...
Skipper: Ok, we've been through all our trainings for today and 你 all have recieved straight aces...
Kowalski/Private: *whispering* Please say snow cones, please say snow cones...
Skipper: So I have decided to test a little something on you.
Rico: Huh?
Skipper goes over to a metal 安全 laying in the corner of the room. Kowalski, Private, and Rico have confused looks on their faces as Skipper gazes at them with a smirk. He unlocks the safe, and inside is a manila folder holding a couple papers.
Skipper: Whatever 你 do... do NOT look in these files. I'll be...
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it was creistmas eve and the zoo resadents were at the zoovinere shop.skipper:well look like that time agin CREISTMAS TIME.everyone:whaho.meanwhile marlene was putting up the misletoe.skipper:everyones here expet marlene, rico go find marlene the reast of us will wite for 你 and marlene.rico headed to marlene's home.marlene:oh rico there 你 are.rico:baklajsbfhs(meaning:marlene we need to go.the others are witeing for us)marlene:*points up to the misletoe*rico we are under the misletoe 你 know what that means.and rico saw the misletoe.rico:bdksxh(what what thase it mean).marlene:when a guy...
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