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posted by Mother-of-PoM
All right boys, stand 由 for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if 你 say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No 更多 Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

你 didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN 你 READ?

problemo solved!

This is 你 captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i 说 吻乐队(Kiss) IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to 吻乐队(Kiss) 你 monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!

My whole life... is a lie!

As far as your concern. I am nobody.

I'm infected!

I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would NEVER END UP IN HOBOKEN! AT LEAST NOT ALIVE! I WOULD PUCK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS! I SWEAR TO YOU!!

McArthur's starched short pants! I can't believe how much time I've wasted with you!

I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force

Tell them all. Get them out of your system, Please.

Before 你 do anything at all, say Commence Operation *fill in a code name for your task* Example; Commence Operation: Survive heck.

你 didn't see anything.

Shout Ringtail!! when your pet does something 你 don't like
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Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh sir!

So the good news is the song is almost over.

Good Galileo... Galileiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Can 你 think of even of one time I have played a trick 或者 even TOLD a joke?

Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Everything I've learned is a LIE!!

Einstein's Undies!

Newton's Knickers!

I have cracked the 爱情 Code...OH BABY!

AW, COME ON! ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Oh, that image will haunt me!

Okay, let's get stupid!

RESPECT THE SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! WHY HAVE 你 FORSAKEN ME?!?

So wild, so free, yet I know I could tame her! (This can actually work if 你 see someone eating something hot)

Technically speaking... maybe.

There's a scientific word for this...weird.

You've got to stop me!

I like 《花生》 and I like butter, but I do not like 花生 butter. WEIRD...
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Oh dear!

What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" 或者 the "it"?!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous!
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Are 你 kidding me!??

Yeah, yeah, yeah, 你 go ahead.... Suckers

"I'm Red Squirrel!

(You have to say this in Rico voice 或者 it won't work)
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We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me again.

你 must tell me. Who the heck are you?

How long is this going to TAKE?!

Lies! All lies! This interview is over!

Baxter, 你 are a traitor! Don't 你 know who I am?!? (Say this when you're mad any non living object xD)

That was probably the most awesome thing I ever saw, that wasn't me.

That is not very interesting to me, because it is not about me. See how that works?
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I'm Gonna Bite The People!!!!
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Gonna eat my banana, hope no one TAKES IT!!

Say this when your parents try to make 你 do something: Yeah. Have fun with that.

When 你 see a 爱情 ship: Awww. That's so sweet. I think.

When someone watches 你 while you're writing: I'm scheming here!
Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to 狐猴 habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes 你 look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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The Big Move: After an eerily quiet night without the lemurs, the Penguins discover that they've snuck out to the park at night, only to return in the morning. Seeing the benefits, Skipper shows King Julien a secret tunnel leading directly to the park, on the conditions that he and his subjects keep it a secret and that they return in the morning. Being a loose-lipped King, Julien tells all of the zoo 动物 about the tunnel, and they all sneak out at night. Upon trying to return to the zoo, Burt accidentally blocks the tunnel, preventing the other 动物 from exiting it. Can the Penguins...
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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This story is an essay to Sandrei20's "I sense evil around you" - for those, who haven't read it, here a short summary (by Sandrei herself) : "After becoming possessed 由 unclean spirits from Madagascar island, Skipper has turned immensely evil and becomes a public threat to all zoo habitants, especially.. to Marlene. The 动物 feel extremely petrified and hopeless." In the end, Marlene wakes up in her hiding place and discovers the whole zoo's in flames, explosions are heard, a thick black 云, 云计算 on the sky... and she sees Skipper's foggy eyes. Then, there's another explosion, ten times stronger...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Meanwhile, Private has to go save his friends, but he was also afraid of going there alone. He finds out that the Yeti has taken all their belongings, too...

Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."

Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…

Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"

Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his friends...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked 由 the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....
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Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:Zoo closing (same 日 of Part 1)

Kowalski:Everyone I am close to figuring out Have's problem, but I also figured out there will be side affects.

Skipper:Like what?

Kowalski:Mood swings,instant weakness, expanding of feelings--

Skipper:Have have feelings?

Private: Everyone have feelings?

Kowalski:AS I WAS SAYING, expanding of feelings, and an erg to destroy.

Private: Like Rico

Sipper:Yes..Keep have away from Rico when he get to those ergs.

(Have goes to the 最佳, 返回页首 the habitat)
Have:Hey guys

Private:How are 你 feeling?

Have:Normal. Why?

Kowalski:Not feeling weird at all?

Have: No....
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posted by Bluepenguin
The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear 或者 excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as 你 can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable....
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Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his 秒 年 at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see 你 again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - 说 Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, 流行的 and really cool. What else he needed to 日期 every girl he wanted to 日期 with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene....
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posted by Bluepenguin
Kowalski's 日 Off!

The HQ
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Kowalski flies across the room, hitting the 墙 with a thud and landing on the hard concrete. Skipper, Rico, and Private turnaround from their game of Texas Hold 'Em to find Kowalski frantically waddling back into his smoldering lab, which is at this point enveloped in a layer of green smoke.
Skipper: And right when I had the winning hand!
Skipper puts down his deck of cards and storms off into the green smoke.
Skipper: Kowalski! Come out here!
Skipper exits the lab with Kowalski trailing behind him.
Skipper: Kowalski, can 你 explain to us why 你 have...
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posted by SkipperXLisa
The footsteps of webbed feet got louder as Blowhole's enemy walked

right into the trap he had laid for him. Suddenly, a black-and-white animal

flashed across the clearing. Skipper came to a stop up against the smooth

gray wall. He then stealthily slid to a small door at the end of the corner in

the desolate

room. Once he got the entry to the 下一个 area, he cautiously brought his

flipper to the knob. Once he was almost touching it, he quickly grabbed it.

He then turned key to revealing a new territory. Once the wooden portal

was wide open, his foe stepped into range of his trick. The penguin's eyes

widened...
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posted by fun123fun
there are alot of diffrent pom 粉丝 here but wich one are you?

1:the paring 粉丝

discription: likes paring people up in the 显示
NOTE: if its 2 guys like kico 或者 pripper its a frendship paring NOT 爱情 LOVE!
sgins of fans:like parings and make cute nicknames epechily skilene

2:fangirls/boys
discriptoion: fangirls/boys are in 爱情 in with the chariters and come in two modes
miled
CRAZY!
sings of fans: talks about how they 爱情 him/her

3:pom/WWE fans

discription:there 粉丝 that like pom and wwe
signs of fans: post 或者 respond to 问题 like "wich one would win in a fight? jhon cena 或者 rico?"

4:pom/anime...
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"Dr. Blow-WHAT?" Neko probably thinking of a disturbing word asked.

"Dr. Blwhole" Athena corrected. She looked at her phone in despare. "What do 你 think he did to it?"

"I don't know...Maybe we should take the battery out?" I tried picking the phone up. But it seemed heavier.

"Is their a new program on your phone?" Neko took it from me and turned it on. He looked into deep thinking, then looked up at me. "I'm really sorry Widget for blaming you. I should've heard your side of the story."

'Well if I did tell you, 你 would've though I was mental!' I thought.

"S'ok. Things happen. It's just the phone-...
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I want 你 to know that we are makeing a new account we are telling 你 this because we dont want to think we are just people that are copying them so we just want 你 to know (exsep for me war penguin)

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
G$$$$GIRL SCOUTT$$$G
G$$$$$COOKIES $$$$$G
G$$$$$$____ $$$$$$$G
G$$$$$________ $$$$G
G$$$$__________$$$$G
G$$$$ ________$$$$$G
G$$$$$$____$$$$$$$$G
G$$$$$$$MEAN$$$$$$$G
G$$$$$HAPPYNESS$$$$G
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Shadowpenguin
Skipper yawned and stirred his coffee with his fish. Kowalski was preforming electrical tests on Rico, to see if an idea can really be zapped into someone's mind. Private was dusting in the corner. A typical 日 at the zoo.

"SO WHAT?
I'M STILL A ROCK STAR
I'VE GOT MY ROCK MOVES,"
P!nk's voice shook the air from the radio. Skipper went from sleepy to ready. "ALL HANDS!!! INTRUDER ALERT!" He shouted. All penguins dropped what they were doing ,though Kowalski was a little reluctant to stop a science experiment.

The Penguins were ready for action as they stood in fighting form. Skipper narrowed his...
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I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that 你 do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who 你 are and the dreams that 你 wish
i bet 你 know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz 你 know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest 粉丝 i'll follow 你 until 你 爱情 me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl 你 know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that 企鹅 is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase 你 down till 你 爱情 me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring...
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posted by krazy4kowalski
And the winner is....

The Penguins of Madagascar!

I would like to thank everyone who made this contest possible, especially our two outstanding writers!

The judge reported that Operation: 首页 Sweet 首页 was entertaining and realistic. She 说 that she could almost believe that it was an actual episode. "The creativity is unbelievable!" The Judge was quoted as saying.

On the other hand, she thought that the Spongebob entry was too short, lacked imagination, and was monotonous.

This 文章 will be 发布 on both sites.

Spongebobers, 你 now have to post an 文章 on your site about how much 你 爱情 POM. 你 have until 下一个 Saturday to do so.

Penguins of Madagascar fans, commence Operation: Celebrate!!
OK, as 你 might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site 或者 theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an 文章 to be 发布 on their own site about how great the other 显示 is.
If 你 like the plan, 评论 and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if 你 don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
posted by ThatDamnLlama
Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.


Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...
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posted by Cornflak
He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...
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