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Skipper: ugh....what the?....where am I?

Skipper had woken up, wondering where the heck he was.

Skipper: dammit....I must be in the main building...I've got to get back to private!

skipper got up and started to walk back to the 2nd building entrance, but heard a familiar voice that stopped him in his tracks.

???:skipper.... This way...

Skipper:?!.

???:get to julien...please....he's on the verge of snapping....

Skipper: .....that voice sounded like...Maurice's...

Skipper quickly went to where the voice had told him to, and found himself inside the boys bathroom.

Skipper had checked all the stalls to see ifs anybody was in there, but most if them were locked, and decided to leave, but as soon as he was out the door, he heard something.

???:gahh.....glk...glk....

Skipper:huh?

Skipper suddenly walked in 由 one if the stalls and sounded like Someone was choking, and broke down the door to find julien trying to hang himself.

Julien:glk....ugh....glk....

Skipper:julien?! Dumbass! What are 你 doing?! I'm getting 你 down!

Skipper, without thinking grabbed ahold if juliens feet and put it above his shoulders, making julien able to breath.

Julien:"cough" "cough"

Skipper: ugh! Don't 移动 julien!

Skipper then begun to untie the rope While supporting julien, and eventually got him down.

Julien: "cough" cough",ugh...

Skipper: just breath....

Julien:skipper?

Skipper: right here soldier.

Julien the grabbed skipper tight and begun to cry.

Julien: took 你 long enough, idiot! I was so scared!

Skipper: it's ok....where's Maurice? I thought I heard his voice a while ago...

The bathroom they were in went quiet, and then julien begun to cry.

Julien:Maurice.....he's.....

Julien then walked over to the stall 下一个 to him to shows Maurice's dead corpse, still hanging.

Skipper: but....that's impossible! I heard his voice not that long ago?!

Julien: Maurice....why did 你 kill yourself?! Was it because if me?!

Skipper: c'mon....lets get him down, I feel bad about leaving him there....

Skipper and julien then grabbed Maurice's body and placed it on the ground against a wall. Julien was crying, trying to figure out why he would hang his self after all that positive thinking he was giving julien.

Skipper: you...do realize 你 tried to hang yourself too, right?

Julien: what?! But I don't remember that....now that 你 mention it though, I do have this stinging feeling around my neck....

Skipper: maybe it's the school that did this to Maurice then, maybe the school takes over your mind and dies things to you.

Julien and skipper continued to talk about this, when all of a sudden, they heard a scream.

Private:SKIPPER!!!!!!! "Sobs loudly" "sobs loudly"

Skipper: private! I completely forgot about him! He won't last all 由 himself, c'mon julien, lets go!

Skipper and julien then started to run down the creeped old stairs to the other building.

Julien:so there's a whole other building?

Skipper: yea....I was surprised too when I saw it.

Skipper:alright....the entrance should be right-huh?

Skipper and julien suddenly ran into a huge 墙 that took the place where the entrance was.

Skipper:?!, but where's the entrance?! Private! Private!

Skipper: damn school....why must 你 torment me like this?!


Meanwhile.........

Marlene: "wheeps", where did 你 go Rico, 你 know I can't be alone 由 myself?! I guess I can go back to the main bulding, that other buldings making my head hurt.....

Marlene the. Opened the door leading back into the main entrance, when she saw a little girl wearing a red dress, smiling a distance from her.

Marlene:?!, leave me alone!!!

Girl in red:we were killed 由 an educater.....

The girl in red the ran off and left Marlene all alone, able to calm down and not have to worry about any danger.

Marlene: that girl.... She seemed different form the other three....

Marlene, who was still curious about the little girl she just saw, decided to walk around to find out where everybody was.

Marlene, after walking around for a little bit, found the doll the spirit had 给 them, and picked it up, just in case she needed it. The doll suddenly begun to make a big weeping noise and then stopped, Marlene ignored it, and continued along the way.

Marlene: huh? It's you!

Marlene then stopped a girl spirit, the same spirit who gave her the doll.

Marlene: 你 liar! The doll didn't work! Give me back mort!

Marlene began to sob uncontrollably, and fell to the ground.

???:ugh.... Am I glad to see you....

Marlene:???

Marlene turned around to find out it was Rico, limping towards her slowly, he fell to the ground, in which Marlene helped him up.

Marlene: Rico!! Where were you, idiot! 你 had me worried!

Rico: as soon as 你 ran off, some guy with a big hammer came from behind and knocked me out. 下一个 thing I knew I was inside this gloomy room with those three kids, and then the guy with the hammer came in and scared the children off when he entered, guy was a lousy shot....he hit my head with the pole, if he would have been 更多 accurate, I would have been a goner...damn child killer...

Marlene: how did 你 get back here then?

Rico: all I know is that I passed out and ended up on the first floor hallway.

Marlene: I'm glad your safe! Your bleeding though pretty good in the head, thank goodness I have these extra handkerchiefs to cover the wound up.

Rico: thanks.....hey, is that the girl spirit that have us the doll,hey! Why didn't it work!

Girl spirit: 你 did it wrong, 你 have to return what's rightfully there's too, and you'll find them where it's really wet....your 老友记 death is your own fault....

The spirit then faded away and Rico and Marlene were wondering what they meant by, "really wet", suddenly they heard a loud bang from the first floor and ran down there to see what was up, and there was a new passage open, leading to a pool. The pool was covered in mold and dead corpses floating above it, it was also raining out there, which made it cold for the both if them.

Rico:(Marlene's not feeling too good out in this weather, here goes...)

Rico: Marlene, why don't 你 wait 由 the entrance, and I'll check on ahead, I wouldn't want 你 to catch a cold.

Marlene: ok....thanks Rico...

Rico: oh...no problem...ha

Marlene then walked back inside to get out if the rain, and Rico went around the pool to find out where these items were the girl was talking about. He walked all around the pool area and found the 泵 room, but it was locked, so he decided to walk back around to tell Marlene, but while he was walking around, he stumbled upon a key.

Rico: hey... This probably goes for the 泵 room, I better tell Marlene.

???:I can't take this anymore......

Rico suddenly heard a huge splash and turned around.

Rico: what the?! No she wouldn't have!!

Rico then ran back inside to find Marlene, but she was nowhere to be seen.

Rico: Marlene! Dumbass! Why would she jump?!

Rico then ran back outside and jumped in the moldy pool and looked high and low for Marlene, he swam threw body's and body's of people who had fallen in, but eventually found her, he pulled her up and got her out if the water, and did CPR on her.

Rico: c'mon dammit! "Breaths in" breaths in"

Marlene:.......

Rico:don't 你 leave me dammit!"breaths in" breaths in"

Marlene: ....."cough", "cough"...ugh....ugh....

Rico: whew.....thank god.....you had me worried for a 秒 there, don't scare me....

Marlene: where am I....? I remember sitting inside waiting for you...then I heard your voice.....and then I 迷失 conscious.

Rico: I never called you, 你 tried to kill yourself in the pool!!!

Marlene: I....I don't remember doing that...

Rico: it must be these spirits, there taking control of us, why won't they leave us the hell alone!!

Marlene: ugh.....I mouth take like crap.... Make it stop Rico!! Ugh....

Rico: well....why don't 你 drink some rain water and wash out your mouth, then your mouth will be clean skittle bit.

Marlene and Rico stood out in the rain and cleaned themselves off from the mold and disgusting things that were in that pool.

Rico: oh! I found this key that leads to the 泵 room, we can drain this pool, c'mon!

Marlene and Rico then ran to the other side and opened the 泵 room, and drained the pool to see if they could find anything.

Rico: 嘿 I think I see something! Lets go!

Marlene and Rico walked in the empty pool, trying to pass all the body's that were in there as well, and found three little bags.

Rico: we found them, but what could they be?

Marlene: open them then.

Rico: uhh ok then....

Rico then opened one of the little bags, and screamed and fell to the ground to find what was inside it.

Marlene: what is it?!

Rico:it's....a human tongue...they all have human tongues....

Marlene and Rico were startled I find them, but each if them had a name on them, one was a boys name, ryou, and two girl names, Tohko, and emi.

Rico: are we...supposed to give them back?!

Marlene: that's what the spirit said, lets go, c'mon I know we can do this.

Rico: if 你 say so....

Rico and Marlene then got out of the pool and went back in the entrance, and walked around to try and find the three kids, eventually, they found them all, playing with a dead body.

Rico: 嘿 emi, Tohko, ryou!

All the children stopped smiling and looked up with serous faces.

Rico: we have your tongues for you! We know that 你 have been probably looking for them, so have them.

Rico then threw the bags at all three if them, and the children began to cry.

Children: thank you.....

Two if the children disspaered, but one if the little girls stayed behind.

Tohko: thank you....for doing this...your very nice.

Rico: nice! Was it nice to kill our friend!

Rico then became enraged, but was held back 由 Marlene.

Marlene: why did 你 kill him, why are 你 Bieng nice now?

Tohko: because, I have control of myself, before iwas just a killing machine...."sobs" "sobs"

Marlene: what happened to 你 three.....why are 你 guys killing innocent people.

Tohko: I could 显示 你 what happened to us, and why this place was made. Just touch my hand...

Rico: don't trust her Marlene! She could kill 你 in one strike!

Marlene: Rico!!! It's fine, now I want to know what happened.

Tohko: ok, you'll be taking my place on the 日 it happened.

Tohko then touch Marlene's hand, and she fell unconscious.

Marlene: .....ugh....where am I, and why can't I 移动 my hands and feet!

Marlene was tied in a small room, along with three other kids, who were crying, begging for there parents, wanting to go home.

Children:"sobs" mommy! Daddy!

The huge man that Rico that encountered was there as well, standing over all of them.

Marlene: what the! He blindfolded me! I can't see anything!

(In this part of the story......you will be hearing what had happened from skipper and julien because they were 阅读 a newspaper 文章 from when it happened, while Marlene goes threw it all)

Newspaper: the children were found all tied up, dead, the one survivor, sachiko, told Police that the murderer was the man, and the man was to be excuted, and sachiko would live on, trying to live a normal life. The little boy was stabbed in the guts numerous times until his guts were shown, he was the first victim.the weapon used on these victims was a large pair of scissors.

Little boy: noooooo! Let me go!!!!!!

Marlene was sitting there, listening to this little boy being stabbed, over and over again, and she couldn't do anything about it.

Marlene:(my god....why would someone do this!)

The little boys voice slowly came to a halt, and all she could hear was stabbing, until she heard nothing at all, anymore.

Newspaper: the 下一个 victim was emi, she was stabbed in the head so much, that here 最佳, 返回页首 part of her head was. Ripped off in the process.

Emi:ack....ack....ugh....ugh....ugh

Marlene began to cry as she heard this poor little girl slowly die right 下一个 to her.

Marlene: (why! Why would this man hurt these kids..."sobs")

The little girls voice was no longer heard, but stabbing noises were going on, and then, silence again.

Marlene: (oh god! I'm next! What do I do?!)

Newspaper: the 下一个 victim was Tohko, who was the worst of them all...she was stabbed multiple times in the eye, until her eye became 汤 like, and was led to slowly die.

Marlene then suddenly was lifted up, her hair standing on her back, wondering what was going to happen to her.

Her blind fold suddenly became removed, but was surprised to find that it wasn't the man, but sachiko instead, holding a bug pair of bloody scissors.

Marlene:??? But why? Why would 你 do this?!

Sachiko, then began to laugh and smile at her, and raised the scissors at Marlene... While the man was sitting in the corner, scared out of his mind.

Marlene: no...no....NOOOO!!

Marlene's left eye then felt enormous pain, as she was Bieng stabbed in her eye multiple times,

Marlene: ack! Ack! Ack! Ugh! Please stop!!"sobs"

Sachiko: hee hee....now lets scoop up out that eye of yours....

Marlene: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Marlene suddenly woke up, and made sure that her eye was still there. Rico was holding Marlene, scared to death that she wasn't hurt.

Tohko: that's how I died.....

Rico: why would 你 do that 你 monster!

Marlene: Rico! It's ok, I know why it didn't work with the doll....we had the wrong person!

Rico : what do 你 mean?

Marlene: the girl in the red dress was the killer! Sachiko!

Rico: ?!, but....how...she was a survivor!

Marlene: that's how she got away! She blamed it on the man, and he was killed for it

Rico: why didn't he help u guys then?

Marlene: he was probably a accomplish, and brought the kids to her.

Rico: bastard.....

Tohko:if 你 want to get out of This school...you have to appease her.....

Marlene: what about our friends, how are we gonna tell them?!

Tohko: now that we are back to normal, the spaces should collide, and u should be able to get to your friends, I wish 你 good luck.....

The little girl then disspaered, and Marlene and Rico looked around to find thier 老友记 to tell then about what had happened.

Meanwhile.......

Private and Freddy were walking around, wondering where to go next, until private had I use the bathroom again.

Freddy: here...go in This bathroom, I'll wait out here...

Private: ok....

Private went In the bathroom, but quickly ran out screaming.

Freddy: what? What's wrong?!

Private: there all full"sobs""sobs"

Freddy then walked in to find that they were all filled with dead body's, looks like they hanged them selves.

Freddy: a great many lives were 迷失 in here....hee hee hee, ha ha ha ha.....

Private then walked in, wiping all the tears off of his face.

Private: are 你 ok Freddy?

Freddy:"ahem", I'm fine, lets go private, well find a bathroom for you.

Freddy and private then left the bathroom and waked endlessly down the hall together,

Freddy:(hee hee... I'll find 你 a bathroom...my dear little brother....hee hee)
Chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

Mumble, Otulissa, Skipper, and 25 guardians flew into emperorland. “Mumble!” “Ma! What the heck has been going on!?” “It’s been awful! The skuas have been attacking us, saying that if we don’t 加入 something call the Tytonic Union of the Pure Ones, they would destroy us. Your father stood up to them, but…” “But what?” “They kidnapped him!” “Don’t worry. We will find him!”
Elsewhere in emperorland, Memphis was being interrogated 由 the Striga. “Now, tell me, where is your son!?” “I told you, I don’t know! He was...
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Chapter 14: Battle Strategy, with a twist

“All right guys, fall in.” Skipper said. “Here’s the plan. Skipper, Mumble, Otulissa, and 25 guardians will go defend emperorland. Kowalski, Soren, Gylfie, Digger, and whatever guardians 你 find at the Ga’Hoole 树 will defend the Great Ga’Hoole Tree. Sly, Bentley, Private, Twilight, Coryn, and 50 guardians will defend Paris. Gloria, Me, Rico, Murray, and everybody who I didn’t say their names are staying here to defend The Central Park Zoo.” Pat ended.

About an 小时 later, Pat was giving a speech, “Guys, It has come to this, War!...
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Chapter 7: Sly’s gone?
It was 5:30 am, when a scream 分裂, 拆分 the silence of the Zoo. This was Carmelita reacting to the news of Sly getting kidnapped 由 the unknown animal control officer. “What the ham steaks?” “I think the scream came from the Cooper gang habitat.” “Carm, what happened?” Pat asked. “Sly, he was on a heist and was captured 由 some big animal control officer!” Carmelita explained. “Officer X! They gave that nutball his job back?” “Well, that what it looks like.” At that moment, Soren plunged into the growing mob. “Here 你 go Carm.” “Soren, how...
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*Skipper's PoV*

We arrive at BLowhole's base shortly. We park the pink, girly car a few feet away and enter the base. Blowhole rides out of the darkness.
"Come and see them," he smirks.

We follow him through a long, dark corridor. Doors on each side of the walls. I shudder to think what torturous devices lie behind each steal slab.

Blwohole finally stops at the end of the hall-way. He grins as he opens the door and leads us into the darkness. He flips a switch on the 墙 and lights turn on.

We see Kiva and Private sitting in one cage, and CC lying in another. Kowalski has a closer look at her and...
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Prologue

It is a beautiful afternoon in Paris, where the master thief Sly Cooper, was making his way to steal the Yellow Diamond of China. Someone, however, had other plans for the Master thief and his gang. “Help, he’s attacking, he’s attack…” The binocucom then cut off, making Bentley and Murray fear the worst. “Murray, we have to save Sly! He is…” Bentley then collapses on the floor. “Okay, good luck getting the Murr…” Murray then collapsed on the floor. Carmelita, who didn’t even know about the attack on Sly, Bentley, and Murray, then came into the hideout. “Hey,...
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the story starts with me outside sitting on the 树 写作 on my diary.

Me (writing my diary): Dear diary, most of everything has been crazy for me I just don't know why I keep getting hurt but somehow I keep on surviving really tough and 《勇敢传说》 in a way. is it because I've been watching too much survival stuff on TV? 或者 maybe it's because i got some kind of gift i have inside me? I guess I won't know.

that's where Skipper and Marlene showed up after I was done 写作 my diary.

Skipper and Marlene: hi Kiva.

Me: oh 嘿 skipper, hi Marlene.

Marlene: what are 你 doing Kiva?

Me: oh I been writing...
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the 下一个 mourning.

Skipper: come on guys we got to keep moving.

Marlene: skipper just face it were 迷失 in the middle of nowhere and Kiva is feeling weak.

Skipper: don't say that Marlene we will survive and Kiva will survive too.

Mort: my feet are burning!

Private: i know your feet are tired Mort but we need to keep going.

Me (weak): and trying very hard to stay alive.

Skipper: listen to me Kiva 你 are a 《勇敢传说》 and tough 老鼠, 鼠标 你 survived cheating death twice before 你 gotta cheat death out of this one.

Me (weak): okay I'll try my best skipper.

then our luck change.

Private: skipper look.

Skipper: what...
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posted by kivamarie
the 下一个 mourning I woke up that once again I slept well last night. then I notice that skipper was still asleep. so I got out my diary with a pen from my backpack and headed somewhere quiet.

Me: (writes something on my diary) Dear diary, it has been four days since I got here. four days 以前 I woke up and I didn't know where I was. I realize now that I was in the rainforest when I try to get up my leg was broken I was scared and alone so I've tried to survive on my own but three days 以前 I drank the dirty water and it made me ill and sick (holds my stomach with my hands) ugh (keeps on writing...
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The look of horror on their faces 说 it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...
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posted by SkippX101
Skipper woke up...Starlite was staring at him, she was pale, her fringe was covering her one eye, but most disturbing of all she had fangs. "AHHH!!!" he scremed. "What is it Skipper! Oh wow...Starlite." Kowalsi was stunned. "Arrr..." Rico wolf-growled. "Haha, backatcha..." Starlite smiled, her voice sounded sweet, but 你 could hear the evil rolling off of her tongue. The penguins looked at each-other, this was really strange behaviour...Especially from Starlite, who would normally have slapped Rico for growling. "Ummmm...Im gonna make coffee." Skipper 说 awekwardly."Its OK, ill make it Skipper."...
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*Hey guys! Starlite is my only OC (penguin) And i thought i want 2 do something different! i 爱情 my music, so i decided that whenever there is a phrase in between --> * (stars) then its a phrase from a song! So in other words i will write the lyrics from a song in between the story! Some of the phrases will sound strange, but if 你 listen 2 the song awhile 你 read the story it might be pretty cool! Enjoy! *


It was a freezing cold winter 日 in the central park zoo. All the 动物 were trying to keep warm, the chimps were wearing mittens and scarfs, so were all the rest of the animals....
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"Hey guys! I was just wondering...I haven't properly introduced myself yet.My name is Starlite, as Skipper might have added.My surname is my past and not to be mentiond.I origionally was from South Africa, but then they moved me to a zoo in 伦敦 for a few years." 说 the Starlite (the new penguin) taking off her headphones, putting her book down and switching off her iPod.The confused and disgusted look on the penguins face's were not welcoming.She thought as fast as she could..."Ummm, is there something wrong?" She asked a little awkwardly."Oh nothing, we were just wondering what you'r...
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posted by SkippX101
It's a beautiful morning in centeral park zoo. The penguins had just finished their training exercises for the morning.

"Good workout men! That's all for toda- OWWW!!" Skipper 说 calmly, before a massive pain in his left shoulder occured. He had fallen on the floor, moaning in pain."SKIPPER!!!!" yelled Private...That was the last thing Skipper heard bfore a vision appeared.

It was a human girl, she was about 20 years old, she was wearing white, the only colourful thing she has on was a purple watch, she had snow-boarders goggles on. She was running through snow. Suddenly she stopped and turned...
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In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, 你 got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The 树 falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...
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We all sat at our positions, never expecting what came next, Rico was at the 獭, 水獭 habitat's top, kowalski was in the 最佳, 返回页首 of the 树 in the gorila habitat, and I was at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the clock tower.

"well, what do we have here?" I heard, we had stoped three androids she had maid, but this time, I didn't call the group, instead, I put in on the walkytalky

"yelly"

"skippy" she said, comiing near me "you aren't angry cause of what happened in brazil, are you?"

"no, I'm angry cause o-"

"WRONG ANSWER!" she tried to stab me, but she missed, I grabbed and threw the sword "I AM! 你 LEFT ME TO DIE IN THAT...
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"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Private shouted, as he runned from where arlene was, he knew something, and Yellymertington knew he knew that, the real reason for Yelly at killing her best friend was: she tried to kill him, that's the reason of why the face is the one with the stab

"priiiiiiivaaaaaaaaaaaate!" Yelly called, Private had to get to the H.Q., he knew he was being folowed, 由 death.

"one 更多 steps!" Private shouted almost entering 企鹅 habitat, but suddently everything went blank, he appeared in the H.Q., in a table, at the midle of the room.

"what?" he asked, he saw his belly, he saw a blank...
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"OK Arlene, stop and open you'r eyes...", Skipper 说 gently as he uncoverd his flippers from here eyes. "WOW!...Im outside...And i haven't gone crazy!! Skipper 你 cured me!!" 说 M/arlene, turning around and giving Skipper a hug. "No...No prob Arlene", Skipper 说 starteld and also giving her a hug back.

King Julian, Mort and Maurice were sitting in a 树 nearby. King julian was holding Mort upside-down, while Mort held two glass bottels in front of King Julians eyes. "Maurice, the bi-nocunarles are not of the working!!", King Julian yelled throwing the bottles and Mort from the tree."Binoculars,...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked 更多 like a funeral in my old home, the 獭, 水獭 habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden 箱, 板条箱 had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are 你 sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....
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*Skipper wakes up and sees King Julien*
Skipper: Ringtail.... why'd 你 wake me up?
Julien: Because, Skipper! We're going to spy on the other teams!
Skipper: What?
Julien: Yeah! Don't 你 want to win?
Skipper: Well, I would like to see what that Kitty person is up to....
Julien: Alright! Lets be going now!
*Skipper and Julien look into the window of Team TP's cabin*
Skipper: I'm not sure about this Ringtail..... they're sleeping!
Julien: What? Oh, right. All I wanted to do was put they're hands in a bowl of cold water!
Skipper: What?? Okay. Ringtail, i'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
Julien: Well fine!...
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posted by ImAnEasel
This is my first ever article, just so 你 know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)

Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his 箱, 板条箱 in the 企鹅 habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the 秒 tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short 企鹅 with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, 你 can call me Skipper. This is Rico."...
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