Classic songs converted into POM
I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if 你 like it!
伦敦 Bridge
企鹅 bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
企鹅 bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an 《绿箭侠》 with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!
Old McDonald
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and a KABOOM there!
Here a mission, there a bomb, everywhere is cra-zy!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And on that farm there were some lemurs!
EIEIO!
With a click-click here, and a whine-whine there!
Here a smoothie, there a fuss, everyone is boo-ing!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there were two chimps!
EIEIO!
With a trash-trash here, and some cleaning there!
Here a mess, there a scrub, everything is dirty!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there was an otter!
EIEIO!
With an oyster here, and a swim-swim there!
Here an eat, there a splash, everything is luxury!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
BOOM!
Jingle Bells
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a dynamited sleigh!
Hey!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun- it is to ride- in a dy-na-myted sleigh!
BOOM!
I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if 你 like it!
伦敦 Bridge
企鹅 bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
企鹅 bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an 《绿箭侠》 with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!
Old McDonald
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and a KABOOM there!
Here a mission, there a bomb, everywhere is cra-zy!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And on that farm there were some lemurs!
EIEIO!
With a click-click here, and a whine-whine there!
Here a smoothie, there a fuss, everyone is boo-ing!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there were two chimps!
EIEIO!
With a trash-trash here, and some cleaning there!
Here a mess, there a scrub, everything is dirty!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there was an otter!
EIEIO!
With an oyster here, and a swim-swim there!
Here an eat, there a splash, everything is luxury!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
BOOM!
Jingle Bells
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a dynamited sleigh!
Hey!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun- it is to ride- in a dy-na-myted sleigh!
BOOM!
R for blood and cursing
If u don't like cute 粉, 粉色 and furry aliens bleeding, I'm warning you- DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!
You're still 阅读 this?
Okay...
Don't say I didn't warn you!
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It was a clear night. There were shooting stars. Everyone was watching them. One 星, 星级 was coming right toward the penguins! They got out of the way, but it hit the concrete- hard. It was knocked out, and had cuts, bruises, and blood all over it. They decided to take it inside.
About an 小时 later, the penguins heard something. "Oh shit. Where the hell am I?" it said. "Hey! We don't use that language here!" Skipper said. "Don't 移动 your leg." Kowalski said.
"Why?"
"It's broken."
"OH SHIT!"
"HEY! Miss Curse-a-lot! What did I say about that language!?" Skipper said. "Geez! Sorry man!" she responded, "Anyways, I'm Kat. I'm Lightopian, which is a type of alien."
"An ALIEN!?" Kowalski said, surprised, "We can't let anyone else see you!"
"Why?"
If u don't like cute 粉, 粉色 and furry aliens bleeding, I'm warning you- DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!
You're still 阅读 this?
Okay...
Don't say I didn't warn you!
___________________________________
It was a clear night. There were shooting stars. Everyone was watching them. One 星, 星级 was coming right toward the penguins! They got out of the way, but it hit the concrete- hard. It was knocked out, and had cuts, bruises, and blood all over it. They decided to take it inside.
About an 小时 later, the penguins heard something. "Oh shit. Where the hell am I?" it said. "Hey! We don't use that language here!" Skipper said. "Don't 移动 your leg." Kowalski said.
"Why?"
"It's broken."
"OH SHIT!"
"HEY! Miss Curse-a-lot! What did I say about that language!?" Skipper said. "Geez! Sorry man!" she responded, "Anyways, I'm Kat. I'm Lightopian, which is a type of alien."
"An ALIEN!?" Kowalski said, surprised, "We can't let anyone else see you!"
"Why?"
