Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with 你 men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the 爱情 of crud. We are going to 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Gringo.
So after much 辩论 the four penguins decide to go to the old 塔科, 炸玉米饼 joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. 你 never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison 或者 a tourist trap, 或者 even 日 old churros.
They study the menu and decide what they want to order. Basically anything 你 can think of with an added 塔科, 炸玉米饼 on the end was on that menu.
Skipper: I'll have the bbq and hot sauce 塔科, 炸玉米饼 with extra hot hot sauce. Make it the old fashioned way with fairy spit, and old tire, and a rusty doornail. Also, I wil need some entrails, some dirt, and if 你 are daring enough then add some Doritos on top. That should do it.
The other three stare, horrified with disgust. Then Kowalski steps up to order. Kowalski isn't going for the disgusting river 筏 塔科, 炸玉米饼 and orders the basic 卷饼, 墨西哥卷饼 mundo gringo taco. Rico points to the wingbat wart 塔科, 炸玉米饼 meal, and Private decides to try out the Terror 塔科, 炸玉米饼 in a Shell. Don't worry. Besides Skipper's daymare of a greasy hardshell 塔科, 炸玉米饼 the others are not as bad as they sound. They get their old dried out tacos and go sit down.
Private: Skipper, that has to be the grossest 塔科, 炸玉米饼 I have ever seen. Ewww...
The 塔科, 炸玉米饼 is five pounds of repulsive content with hot sauce oozing out onto the tray. It looks like a mini science fair volcano.
Rico: Bleh...
Skipper: Nonsense. It has got to be the cutest 塔科, 炸玉米饼 I have ever seen. What is it going to do? Eat us? Now I am going t um...scope out the bathroom. I have lived long enough to see what can crawl out of a toilet.
(Dark 钢琴 音乐 starts playing in the background. Bethoven Symphony #5 would be appropriate.)
