it was a peacefull 日 at the zoo, 或者 at least it was unless 你 were inside the penguins base.
"skipper i apreciate the thought but it is'nt...." kowalski was muttering, "NO SOLDIER" yelled skipper, "my scientist deserves one 日期 where nothing goes wrong", kowalski and marlene had been dating for a week now, and a mixture of attacks orderd 由 a jeleous julien and nasty rumors had ruined all of their dates, "well i suppose letting 你 plan one 日期 wont hurt.." the words were barley out of kowalskis mouth when his team hit him with a barrage of 问题 "where do 你 want the date?.." "how does marlene feel about 鱼 soup?...." "blargh bluh bluh bag?....", "QUIET" kowalski yelled, "to answer your questions, private i want the 日期 on 最佳, 返回页首 of the clock tower, skipper, she prefers sushi, and rico, of course i dont need explosives!!".
that night, on 最佳, 返回页首 of the clock tower, Kowalski and Marlene were enjoying a delicious plate of privates tuna sushi, when a hundred mini explosions lit up the sky, "wow, fireworks" 说 Marlene in amazement, "no, julien, rico installed an anti 狐猴 defense line, obviously it works"said Kowalski secretly thinking it was great how colourful explosions were impressing marlene, when suddenly, the ground exploded, and a metallic claw shot out and dragged marlene into the earth, suddenly followed 由 a autopilot jetpack that scooped Kowalski away!!!!
"rico, follow me, we'll get Kowalski, private, grab roger and the chameleons and catch marlene!!" skipper 说 quickly, before jumping on rico's newly vomited jetpack, and they were off....
Kowalski awoke in a high tech barnyard, and quickly analysed from the scent of the air that he was in Delaware, "by newtons pants, that must mean..." he began, but was cut off 由 a cold laughter, " yes Kowalski, tis I, THE BLUE HEN, genius supreme, master of logic, and your captor!!!" out of the darkness the foul fowl strutted her stuff, "and now 你 ARE MY SLAVE, thanks to the brain controller 头盔 9000, MWHAMWHA HA" she squawked," lady 你 may be twice as logical as me, and an evil genius, but 你 can't pull off the laugh" sneered Kowalski, "ah well, on to the brain washing" she cackled before lowering a evil contraption on to his head.......
marlene woke up in a giant 鱼 bowl, when a 海豚 on a Segway rolled up to her, " hello Kowalski's lady friend, im dr blowhole, your a hostage, bye" he 说 absently before turning "wait, your real?" marlene 说 in amazement, "and why me?", blowhole turned anger in his eyes,... well eye, "yes I'm real, and your here to lure the penguins away from each other, half for you, half for kowlaski, so WE CAN DESTROY THEM!!!!!!" "wait, we? who else is their? marlene asked, "just blue hen, hans, and the red squi..., THATS NOT IMPORTANT, so shuddup" he snapped, "oh wait, im not kowalskis lady friend, that's doris the dolphin" 说 marlene thinking on her feet " oh I captured her just in case" he said, pointing to the 下一个 tank over, where a pretty looking 海豚 began saying "your dating Kowalski? he's a good friend, but that's how I want it to stay, im not looking for a relationship right now" "really? can't blame you, not many decent men out their right now...." blowhole wheeled out, muttering "women..."...........
"skipper i apreciate the thought but it is'nt...." kowalski was muttering, "NO SOLDIER" yelled skipper, "my scientist deserves one 日期 where nothing goes wrong", kowalski and marlene had been dating for a week now, and a mixture of attacks orderd 由 a jeleous julien and nasty rumors had ruined all of their dates, "well i suppose letting 你 plan one 日期 wont hurt.." the words were barley out of kowalskis mouth when his team hit him with a barrage of 问题 "where do 你 want the date?.." "how does marlene feel about 鱼 soup?...." "blargh bluh bluh bag?....", "QUIET" kowalski yelled, "to answer your questions, private i want the 日期 on 最佳, 返回页首 of the clock tower, skipper, she prefers sushi, and rico, of course i dont need explosives!!".
that night, on 最佳, 返回页首 of the clock tower, Kowalski and Marlene were enjoying a delicious plate of privates tuna sushi, when a hundred mini explosions lit up the sky, "wow, fireworks" 说 Marlene in amazement, "no, julien, rico installed an anti 狐猴 defense line, obviously it works"said Kowalski secretly thinking it was great how colourful explosions were impressing marlene, when suddenly, the ground exploded, and a metallic claw shot out and dragged marlene into the earth, suddenly followed 由 a autopilot jetpack that scooped Kowalski away!!!!
"rico, follow me, we'll get Kowalski, private, grab roger and the chameleons and catch marlene!!" skipper 说 quickly, before jumping on rico's newly vomited jetpack, and they were off....
Kowalski awoke in a high tech barnyard, and quickly analysed from the scent of the air that he was in Delaware, "by newtons pants, that must mean..." he began, but was cut off 由 a cold laughter, " yes Kowalski, tis I, THE BLUE HEN, genius supreme, master of logic, and your captor!!!" out of the darkness the foul fowl strutted her stuff, "and now 你 ARE MY SLAVE, thanks to the brain controller 头盔 9000, MWHAMWHA HA" she squawked," lady 你 may be twice as logical as me, and an evil genius, but 你 can't pull off the laugh" sneered Kowalski, "ah well, on to the brain washing" she cackled before lowering a evil contraption on to his head.......
marlene woke up in a giant 鱼 bowl, when a 海豚 on a Segway rolled up to her, " hello Kowalski's lady friend, im dr blowhole, your a hostage, bye" he 说 absently before turning "wait, your real?" marlene 说 in amazement, "and why me?", blowhole turned anger in his eyes,... well eye, "yes I'm real, and your here to lure the penguins away from each other, half for you, half for kowlaski, so WE CAN DESTROY THEM!!!!!!" "wait, we? who else is their? marlene asked, "just blue hen, hans, and the red squi..., THATS NOT IMPORTANT, so shuddup" he snapped, "oh wait, im not kowalskis lady friend, that's doris the dolphin" 说 marlene thinking on her feet " oh I captured her just in case" he said, pointing to the 下一个 tank over, where a pretty looking 海豚 began saying "your dating Kowalski? he's a good friend, but that's how I want it to stay, im not looking for a relationship right now" "really? can't blame you, not many decent men out their right now...." blowhole wheeled out, muttering "women..."...........
Me:well that should do it
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下一个 morning
Harry:I am telling 你 someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were 密码
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
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下一个 morning
Harry:I am telling 你 someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were 密码
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of 你 guys feel discriminated against, and that 你 believe we fangirls want 你 permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank 你 all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~
