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Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a 街, 街道 corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are 你 doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one 糖果 wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report. Are 你 on lunch break I hope?
Private: Permanent lunch break unfortunately.
Skipper: All right. Long story short. I didn’t get the knack of burger flipping.
Kowalski: Another long story short. I was arrested for assaulting students and I dived in a drain hole and 迷失 the cops.
Rico: Oh…
Private: Turns out I am allergic to strawberries.
The four defeated penguins sit there on the 街, 街道 corner without a single dollar to get themselves mini donuts. And unfortunately all the sky burn, 云, 云计算 burn, and Skipper’s moon burn are chafing, and now they are left with no secret lair.
Skipper: We need to go back.
Rico: huh?
Private: 你 are going to face your fear?
Skipper: I can’t do this to 你 men. We need our lair back. Our base is home.
Kowalski: Smart choice, Skipper. If we take the D train subway at an average rate of 85 miles per hour, leaving at approximately 0:200 hours we should be able to make it back to the zoo for the geometry channel. YES! This is great. A life of crime for 狐猴 assault is not how I plan on rotting my brain in jail.
(later)
Skipper: So this has to be applied twice daily? (reads the label on the medication)
Kowalski: Actually, that is only for 云, 云计算 burn and mild sky burn. I am afraid 你 will have to check in with the doctor for your treatment, unfortunately. It may involve painful injections to the affected areas.
Skipper: Bye. I’m going to Talito.
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