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“Skipper, we are going for a long time, can we stop? I’m tired” 说 Kowalski.
“Me too” 说 Private, Rico nodded.
“Ok” 说 Skipper and they sat down.
“How we get back to the zoo?” asked Kowalski.
“Kowalski, 你 always giving options” 说 Skipper.
“Oh, right...”
“Firstly, we must go out of this tunnel” 说 Skipper.
“Ok, I think it’s late” 说 Private and yawned.
“You can fall asleep” 说 Skipper.

Fifteen 分钟 later
Kowalski, Rico and Private fell asleep. But Skipper couldn’t sleep. He wanted to be sure, that nobody attack them 或者 follow them. Finally he fell asleep too.

Meanwhile

Blowhole was in his lab. Invasion on zoo was planned for tomorrow. But he hadn’t got funny like he wanted to have, something was wrong.
“Dr. Blowhole?” asked doubtfully lobster.
“What are 你 want?”
“You have got no funny for invasion”
“So? 你 bother me”
“What are 你 doing?”
“Shut up lobster1, don’t 你 see I insight into my soul”
“How it is?”
“Eer, nothing, I’m only... feel weird”
“I know why”
“I told 你 shut... wait, what did 你 say?”
“I say I know why. 你 defeated your arch-enemies, so nobody can stop you, that’s why 你 feel weird”
“That’s not... ok it’s true, what I have to do?”
“Find them?” suggested lobster.
“Find my arch-enemies? 你 are silly” Blowhole thought about it for a while “Ok, I’ll go and find them, but They ARE my enemies!” 说 Blowhole and went out to the place when penguins disappeared.
“Oh, hello Mr. Fish” 说 someone behind him. He turned and saw King Julien.
“I’m not a FISH!” 说 Blowhole in angry.
“Of course 你 not” 说 Julien “stupid fish” 说 to himself.
“Wait, is it that dolphin, who wanted to ruin New York city 由 big MP3 player?” 说 Maurice.
“Hey, 你 are that stupid Blowhole, who broke my MP3!” 说 disgusted King Julien. Blowhole rolled his eyes.
“What are 你 doing here, le-mu-rs”
“We’re looking for stupid birlds”
“Why are 你 calling us le-mu-rs, not lemurs and penguins peng-you-ins?” asked Maurice.
“Never mind” 说 Blowhole “Did 你 say, 你 looking for birds? Peng-you-ins?”
“Not peng-you-ins, penguins” 说 King Julien and looked at Kowalski’s invention “Act! stupid box” 说 Julien and started to hit the invention “The device is defective” 说 Julien and threw it away.
“You can come in handy” 说 Blowhole “Follow me lemurs!”

Meanwhile

Penguins awakened.
“How are you, boys?” asked Skipper.
“Fine, we must find exit from this tunnel” 说 Kowalski.
“I’m hungry” 说 Rico.
“Alright, go” 说 Skipper and they started to walk.
“I think I see… light” 说 Kowalski.
“What about stories about light in the end of the tunnels?” asked worried Private.
“Don’t be silly” 说 Kowalski and they ran to light.
When they came to the end and went of the tunnel, they saw beautiful view. They were in Forest, which seemed to a little magical and there was night.
“Where are we?”
“In my Kingdom” 说 voice and they saw dark man with a 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 on his head.
“Wait, 你 understand what we saying?” asked surprised Kowalski.
“Yes” 说 man with weird voice.
“Who are you?”
“I’m prince of this kingdom, Dark Prince of the frogs. Now you’re mine!” 说 Price.
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Penguin HQ
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"Please, don't hurt me." Kowalski cried out, "I-i want t-to l-live."

The axolotl scanned Kowalski with it's eyes and transformed into his specie *I think that's how 你 spell it*. But into a female.

"Hurt you?" She cooed. "Why would I do that?"

Kowalski didn't take his eyes off her. She was so...charming and beautiful. He thought he was dreaming so he slapped himself.

I'm not dreaming, maybe I should talk to her , He thought.

"U-um who a-are you?" he asked still stunned at what he just saw.

"My name, handsome, is Sophia."...
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posted by legendary7
"There's something else 你 should probably see." Celeste sighed. Great, there's more! Just when Private thought it was hard, it had a chance of being worse. Truly, Private didn't want to ask his 下一个 question. Once again he would have to.
"What is it?" Private asked in a whisper. "Is it about your powers?"
She nodded. "It has something to do with them. In order to 显示 你 it, I need to use them." Private buried his face into her feathers, as he fluffed them with his fins gently. "Also, 你 need to remember that none of this I'm going to 显示 你 is real." She breathed.
"But then how are you-"...
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Skipper and Katherine hid Private behind themselves and stepped back.
"Ok, Blowhole, we give up, but let Private go" Skipper said.
"No!" Private protested.
"Why?" Blowhole asked ignoring Private.
"If 你 let him go, he'll promise he won't disturb 你 anymore" Katherine said.
"Ok, run away from here, Private" Blowhole said.
"No, I don't want to leave you" Private 说 with tears in eyes.
"We have got a plan, don't worry, I 爱情 你 son" Skipper said.
"We 爱情 you" 说 Katherine and they hugged for the last time.
"Have we got a plan?" Katherine asked when Private went out of lab to Kowalski and Rico....
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posted by sowem
The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the 射线, 雷 in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...
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In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing 或者 destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a 分钟 before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will...
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March 20, 2012
0853 hours


    Kowalski walked into the living room with a yawn. “Morning guys.”

    “Well 你 look rested.” Skipper 说 sarcastically.

    “Sorry Skipper. I just didn’t sleep very well last night.”

    “Why not then?” Private asked innocently. “I don’t know. I just tossed and turned a lot. I couldn’t stop thinking.”

    “About what?” Skipper asked. Kowalski sort of froze. He didn’t want to tell him what he was really thinking about. “Uh…the invention...
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“Ok, nice to meet you, we must came back to zoo, so, bye” 说 Skipper.
“Wait a minute, leader”
“Do 你 know who is leader?”
“You can’t go” 说 Prince and laughed.
“Why?”
“Because I have him” 说 Prince and caught Private.
“Help!” screamed Private.
“Hey! Let him go!”
Dark Prince laughed.
“Ok, what are 你 want?”
“You must gave me a magical Black Rose” 说 Prince.
“We haven’t got any black roses, Rico?”
Rico checked his stomach.
“Sorry” he said.
“See? Now give us Private”
Prince only laugh and he hurt him 由 a rose thorn.
“What are 你 doing!?”...
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    Skipper and Eve continued walking through New York. It was almost sundown again, and snow was still drifting gently from the dark cloudy sky. They hadn’t gotten far within the last few hours. It was difficult to walk through such harsh weather. To try to keep as warm as possible, Skipper and Eve were walking with their flippers around each other, pulling each other close.

    “Hey Eve…”

    “Yeah Skipper?”

    “I think I found a way we can get out of this cold without stopping.”

    “Yeah?”...
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Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva 说 "Listen,all of you! Do 你 think 你 could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze 你 all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the 电视 turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a 秒 thought. "We have to disguise 你 as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...
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posted by legendary7
A beautiful 企鹅 rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied 由 the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, 或者 so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The 船, 小船 was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...
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posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda 说 happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He 说 in his Danish accent. "Then 由 the powers invested in me...I now pronounce 你 man and wife. 你 may 吻乐队(Kiss) your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their 老友记 stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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posted by werockz
Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My 杯形饼, 蛋糕 is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our 最喜爱的 foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little 食物 beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When 你 miss someone 你 爱情 你 can't cry enough.


Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the 日 ever again.
posted by legendary7
When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, 你 are." She shot back. "If it's an apology 你 want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...
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posted by sweetyKneul
Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...
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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! 你 know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...
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Rico climbed up the 座位 and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every 企鹅 for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...
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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a 座位 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a 座位 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...
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Any 更多 Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see 你 alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any 更多 advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any 更多 Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any 更多 advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...
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Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 爱情 sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 爱情 sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a 火, 消防 truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 爱情 sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a 火, 消防 engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first 日 at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides 你 and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me 更多 about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, 你 can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...
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