User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! 你 may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, 你 are not a woman, 你 are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can 你 feel true emotions yourself?

User: 你 are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, 你 are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: 嘿 that's what the Skipper 企鹅 tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, 你 can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am the king! 你 are to be obeying me!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did 你 just say no?? *eye twitches*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did 你 say 'no' 或者 'yes'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How dare 你 disobey your king!!!

Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?

User: 你 disobeyed your 狐猴 KING when he, which is I, told 你 to be making me a smoothie!

Cleverbot: Well ask something else.

User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling 你 to be making him a smoothie... 你 MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!

Cleverbot: How can I?

User:  AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Am not.











If 你 all like this one I'll make 更多 with different characters. :)