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Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the 花生 butte--
Wait! Where's the 花生 牛油, 黄油 winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! 你 have 花生 牛油, 黄油 on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would 你 believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the 花生 牛油, 黄油 winkie made it Skipper..."

Skipper: "Curse! You! Blowhole!"

*spikes removed, penguins fall to the floor*

*little shed is taken back up through the ceiling*

...

Director: "Uuuugh! Where's Dr. B?"

Dr. B/Marty: *comes up behind Director wearing clown wigs* "DA DA DADADADADA DA CIRCUS! DA DA DADADADADA DA AFRO! CIRCUS! AFRO! CIRCUS! AFRO! POLKADOT! POLKADOT! POLKADOT! AFRO!"

Director: "Really?..."

Flashback: Take 3

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the 花生 牛油, 黄油 winkie made it Skipper..."

Skipper: "Curse! You! Blowhole!"

*spikes removed, penguins fall to the floor*

*little shed is taken back up through the ceiling*

*Blowhole approaches & the penguins turn around to see him*

*Blowhole rises out of the water*

Skipper: "Blowhole!"

Blowhole: "Well...Pain-gu-ins. We meet once again."

Skipper: "Well, well...Blowhole. It's been a long time."

Blowhole: "Well, well, we--"

Old Lady coming into the studio: "Blowhole, darling, 你 forgot your sweater at home!"

Blowhole: "MOM! I told 你 I don't need a sweater--Can't 你 see I'm working here!"

Blowhole's Mom: "Well it is awful cold in this studio, 你 should have your sweater on."

Blowhole: "Will someone get her out of here?! Sorry mom, you'll thank me later..."

Flashback: Take 4

*Blowhole rises out of the water*

Skipper: "Blowhole!"

Blowhole: "Well...Pain-gu-ins. We meet once again."

Skipper: "Well, well...Blowhole. It's been a long time."

Blowhole: "Well, well, well...Too long."

Skipper: "Well, well, well, well--"

Blowhole: "ENOUGH!" *comes out of water*

end scene

Flashback--The Last of Dr. Blowhole: Take 1

*magnet takes the penguins weapons up through the ceiling*

Blowhole: "Who's foiled now?"

Skipper: "Foiled?! Private! Snack-case!"

Private: "Skipper!? Is this really the time to--"

Skipper: "Private!"

Private: *tosses Skipper the Delicream*

Skipper: *uses Delicream to deflect lasers*

Private: "Kowalski!" *tosses him Swiss Delight*

Kowalski: *lodges Swiss Delight into Blowhole's blowhole*

Blowhole: *gasps for air*

Kowalski: "Asparate Swiss Delight! Bottlenose!"

Blowhole: *falls in water & comes out in giant floaty bubble thing* "You have seen the last o--
...
--What?!"

*penguins are laughing their heads off*

Blowhole: "What are 你 laughing a--
...
Oh." *sarcastic tone takes his voice* "Very funny. So who did this? Hm?"

(a clown afro was drawn at the 最佳, 返回页首 of Blowhole's floaty bubble thing)

Rico: *starts laughing even harder*

Blowhole: "Oh...Very funny Rico. This better not be permanent marker!"

Flashback--The Last of Dr. Blowhole: Take 2

Blowhole: *gasps for air*

Kowalski: "Asparate Swiss Delight! Bottlenose!"

Blowhole: *falls in water & comes out in giant floaty bubble thing* "You have seen the last of Dr. Blowhole!"

Skipper: "Good! Run!"

Blowhole: "Oh, 你 think...I mean this is the last 你 will see of anything!" *begins laughing as he leaves*

Skipper: "Oh..."

Okay, so I didn't want this 文章 to be too long so the rest of the episode will be coming out soon!
posted by EppofangirlXD
You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that 你 said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of 音乐 she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish 吉他 songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the 日 when 你 wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If 你 could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...
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Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' 说 Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' 说 a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' 说 Kowalski. Only two days 以前 had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...
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Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything 或者 anyone
Unless we’re pretending...
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish 写作 now, coz SOME 随意 FAG ON 潮流粉丝俱乐部 IS 阅读 MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
posted by skipperluvs
Chapter 10

The penguins cruised around the town of New Jersey, looking for their old pal Rico, whom had left a note in the HQ telling them where he was going. They didn’t know so, but they were going to find him sooner than they thought.

“Look, Skippah!” Private pointed at Rico whom was walking tiredly. His left foot limped and he seemed to be talking to himself. Ash looked at him and instantly knew that he was Rico.

“Well…go get him!” Ash jumped out of the vehicle and pulled her flipper out at him. He just stared at it, confused. She rolled her eyes and pulled him in, and they made...
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posted by skipperluvs
Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known 由 the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit 更多 explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The 企鹅 looked up to see Dru looking...
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“C’mon, men! We need to be in tip-top shape!” Skipper barked at Kowalski and Private, who were ordered to perform push-ups, that morning…

Kowalski panted heavily after each push. He didn’t understand why Rico would harm Private. Of course his doll was being taken away at that time, but Kowalski had never pondered on just how much that doll meant to Rico. Did he even realize that it was a doll? He probably viewed it as though it were a real person, which almost frightened Kowalski. Is Rico truly an insane 企鹅 who cares not for his friends, but only for an inanimate object?

No, that...
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The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They 辩论 amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with 你 men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...
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(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful 日 at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a 云, 云计算 burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t 你 see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a 云, 云计算 in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can 你 do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves 或者 I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the 云, 云计算 block...
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added by hotsnowsels
Source: Nickolodeon, 'The Red Squirrel'
 If King Julien Ruled the World...
If King Julien Ruled the World...
It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...
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added by SJF_Penguin2
added by ricoiswsome
Source: Me
added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
Monique walked over to the dock and put her 钱包 in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...
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Julien sat there on the ground screaming and crying....staring at Maurice's lifeless corpse...he was all alone...he didn't know what to do...the loud cracks is all he heard besides his screaming...why he thought...why did Maurice kill himself!!

Suddenly...a 狐狸 with glasses came in the bathroom...she was wearing glasses as it seemed...and she had these 鱼 eyes that startled julien when he saw her...

Julien:w-what do u want?!

???: your friend is dead it seems...

Julien:a-are u trapped in this school like me...?

???: yes...but I'm already dead...I died a while ago...

Julien:?!

???:my names naho...and...
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This is a fanfic I thought of...no judging ok guys:D

I was sitting in my bed....why did I have to transfer to another highschool during the 年 anyway?... My dads so stupid sometimes with his job....I miss all my old friends...but my mom 说 tomorrow when I start at central zoo high school..I would make new friends....oh wait..I'm sorry..I haven't introduced myself..my names private...I'm a freshman in highschool...and my dads name is mark..he's a accountant...and my moms name is Michelle...she's a stay at 首页 mom...and we just moved from Ohios zoo to New York City central zoo...I'm hoping...
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Remember, in this chapter Skipper is a chick
Fact 你 need to know about this chapter: Military Mascots were 动物 who came to the wars and helped keep the soldiers' spirits up and remind them of their pets (Plz don't kill me if 你 think I'm wrong, I read it at school!)
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The military officer had taken Skipper to be his team's mascot.

Skipper didn't like it one bit at first, he hated the training that the soldiers did which took forever each day, the 鱼 was horrible, and gun fires terrified him.

The only fun time he got was when he got attention from the...
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