马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: 企鹅 Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

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posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

鼠, 大鼠 King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't 或者 anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be 老友记 than to own friends..."

RK: "What are 你 doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with our arms!!"

*RK attempts to hit Leonard but misses*

*Leonard pops up behind RK*

Leonard: "Peekabooooo!"

RK: "AAAAAAAAH!"

Skipper: "...Kowalski...Analysis..."

Kowalski: "It appears Leonard's lunacorn conditioning worked a little...too...well..."

Leonard: "Me & you, we're gonna be besties! Forever!"

RK: "Retreat!"

Leonard: "Forever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever..."

*Leonard chases RK & the little 鼠, 大鼠 minions*

Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"

Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"

Skipper: "...*sigh*...Where's Leona--"

*RK runs 由 with Leonard chasing him*

Leonard: "...& ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever & ever..."

RK: "AAAAAAAH!"

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"

Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"

Skipper: *sees Leonard a few feet away from him*

Leonard: *on the ground snoring*

Director: "Aw! Not again!

3 hrs. later...

New Leonard: Take 57

Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"

Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"

Skipper: *on cell phone* "No! I told 你 not to buy a floral arrangement for my centerpiece!!
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Yesterday! I told 你 that yesterday!
...
Yeah!? Well same to you!
...
Yeah, I 爱情你 too, ma."

3 更多 hrs. later

New Leonard: Take 148

Private: "...So...I guess we won then?"

Kowalski: "Well, technically, Leonard's no longer a threat, so, mission...accomplished? Right Skipper?"

Skipper: *Leonard hugs him tightly* "What do 你 think?!"

Mort: *jumps in front of camera* "Hi mom! I'm on TV! La la la la la la laaa!"

Director: "OH COME ON!"

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 10 Mission Of The Golden Statue

posted by MadagascarGirl

“So, now it’s your turn, Skipper” Katherine said. It was late, Kowalski and Rico yawned, but they tried to hide it.
“Maybe tomorrow, you’re sleepy...”
“No!” Private, Kowalski and Rico protested, Katherine and Skipper looked at them with a well-known look.
“Ok, maybe, but continue, please” Kowalski said, Private made 小狗 dog eyes.
“No, really, go and take a rest, we all should take a rest from yesterday’s events” Katherine 说 and stroked Private’s head “Goodnight” she 说 and left the penguins’ HQ. They went to their bunks, the three penguins couldn’t wait...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 7 Tears For Dommed

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper and Katherine hid Private behind themselves and stepped back.
"Ok, Blowhole, we give up, but let Private go" Skipper said.
"No!" Private protested.
"Why?" Blowhole asked ignoring Private.
"If 你 let him go, he'll promise he won't disturb 你 anymore" Katherine said.
"Ok, run away from here, Private" Blowhole said.
"No, I don't want to leave you" Private 说 with tears in eyes.
"We have got a plan, don't worry, I 爱情你 son" Skipper said.
"We 爱情 you" 说 Katherine and they hugged for the last time.
"Have we got a plan?" Katherine asked when Private went out of lab to Kowalski and Rico....

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Celeste Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked 由 the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself 由 snacking on every 鱼 that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

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Celeste Chapter 7

posted by legendary7

Private sat 下一个 to his Skipper on the 支撑, 海岸 of the pond sticking his feet in. The leader carried two fishing rods. Private was very much younger. His saphire eyes looked even bigger than how they became.
"So why did 你 want to go fishing, sir?" Private chirped.
"I wanted to talk to you." Skipper said.
"What're these sticks for?" Private pondered. He was pointing to the rods.
"You mean the fishing poles?" Skipper asked both puzzled and astonished.
"Yeah," Private nodded.
"You've never been taught how to fish, at least with a pole?" Skipper questioned. When he was Private's age, he had been taught...

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Good and True (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "A Thousand Years")

posted by mostar1219

She was looking at herself in the mirror. She couldn't believe her eyes. She never thought that her life would come to this and, even if she had, she thought it would be just part of some dream 或者 imagination from her fairy tale loving younger self. 蝴蝶 fluttered in her stomach from being excited and nervous.
"This will definitely be the best 日 of your life, Monique," Marlene said, remembering her wedding 日 with Skipper.
"What if things don't go well? Maybe he'll change his mind at the last minute, maybe something could go wrong," Monique stuttered, thinking about the relationship...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 3 The Dark Prince

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Skipper, we are going for a long time, can we stop? I’m tired” 说 Kowalski.
“Me too” 说 Private, Rico nodded.
“Ok” 说 Skipper and they sat down.
“How we get back to the zoo?” asked Kowalski.
“Kowalski, 你 always giving options” 说 Skipper.
“Oh, right...”
“Firstly, we must go out of this tunnel” 说 Skipper.
“Ok, I think it’s late” 说 Private and yawned.
“You can fall asleep” 说 Skipper.

Fifteen 分钟 later
Kowalski, Rico and Private fell asleep. But Skipper couldn’t sleep. He wanted to be sure, that nobody attack them 或者 follow them. Finally...

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The Black Death Chapter 10: Mess in the 厨房

posted by legendary7

日 27
As Private woke up from 床, 床上 that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" 由 Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater 由 the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings 或者 dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope 你 guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets 更多 dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if 你 don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was 写作 that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My 最佳, 返回页首 two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was 表演 guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins 接吻 Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have 你 been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did 你 remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame 标题 is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a 射线, 雷 gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 分钟 I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all 年 round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an 小时 after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the 树 to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P 由 Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing 由 a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown 毛皮 anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a 老鼠, 鼠标 I look like minnie 老鼠, 鼠标 but different. I wear a 粉, 粉色 bow a 粉, 粉色 dress and 粉, 粉色 shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) 嘿 where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the 下一个 thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces 说 it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat 下一个 to him, looking at the view of the dry 甜点 beyond the oasis island. After a while she 说 lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that 你 miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s 报道 and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the 报道 and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative 由 the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 年 old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do 你 want to play? 你 can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw 你 in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take 你 on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even 更多 fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way 更多 funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...