I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: 嘿 you!
Me: Oh no, not 你 again.
Officer X: 你 know, 你 and your 企鹅 老友记 still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished 你 off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, 你 fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on 你 like sweet and 酸, 酸奶 sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him 由 the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do 你 know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: 你 don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she 说 to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is 说 to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do 你 have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get 你 and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once 你 know. (hangs up and cries)