'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope 你 enjoy.
Date: October 17th.
Dear diary: first time 写作 in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.
I must tell 你 what happened today.
We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.
Then, disaster struck.
Alice actully started inforcing the 'do not feed the animals' rule. It was terrible. We couldn't eat our popcorn. I can't live without it. Skippah assured the 动物 that we would get it back though. Skippah never lets us down.
So, that night, Kowalski, Skippah and I went to the zoo's map, to find out where the 爆米花 is. I learned that symbol on the map is Aztec in origin. Also, without mucus, your stomach would digest itself. I didn't really need to her that one.
Rico came with our car and his girl. Skippah 说 we couldn't bring her though. We went to the storage fecility and went to secure the poopcorn.
Julian got to it first. Our bag had landed on Mort and he took it. Kowalski 说 the 'finders keepers' rule was legit. Shame. But we got another bag.
We took it to the suvonieer 商店 and opened it up. Only, it wasn't popcorn, it was these little seed thingies. Julian 说 they were 爆米花 eggs and we had to hatch them under our bottoms. I would want to eat the 爆米花 it THAT'S how 你 get it.
We took our bag back to HQ, and Skipper started questioning a seed, egg thing. I noticed our bag sprung a leak and Alice was coming to our habitat. Kowalski and Rico went topside to distract her, while Skippah and I hid the bag in the incinerator.
He told me it's like nothing happened, then the whole HQ started shaking. We opened the door to the incinerator room and got flooded with popcorn. Of course, we didn't have time to enjoy it, because we were going closer and closer to the decrotive spikes.
The whole HQ exploded and 爆米花 rained everywhere. Alice got stuck under a pile. Skippah and I flew into the air and landed in Marlene's pool.
She 说 we were awesome and Skippah and I high-fived several times, until he missed my flipper and got my beak. I didn't mind though. We had all the 爆米花 we could eat.
Later though, we ate so much, we got pretty sick of popcorn. I don't know if we'll ever eat it again. 鱼 is much better tasting.
Date: October 17th.
Dear diary: first time 写作 in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.
I must tell 你 what happened today.
We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.
Then, disaster struck.
Alice actully started inforcing the 'do not feed the animals' rule. It was terrible. We couldn't eat our popcorn. I can't live without it. Skippah assured the 动物 that we would get it back though. Skippah never lets us down.
So, that night, Kowalski, Skippah and I went to the zoo's map, to find out where the 爆米花 is. I learned that symbol on the map is Aztec in origin. Also, without mucus, your stomach would digest itself. I didn't really need to her that one.
Rico came with our car and his girl. Skippah 说 we couldn't bring her though. We went to the storage fecility and went to secure the poopcorn.
Julian got to it first. Our bag had landed on Mort and he took it. Kowalski 说 the 'finders keepers' rule was legit. Shame. But we got another bag.
We took it to the suvonieer 商店 and opened it up. Only, it wasn't popcorn, it was these little seed thingies. Julian 说 they were 爆米花 eggs and we had to hatch them under our bottoms. I would want to eat the 爆米花 it THAT'S how 你 get it.
We took our bag back to HQ, and Skipper started questioning a seed, egg thing. I noticed our bag sprung a leak and Alice was coming to our habitat. Kowalski and Rico went topside to distract her, while Skippah and I hid the bag in the incinerator.
He told me it's like nothing happened, then the whole HQ started shaking. We opened the door to the incinerator room and got flooded with popcorn. Of course, we didn't have time to enjoy it, because we were going closer and closer to the decrotive spikes.
The whole HQ exploded and 爆米花 rained everywhere. Alice got stuck under a pile. Skippah and I flew into the air and landed in Marlene's pool.
She 说 we were awesome and Skippah and I high-fived several times, until he missed my flipper and got my beak. I didn't mind though. We had all the 爆米花 we could eat.
Later though, we ate so much, we got pretty sick of popcorn. I don't know if we'll ever eat it again. 鱼 is much better tasting.
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a 吉他 and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a 海滩 sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would 爱情 me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did 你 abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would 爱情 me,
If only she would 爱情 me.
.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish 写作 now, coz SOME 随意 FAG ON 潮流粉丝俱乐部 IS 阅读 MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
