The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."
Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…
Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"
Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his 老友记 tied up. But they were 表演 strange…
Private: [Relieves] "Guys, I was so worried about you!"
Kowalski: [Glares at Private] "Grraahh!!!"
Private: "Huh? Kowalski?"
Rico: "Grrruuhhh!!!"
Kowalski: "Sorry, I didn't mean to… Grraaaawww!!!"
Skipper: "Get out of here Soldier, before they…" [Growls at Private] "Raaahhh!!!"
Private: [Confused] "What’s going on Skipper?"
Skipper: "We are… Grraahh… Mutating into Yetis!"
Private: "Oh no! I’ll untie 你 in no time!"
Skipper: "No… Grraahh... Don’t come any closer to us. We’re dangerous now. Go save yourself!"
Private: [Worries] "Why?"
Kowalski: "The Germs… Ah! We have been infected with the Yetis' Contagious… Grraahh!!!"
Private turns around. A group of Yetis were standing behind him. Eeek! They all stretch out there arms to grab Private (Like how Zombies walk)…
Private: "What have 你 done to my friends?"
Yeti 1: "We are mutating them into Yetis."
Private: "Why would 你 do that?"
Yeti 1: [Angry] "Grraahh!!! We are Doomed to Extinction."
Private: "So?"
Yeti 2: "So, we want to Repopulate this Mountain with Yetis once again!"
Private: "And how would 你 possibly do that?"
Yeti 3: "We’ll spread some our contagious germs on you, just like we did to your friends."
Private: [Gasps] "No!"
Yeti 1: "Come, 加入 us!"
Private: [Backs away and screams] "Never!"
Private had to get out of this place. But he couldn’t leave his 老友记 there. He had no choice!
He runs to get out of the Yeti-infested Cave, followed 由 the chasing Yetis. Unfortunately, a Yeti blocks the Entrance of the Cave, preventing him from getting out…
Private: [Nerves chill] "Oh, now I’ll never get out!"
The other Yetis, who were chasing Private, finally manage to grab him. They all prepare to spread their germs through Saliva…
Private: [Screams] "No! Noooooooo!!!"
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Skipper: "Private! Wake up! Why are 你 screaming?"
Private: [Opens his eyes] "Gah!"
Private wakes up and looks at his surroundings. He was in the HQ.
What could this mean? Was it all just a Horrible Dream? Yup! It was!
Skipper: [Comforts him] "Easy, Soldier! Easy!"
Private: [Hugs Skipper] "Oh, you’re okay!"
Skipper: [Raises eyebrow] "…?"
Private: "I had a Nightmare!"
Skipper: "What did 你 see?"
Private: "There were Yetis chasing me! And… and I…"
Skipper: [Giggles] "Calm down, Private! All 你 saw is an 'Abominable Snowman'. It was just a bad dream!"
Kowalski: "Yes, and 你 were screaming so Loud to wake all of us!"
Private: [Embarrassed] "Oh, sorry about that! [Thinks] Whew! Thank Goodness it was only a dream!
Skipper: "It’s a good thing 你 did it anyway! We’re gonna be late!"
Private: "Late for what?"
Kowalski: "You know, the Himalayan Mountain Vacation!"
Skipper: “Oh, right! Let’s 移动 out, gentlemen!"
Skipper, Kowalski and Rico start getting their things ready. Private thinks deeply for a moment…
Skipper: "What are 你 sitting here for, Soldier? We’ll be late!"
Private: "Well, actually Skipper. I don’t think I want to spend the Vacation in the Himalayan Mountains anymore."
Kowalski: [Looks at Private] "Why?"
Private: [Lies] "I… just changed my mind!"
His 老友记 stare at him in surprise. Wasn’t he the one who was excited about going there? What happened to him now?
Private: [Looks at his friends’ confused faces] "What? We can go to Brazil!"
Private didn’t care about that place anymore. Even though, it was all a Nightmare, he now believes that Yetis will turn out to be Real someday!
*The End…
