马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part 3)

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part 3)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Lol, before we start, have I 说 that I went to the penguins' habitat to meet my friends, the ninja pins? Oh yeah, I had! Well, I'm going to visit them again with my brand new automatic walker made 由 Kowalski.

Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut 牛油, 黄油 winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!

Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.

"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell 你 why do we look like we've seen ghost," he replied.
"Lol, so why?"
"*flashback* It all started this morning, training occurred, and the penguins couldn't hear a thing inside the HQ, only I and we can. Suddenly, a news 报道 was shown on TV. A tragedy occurred in the Hoboken Zoo, Chuck Charles reported. All zoo 动物 were stolen. A 椒盐卷饼大车, 购物车 guy named Maurice saw what was happening in that exact moment, Chuck continued. A dolpin... A dolphin... with Lobsters..., Maurice (not lemur) explained. *flashback ends* We can't write anything to the penguins, so we'll have to do the mission ourselves. The Lunacorns, 或者 may I say "Lunacorn", wants to help. Princess Self-Respectra is on her way."

That was something long. Anyways, the real problem is that we need to stop Blowhole. So, let me 列表 down the members that will fight Blowhole:

1. Bob the Piñata (Me)
2. Ben the Ninja Pin
3. Tim the Ninja Pin
4. Cal the Ninja Pin
5. Tar the Ninja Pin
6. Princess Self-Respectra the Lunacorn

Have I mentioned that the "Ninja Pins" are also like the penguins. Well, yeah.

Ben is like Skipper. A great leader. Independent. Hates distractions. Doesn't know how to have fun.

Tim is like Private. Cute. Cuddly. Kind-hearted. Loves Lunacorns.

Cal is like Kowalski. Smart. Clever. Bright. Likes to experiment, mostly on food.

Tar is like Rico. Psycho. Crazy. Loves to blow up stuff that shouldn't be blown up.

In the 下一个 part of the story, 你 will see how we find 更多 recuits here in the zoo.

Private's Winky Offering

CarlosPenaLove, MsKowalski99 and 2 others like this

egel_0507 I'm the first to comment, yay! Love it! P.S, Who's the real Cal?

LifelessPenguin lol Sorry. "Ben is like Skipper" while "Cal is like Kowalski". hehehehe XD

candlefairy_13 Wow, plenty and fruitful use of LOL there. XD

LifelessPenguin hehehehe XD

Unknown Thoughts (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Feels Like Tonight")

posted by mostar1219

She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go 由 some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...

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Finding The Light: (2) No one takes my soldiers' memories

posted by peacebaby7

1849 hours

Private and Rico lead Kowalski to Marlene's habitat it hopes that she could help them in helping Kowalski regain his memory. When they arrived, they found Marlene swimming in her pond. She noticed them approaching and jumped out, drying her 毛皮 as she walked up to them. "Hey guys! What's up!? And...where's Skipper?" She asked looking around. Kowalski whispered to Private. "Who's that?" Private walked over to Marlene. "Uh, Marlene...There was an...incident...Kowalski doesn't remember anything. Not even us." Marlene gasped. "Oh my goodness! What happened?" She asked putting her paw...

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The Black Death Chapter 7: Beautiful Eyes, Hiding Decieving Lies

posted by legendary7

日 3
First thing in the morning, Skipper got the team up, to look into the discovery Kowalski made. None of them stopped until all the 图书 were scattered on the floor. It had to have been impossible.
There was no possible trace of evidence. The room wasn't there, even. It was like it had just vanished.
"Sorry, Kowalski, but it's like there's no way this happened." Skipper said.
"I know, but 你 have to believe me! I saw it. I saw them!" Kowalski exclaimed.
"We do, Kowalski, it's just that this place makes it extremely hard." Private reassured Kowalski.
"Thanks, but I'm not sure if I even believe...

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! 你 may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, 你 are not a woman, 你 are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can 你 feel true emotions yourself?

User: 你 are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, 你 are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: 嘿 that's what the Skipper 企鹅 tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, 你 can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the 城堡 right before he got inside a huge 狼 monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two 更多狼 monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one 斯莱什 from his powerful sword. The lights of the 城堡 then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One 由 one then came but he was still no problem for the 企鹅 vampire. Killing of all them he made...

企鹅 Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any 更多 Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see 你 alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any 更多 advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any 更多 Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any 更多 advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

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Runescape

posted by Metallica1147

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one 企鹅 would disagree with 你 right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" 说 Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what 你 may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 3 The Rise of the Guardians

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday 你 can. Pelli, are 你 sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led 由 the Striga,...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't 你 say that 你 can pull your head off and shoot 火, 消防 out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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万圣节前夕 Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are 你 nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a 彩虹 above 你
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 4 *Accusation zoo*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these 文章 on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay 或者 be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can 你 tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 2: Super Secret Spy!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.

Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

Harry Potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alexrusso-213

Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P

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The Blood Night Chapter 11: Escaping the Tower

posted by 67Dodge

When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" 说 Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" 说 Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins 唱歌 some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed 由 repeating 吉他 frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring 你 to your knees
It will make 你 beg for 更多 until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But 你 like what 你 see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what 你 need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Unlikely Rivalry (If your a hockey fan, then 你 will like this story)

posted by Metallica1147

Unlikely Rivalry

It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain 企鹅 that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” 说 Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” 说 Marlene.

“What’s...

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The penguins meet Harry potter IWrote this because I 爱情 Harry potter

posted by alex356

Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading 你 letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard 你 have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well 你 sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks 你 know I miss the penguins
The doors 摇摆, 秋千 open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 1)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Chapter One is finished, here's Chapter 2. Finally, Kowalski goes sugar crazy! Lets see how this all unfolds *gets out popcorn*

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Skipper woke up suddenly to an explosion. He looked at the clock. An explosion in Kowalski's lab? At 6:30 in the morning?

Another explosion. Kowalski usually isn't this bad… Skipper thought as he carefully made his way to the lab door. He heard maniacal laughter from behind the steel door.

"Oh great, he probably made himself evil," Skipper thought fearfully, opening the door very carefully....

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Psycho: Chapter 8

posted by 67Dodge

Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited 更多 than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want 你 guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one 更多 night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...