马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The 獭, 水獭 Woman isn't Skilene.

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I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The 獭, 水獭 Woman isn't Skilene.

posted by SkipperXLisa

People saw the 标题 card for The 獭, 水獭 Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
你 may ask, "Have 你 seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In fact, ESPECIALLY not Skipper, it seems. She doesn't seem to like the attention at all. So yeah, Marlene likes Skipper. /rolls eyes
When they find out that she's actually Marlene, they automatically loose interest.
If anything, this is an ANTI Skilene ep. Do 你 guys seriously not see that the makers of PoM are pretty much DENYING Skilene? I have no problem with someone liking Skilene, but face it, it's not going to happen in the show. Think. There was Kitka, first off. Yeah, yeah, they "end" in the ending. BUT if Skipper DID like Marlene, would he fall in 爱情 with Kitka? Maybe. But I would think he'd think of Marlene. There are plenty of times Skipper makes fun of Marlene/females and mammals, and even pushes her (In the Line of Doody). And don't give me that "They pretend they don't like each other because they're in love!!!!111111!!!!!!11" crap. It's only true in anime. 日本动漫 isn't like real life. In real life (and usually cartoons; the I-hate-you-well-actually-I-love-you-thing is only in anime), people, if they like each other, come out and say it.
I would rant some more, but Deltora Quest is on, so yeah.

MsKowalski99, alex356 and 4 others like this

SPKR689 ...you dont know how much i love this *_* it makes me want to watch it to see the ANTI SKILENE!! >XD thank you for this, EXTREMELY VALUBLE INFORMATION!!!

BirdG You're speaking out of my soul!!! Thanks!!!

skipperfan5431 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I saw it in spanish, but only understood a bit of it. I LOVE ANTI SKILENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEESSSSSS!!!

ladywhiplasher Finally, some People which dislike skilene as I do! That whole Skipper and Marlene stuff is so getting on my nerves. They'll never be a couple, just accept it!!!

Icicle1penguin All of you up there are breaking my heart! D': *runs away crying*

Icicle1penguin Okay, back again. ...Darn, I was wondering when someone will actually catch up! XD Nice observation guuuuurl! Seriously! I gotta give you props! XD Yes, I knew. I posted a forum in the Skilene club, like, a week after the episode aired, but no one noticed. I reviewed it in my head, I mean, Skipper fell in love with "Arlene". Ya know. Without the M. I bet this would make a big difference if Marlene said "Marlene" instead of "Arlene." But alas, With Kowalski holding her tounge it was impossible. Too late, she has become "Arlene" XD I have nooo idea how Kitka had anything to do with this though, I mean, A predator seeking for danger? I don't blame him for falling in love with her. I mean, She was PERFECT! Ya know? XD Okay, I agree with the whole "They pretend they don't like each other because they're in love!!!!111111!!!!!!11" Oh my gosh, they're HORRIBLY INCORRECT! I don't see any sign that they're interested in each other! C'mon people, OPEN YOUR EYES! I mean, I love Skilene, you know that already, but let's be logical here! sure, they come in contact sometimes, but they're just friends! (I'm hoping best though. XD) If the creators want to tell us that there is no such thing as Skilene, They REALLY shouldn't let Skipper put his flipper around Marlene, RIGHT!?! XD

Icicle1penguin Seriously, Putting a flipper around the otter isn't helping the "Denying that there's Skilene" Thing! XD

Penguinangel I saw this article, and my first thought was seriously "I wonder if Angie's been here." XD I like Skilene, but really just for the fanart and fanfics. I know they aren't in love with eachother, and they never will be. It's just fun to ship, really. :3

ladywhiplasher Yeah I think so too. They´re just friends. But I´ve seen people, who are obsessed with the idea of skilene. And I just got tired of it. I don´t think that the creators of POM wanted them to be together and would never put a real relationship into the series.

SPKR689 i do think they are telling us their just friends. i mean really? Skipper had a love, still dont know what happened there but he is going to be single in this show. whatever happends outside the show is fandom. has nothing to do with the show and that is that. now i am going to go bow down to the creators for making a "YOUR NOT GETTING SKILENE" epi ^^ hehehe

LtKowalski Very well said!

xDark_Angelx I still like the idea of Skilene (and I sure wouldn't mind for it to happen, though ^.^), but I also like to be realistic. They don't seem to be anything more than friends, yes. Very nicely put!

hanz1192 I don't actually consider the Otter Woman a Skilene episode because the guys (most especially Skipper) fell in love with "ARLENE" not Marlene, I repeat ARLENE. So it doesn't count as Skilene. They fell in love with a different Otter.

dsprtpenguin ^ i agree with hans. Guys, Otter woman wasn't a Skilene episode, it's an ArlenexSkipper one. Oh joy.

hanz1192 Exactly, Skilene hasn't happened yet, now if you ask me about Doris and Kowalski, I'm still holding out hope that it will happen

Icicle1penguin WAIT! Technically It's a Skilene episode. Get it? (Ski)pper + Ar(lene) = Skilene. XD

MsKowalski99 Then Is The Epi Really A Marski, Privlene, Or Mico, Episode? I Just have to Know That............ Now!

ladywhiplasher I have the episode in german. And skipper says at the end, that he just pretended having a crush on arlene. So I think even this pairing failed. Hooray!

xDark_Angelx ^Siriusly? 'Cause he must be a very good actor. XD

SkipperXLisa @Penguinangel OHYUSYOUCANBETYERASSANGIEWUZHERE. xD I love you guys. :'D xD I don't mind someone supporting Skilene at all. But thinking it will be, even worse, thinking it already is, cannon, is ridiculous. I really don't hate Skilene. As I said above, and have said many times before, it's just when people think it is/will be cannon. In fact lately I've sorta-kinda been liking it (I'm still a Skisa fan through-and-through ;)) I probably have more I wanted to say when I came here but my brain farted. xD

EppofangirlXD But it IS a skilene episode!: Skipper+Arlene=Skilene! Duh.

Saori14 Dudes, when Skipper says hes a good actor, he feels the need to say it because his team was starting 2 doubt him. If there wasn't anything underneath Skipper wouldn't even have pointed it out. And although I don't mind Skilene I think that in the last episode of EVAH we'll see skipper and marlene holding hands or something, like a hint, bcuz a pairing in the actual series would ruin it.

Saori14 Although, when "Arlene" catches Skipper next to the wall drawing him and Arlene with a heart, Arlene's drawing had a chest patch a different colour. This doesn't show up when Arlene's all white, so maybe he was drawing Marlene?

mostar1219 Man, I hate when people go all Spock and say that Skilene is illogical! Think of it as a mystery that most of the group feels they get. When an episode involving Skilene comes along, I've got 4 words for you and in random order, they are "told, i, so, you".