Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What 你 really want...