Nocturnal Mirage 文章 | Original 文章 on 潮流粉丝俱乐部

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an 小时 down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...

Pinkie's Easter

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

It was a nice sunny 日 in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter 包, 换行 up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some 随意日 in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like 圣诞节 is it?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe :3
Rainbow Dash: Right......

2021

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in 粉丝 fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
Rainbow Dash: 嘿 Applejack? Sean wants 你 to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
Pony 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
Pony 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*...

Got Nobody

posted by NocturnalMirage

Got Nobody

Taste of blood in my mouth
Girls in neon clothes
Dissolving on the stage

I’m drunk
Don’t know what it’s good for
Alcohol makes me happy

But then even that
Figment of joy
Lies vomited out on the floor

My head aches
My heart’s too big
Don’t know where 你 are

World’s spinning
Everything fades
I’ve got no one

Nobody at all

Throat goes dry
Can barely walk
Darkness falls on the road
Thinking of 你 makes me cry

Nothing left to believe in
Grew bored of the landscape
I got no one
你 saw me for the last time

My head aches
My heart’s too big
Don’t know where 你 are

World’s spinning
Everything fades
I’ve got no one

Nobody at all

Brony Of New Jersey

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The following 粉丝 fiction was written in 2013. It has been restored to High Definition

The 年 is 2014, on the 14th of May. After playing baseball with my 老友记 I decided to write a fanfic on my computer. So I grab my laptop and get on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 ready to write. I start with the title, ynoP elttiL yM which was named that, because Twilight would acidentally cast a spell making everything go in reverse. I finish typing the 标题 when I get a message from my best friend on fanpop, applejackrocks1.

Applejackrocks1: Howdy Sean!
Seanthehedgehog: hEllO Jade.
Applejackrocks1: Why are 你 typing like...

The Cops Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back 你 two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let 你 talk in private....

The Cops Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To see the three main characters, and their car, go to this link: link

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the link above were driving a 1994 Caprice car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me 更多 booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Lewis: What the hell is this?
Bob: A robbery at this time of night?
Shawn: What the hell is going on?
Lewis: Shh!
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin...

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How To Make Your 老友记 Angry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Hey

I'm going to do something that might make 你 angry

If you're mentioned in this 文章 that is

I'm going to type down what 你 say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us 由 god, and 耶稣 Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that 更多 episodes like this will come in the near future.

Song: link

Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of...

Pinkie's Duel

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This fanfic is a combination of My Little 小马 with a movie called Duel. If 你 have not seen Duel, then 你 should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did 你 get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need 你 to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the 列表 with 你 in case 你 forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 分钟 later she got behind a big rig carrying...

Pinkie's 圣诞节

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is my very first 圣诞节粉丝 fiction from 2012. May not be 圣诞节 yet, but I hope 你 enjoy it anyway.

Aah 圣诞节 time. It only comes to us once a year, but when it does everyone has a good time. It was the 15th of December, and Sugarcube Corner was very busy. Mr, and Mrs Cake were making cakes like there was no tomorrow. Pound and 南瓜 were learning how to walk, thanks to Pinkie Pie. Their first few attempts weren't so good, but it seemed like they were going to do it. "Come on," Pinkie said, "Everyone has to learn how to walk." Pound almost got it, but fell to the floor. Pinkie...

Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over 由 the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* 更多 like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do 你 need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that 你 know...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do 你 still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We...

Con Mane: Golden Iris

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few 分钟 later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another 小马 named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

The Train Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the station, the Germans were interrogating Maurice. He was hit several times in the face. He had a bruise on his right cheek, his chin, and blood was on his forehead.

German 小马 593: *Hits Maurice while holding him 由 the neck* Who did it?
Maurice: *Gets punched again, and has blood come out of his nose* I'm not sure, I can't remember. I was drunk!
German 小马 593: You're lying!! *Throws a bucket of water onto Maurice*
Maurice: *Coughing*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Walks into the room* If 你 tell the truth, 你 live. Now, what does he look like?
Maurice: Colonel, I can't remember. *Stares...

The Train Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th 日 of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a 涂层, 外套 hanger. He slowly...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" 小时

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't...

The 秒 Bob Newhart Fanfiction

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily.

Everyday 你 can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist.

One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning Mr. Newhart. I just wanted 你 to know that a 小马 came all the way here from Chicagoat to work as a dentist.
Bob: And, you're telling me this because?
Carol: Well, he...

Con Mane: Casino Of Solace

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting 动物 to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain 小马 that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did 你 find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he 偷了 a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 5: War 小马

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Los Angeles for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for 你 to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of...

A 圣诞节 Story Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on 你 guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme 写作 for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy!...