(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. 你 been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: 你 are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little 小马 is the greatest 显示 你 ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little 小马 is the greatest 显示 I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: 你 will recommend my little 小马 and family guy to everybody 你 know.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little 小马 and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: 你 will never stop talking about my little pony, 或者 family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, 或者 family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).
Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.
Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.
Trevor: 你 know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest 显示 I seen sense family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (annoyed) God, 你 never shut up about those fuckin shows!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Trevor: (gets in helicopture).
Michael: I'll see 你 later.
Trevor: Ohh, 你 better believe it buddy.. (flies off).
NEW theme song plays: (Andrew WK: We want fun).
(the 下一个 evening)
Denise: Nope! Don't 你 step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend 你 don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did 你 even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t 衬衫 with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has a lot of stains on it). Hello missy.. Franklyn. 你 never told me that 你 got a sister.
Denise: (bluhing) I'm Denise. Franklyn's house mate.
Franklyn: And aunt. My mother's old dried u-
Denise: (angry) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Trevor: Yeah. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (flips Trevor the middle finger).
(after Denise goes inside when Trevor suddenly insulted her).
Lamar: (about Trevor) Yo! F! What's with the dope looking white boy over here!?
Trevor: (confused) What?
Lamar: (uses over the 最佳, 返回页首 amount of gangster slangs)
Trevor: (still confused) What are 你 even saying!?
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: Man? What the fuck are 你 doing here Trevor!?
Trevor: I'm new in town. I'm making friends.. Know lets party.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and 橙子, 橙色 camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told 你 I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party 由 Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (shaking his gun to the beat of the song) Let's go fuck some people up!!
(reluctantly, Franklyn and Lamar went with him to the place).
Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good 日 bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. 你 know, I mean. 你 说 some things. I 说 something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be 老友记 again.
Dealer: ... I'm still not giving 你 it.
Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK 你 ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).
Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!
Audience: (laughs)
Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.
Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!
Dealer: Wha-
Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!
Dealer: Are 你 just naming songs!?
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!!
Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here!! (slams door closed)
Trevor: YO, 你 CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!!
Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a 香蕉 in your pocket 或者 a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).
(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)
Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: REALLY-DON'T-WANNA-GET-CLIPPED-ON-MY-FIRST-WHOOO-WA!!
Audience: (laughs)
(ONE LONG BATTLE LATER)
Trevor: Yo! Just surrender your jetskis, and I won't hurt you!
MC Clip: Alright. Take the jets-
Trevor: (shoots MC clip in the leg)
Audience: (laughs)
MC Clip: 你 说 你 WEREN'T GONNA HURT ME!?
Trevor: Well 你 shouldn't of trusted me! I'm on drugs!
Audience: (laughs)
(on the jetskis)
Lamar: We should get comfortable.. Since nobody is trying to shoot the engines, 或者 kill us.
Police helicopture: SHOOT THE ENGINES! KILL THEM (minigun fire).
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (angrily) DAMN IT LAMAR! STOP JINXING SHIT!
Audience: (laughs harder)
END OF EPISODE
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. 你 been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: 你 are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little 小马 is the greatest 显示 你 ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little 小马 is the greatest 显示 I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: 你 will recommend my little 小马 and family guy to everybody 你 know.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little 小马 and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: 你 will never stop talking about my little pony, 或者 family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, 或者 family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).
Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.
Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.
Trevor: 你 know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest 显示 I seen sense family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (annoyed) God, 你 never shut up about those fuckin shows!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Trevor: (gets in helicopture).
Michael: I'll see 你 later.
Trevor: Ohh, 你 better believe it buddy.. (flies off).
NEW theme song plays: (Andrew WK: We want fun).
(the 下一个 evening)
Denise: Nope! Don't 你 step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend 你 don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did 你 even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t 衬衫 with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has a lot of stains on it). Hello missy.. Franklyn. 你 never told me that 你 got a sister.
Denise: (bluhing) I'm Denise. Franklyn's house mate.
Franklyn: And aunt. My mother's old dried u-
Denise: (angry) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Trevor: Yeah. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (flips Trevor the middle finger).
(after Denise goes inside when Trevor suddenly insulted her).
Lamar: (about Trevor) Yo! F! What's with the dope looking white boy over here!?
Trevor: (confused) What?
Lamar: (uses over the 最佳, 返回页首 amount of gangster slangs)
Trevor: (still confused) What are 你 even saying!?
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: Man? What the fuck are 你 doing here Trevor!?
Trevor: I'm new in town. I'm making friends.. Know lets party.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and 橙子, 橙色 camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told 你 I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party 由 Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (shaking his gun to the beat of the song) Let's go fuck some people up!!
(reluctantly, Franklyn and Lamar went with him to the place).
Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good 日 bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. 你 know, I mean. 你 说 some things. I 说 something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be 老友记 again.
Dealer: ... I'm still not giving 你 it.
Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK 你 ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).
Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!
Audience: (laughs)
Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.
Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!
Dealer: Wha-
Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!
Dealer: Are 你 just naming songs!?
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!!
Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here!! (slams door closed)
Trevor: YO, 你 CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!!
Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a 香蕉 in your pocket 或者 a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).
(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)
Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: REALLY-DON'T-WANNA-GET-CLIPPED-ON-MY-FIRST-WHOOO-WA!!
Audience: (laughs)
(ONE LONG BATTLE LATER)
Trevor: Yo! Just surrender your jetskis, and I won't hurt you!
MC Clip: Alright. Take the jets-
Trevor: (shoots MC clip in the leg)
Audience: (laughs)
MC Clip: 你 说 你 WEREN'T GONNA HURT ME!?
Trevor: Well 你 shouldn't of trusted me! I'm on drugs!
Audience: (laughs)
(on the jetskis)
Lamar: We should get comfortable.. Since nobody is trying to shoot the engines, 或者 kill us.
Police helicopture: SHOOT THE ENGINES! KILL THEM (minigun fire).
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (angrily) DAMN IT LAMAR! STOP JINXING SHIT!
Audience: (laughs harder)
END OF EPISODE