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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : 你 HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was 小马 named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and 你 want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one 小马 from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...

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Die And Let Live part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on 最佳, 返回页首 of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on 最佳, 返回页首 of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit 由 signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Season 2, Episode 1, part 1: Rise of the Tyrant

posted by Thunderhorse007

Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. 皇后乐队 Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we 加入 them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do 你 have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...

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The New Era... THE END (part 2)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... 你 was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your 屁股 soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : 你 right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...

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My Little 小马 Full Theme Song lyrics

posted by ppgFireball

My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until 你 all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. 你 opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until 你 all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...

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The Racer part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn

Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no 你 don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are 你 kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 1 - Game On

posted by NeonInfernoLord

Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to 移动 but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 你 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this 小马
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 你 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 你 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 你 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...

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Princess Celestia, A Troll 或者 Jokester?

posted by karinabrony

Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will 显示你 them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...

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Dirty Harry Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 你 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 你 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 你 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 报道 of a 小马 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...

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Pipsqueak and Luna: A Time Together pt. 1

posted by mariofan14

*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 秒 story of 灰姑娘 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 你 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 日 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 或者 just relaxing their 日 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 更多 often....

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case 你 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 街, 街道 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 小马 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 小马 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 橙子, 橙色 stallion asked. "Our 下一个 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

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Discord is Back part 13......A 吻乐队（Kiss） is the cure

posted by applejackrocks

Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are 你 waiting for? Stab me if 你 can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are 你 doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, 你 are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...

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raindrop dash prt2

posted by savana89

"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR 老友记 but i forgive 你 now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed 你 to do 你 need any help dashy"
"ya can 你 um(looks aroud) can 你 clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back 你 must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE 你 SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"

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Discord is back part 4........Continuing with Partners

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 你 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 你 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 你 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he 说 he was. Later, Score introduced her 老友记 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...

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My thoughts about the toys.

posted by Alue26

Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 写作 another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made 由 Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This 显示 was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...