CHAPTER 1
"Wake up! Wake up! Steve, if 你 do not wake up RIGHT NOW, young apprentice, so help me, I will"-
I yawned and got out of bed. "I'm up, I'm up!" I announced to my yelling mentor, Gladius.
"Oh, finally! Thank the Nether! I thought you'd never wake up! Come on, it's your 日 to do Creeper Patrol!" cried my mentor.
"Oh. Geez, sorry!" I'd forgotten all about it, and I’d slept in late. "Ok, I'll have breakfast, and then I'll do it."
"No! What are 你 thinking? What happens if 你 just go out for a stroll and then a Creeper blows up on you? What happens if there are other monsters around?...
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