zimmy: on the first 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the 秒 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third 日 of 圣诞节 my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth 日 of christmas, my best friend gave to me FIFE FUCK ASSES!!!
dib: four ways to get zim
gaz: *grudgy noise* 3 gameboys
zim: *all smart sounding* two lazer 枪 :3
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!!

johnny: *all gentlemen sounding* on the sixth 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me, 6 blood splotches!
jade: *swaying back and forth* FIVE FUUUUCK ASSEEEEEEESS!!
dib: four ways to get zim!
gaz: GOD DIB YOUR STUPID!!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treee!!

tenna: on the seventh 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me! 7 spookys!!
johnny: 6 blood splotches
jade: TEEENA YOOOU SUUUUUUUCK!!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: DAMN 你 DIB!!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!!

devi: on the 8 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me: 8 BLIND DATES
tenna: 7 spookys! *hugs one*
johnny: 6 blood splotches!
jade: CAN WE STOOOOOOOOOOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! *zimmy* nope!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: three ways to KILL MY BROTHER!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treeee!

squee: on the ninth 日 of 圣诞节 my bestfriend gave to me! 9 shmee dolls!
devi: 8 blind dates! *squee* that not right
tenna: 7 spookys!
johnny: six blood splotchs!
jade: FIVE FUCK ASSES!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim
gaz: 你 SUCK!
zim: twoo lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

tak: on the tenth 日 of 圣诞节 my worst enemy zimmy gave to me, 10 sucker punches
squee: 9 shmee dolls!! *hugs*
devi: 8 blind dates *squee* still bad
tenna: 7 spookys!
johnny: six blood splotchs!
jade: THIS FUUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: dib i'm going to kill you!
zim: two lazer 枪 :)
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treee!

melvin: on the 11 日 christmas, my best friend made me, lose my 11 wolvarines
tak: 10 sucker punches *zimmy* want more?!
squee: 9 SHMEE dolls!
devi: 8 blind dates! *squee* pretty creepy
tenna: 7 spookys :D
johnny: six blood splotches!
jade: FIIIIIIIIIIVE FUCK AAAAAAAAASSES!!! *arms wiggle around*
dib: oh lord 耶稣 save me!
gaz: DIIIB 你 SHAall die
zim:two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! one 更多 time!

jhonen vasquez: on the twelth 日 of christmas! my best buds gave to me! 12 awesome characters!
melvin: *starts crying*
tak: oh lord 耶稣 what this time?!
johnny: i've got this!!! *cuts off melvins head*
jade: *melvins head screaming and being tossed across the room* SHUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUUuuck UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
gaz: thank 你 johnny,
zim: serves that asswhole right!
everyone: AND BRAASS NUCKLES ON THE TREE! *melvins deheaded body in the back ground*



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jade: FUCK 你 GUYS!!! *tak throws melvins body at jade* *digunteled face with eyes open*



hope 你 guys like it took me hours
:) your friend,
zimmy