zimmy: on the first 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the 秒 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third 日 of 圣诞节 my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth 日 of 圣诞节 my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth 日 of christmas,...

"HOW CAN 你 BE DRUNK??" Squee squealed. "Craziness makes me drunk...unlike alcohol..." Nny replied. "Okay then stay in your...happy spot!" 说 Squee. "I dont have one-wait...in the shower?" 说 Nny. "IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE CALM THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!! 说 Squee. "Knock myself out? OK!!!" Nny said, hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat, literally knocking himself out. "MEEEP!!" Squee said, crawling out of the closet. "Ok now's my chance to...." Squee couldn't help but notice the blood on the walls. "Ewwwwwww...." he said. "What kind of house does..." suddenly he heard a scream...it...

"Ok...just stop. What do 你 want from me, and why me?" asked Nny. "We want 你 to kill yourself. Because you've underpopulated this world." it said. Nny took some of the meds, then decided to take a nap. Just after a few hours, there was a knock at the door. Nny got up and weakly opened the door. It was Squee! "Why do 你 look so tired?" he asked. "I've been tired...what do 你 want?" Nny replied. "Uh...my mommy usually makes me 晚餐 由 now, and its 7;30, but her and daddy still aren't home...can I please stay with 你 tonight? Maybe I can help 你 with the...things 你 keep hearing." said...

"Whatever it is its shiny..." 说 Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this 给 to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." 说 the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as...

It was a stormy 日 and Squee sat down on his bed, hoping that it would end soon so he could just run away. He was tired of his mom being passed out on the floor, and he was tired of his dad insulting him. "The only "friend" I have is Nny...but I'm not so sure I trust him because..well...he kills people...AND I DON'T WANNA BE 下一个 ON THE LIST!!" Suddenly Squee could hear a faint laugh, sounding like it came from his closet. "Who...who's there?" He shivered. The laugh got a little louder. "I swear I'll have Nny come and kill you!!" Then the laughing stopped and a voice came. "Your friend Nny...

"W-why...why did 你 need head medicine..?" asked Squee. "Because, things in my house keep 'talking' to me...and not in a good way." Nny replied. "What did they say?" asked Squee. "I can't exactly understand them but...wait, why do 你 care?" Nny answered. "Maybe 你 have mental issues ^.^ " Squee replied. Nny walked out the door, unamused. "SQUEE!!' Squee squeaked to himself. "Ok...now..." Nny said, sitting down on his couch. He could once again hear voices. "OH WOULD 你 SHUT UP!!" he screamed. "You have done the most wrong in people, realizing 你 need to kill yourself, now." It said. "I...

It was a sunny 日 in the neighborhood, and Nny simply despised it. "Happiness...blech! It makes me wanna vomit." he said. He pulled out some old cloth and draped it over his window. "THE SUNLIGHT BURNS MY SKIN!!" he screamed. Suddenly his doorbell rang. He ran up to the door and opened it just slightly. "What do 你 want...and make it quick I don't do too well in the sun." he said. It was Squee at the door! "Have 你 seen my parents anywhere? I just came 首页 from school and I usually say hello to them but today...they weren't even home..." he asked. "GET IN HERE CHILD!" Nny said, yanking...

Johnny trotted around his house for a few 分钟 for no apparent reason when he came across a little girl sleeping on his living room floor. she had long, silky Black hair and a little old white dress."who are you?" he demanded. frightened, she woke up and sat up. she shook her head as she tried to wake up but 说 nothing. she seemed to scared to say a word, as if she had no idea what she was doing here. "what are 你 doing here, little girl?" Johnny asked slowly with a creepy grin. she blinked. Johnny was not appeased.

"do 你 have a name, little one?" he asked her with a hint of annoyance...

Nny started running down the streets, ignoring the oncoming cars. "GET OUT OF MY WAY 或者 I SCRAPE YOUR EYES OUT!!!" he kept shouting at the cars. "Watch out for the.."Squee couldnt finish. Nny turned around-and slams into a brick wall. "wall..."Squee finished too late. "Kind of a late warning..." Nny screamed. "Maybe if 你 had let go of me 你 wouldn't have hit the 墙 ya moron!!" Squee screeched "Its maniac, not moron." Nny replied "WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!!!" Squee shouted. "....meaning...spelling...pronouncation...geological..and......thats it." Nny 说 sarcastically. "Can 你 just take me...