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posted by KaterinoulaLove
HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER ONe ♥

House: Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interests of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I'm Dr. Gregory House. 你 can call me Greg. I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.

Dr. Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.

House: This 射线, 雷 of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board-certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I'm also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who's forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of 你 this job could be done 由 a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying 你 may see me reach for this. It's Vicodin - it's mine, 你 can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain-management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows - maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? [Everyone stares.] And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys? [Everyone raises their hands.] Well, I'll be in Exam Room 1 if 你 change your mind.
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posted by Irene3691
In the morning, Lisa can barely sleep and wakes up early. She gets dressed and stays there lying on 床, 床上 the whole morning until House knocks at her door. ‘Hi...’ Says she opening it.
‘You think it would be very dangerous if we went to have breakfast together? Is my life at risk?’
‘I don’t think so... I’m not very hungry, but I guess we won’t find William at the cafeteria at this time.’
‘Right.’
They go together and take a seat. Unfortunately, Will is there with his friends, and when he sees both coming in, he thinks: “Great, finally 你 fucked him...” He finishes his breakfast,...
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posted by Irene3691
‘Okay, I’ll clean up. It wasn’t your fault. You’re right.’ He’s 阅读 in his dorm when she takes the mop and soaks the entrance to his dorm, then she goes to her dorm to wait.
After a while he has to go to the bathroom and when he’s gonna go out of his dorm, he slips because of the puddle and falls to the ground. ‘Fuck!!! Lisaaaaaaa!! What the hell is this???!!!’
Maybe it’s better for them to be this way than having any kind of personal relationship. She hears him and goes out of her room pretending a surprised face. ‘What’s going on?? Oh are 你 okay?? I was cleaning,...
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posted by Irene3691
They go to the airport quite nervous. Once there, she looks at the arrivals panel and House starts looking around. ‘Here they are...’
Cuddy’s parents walk towards her to hug her. ‘Hi mum, dad!’ They hug and House approaches but keeps a prudent distance from all of them.
‘Hi my little girl. I've missed you.’
‘Oh dear, it’s so good to see you. We were looking 前锋, 期待 to coming here!! And who's your escort?’ Her mum looks at House.
‘Oh Greg, come here. This is Gregory House, I have spoken to 你 of him some times...’
‘Welcome to New Jersey.’ He shakes hands with her parents....
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posted by Irene3691
They remain in silence thinking about this strange situation and how they feel being just a few inches apart. House falls asleep first but she can’t and stays awake for a while more, until House, unconsciously, turns and puts his hand gently on her waist. Then she opens her eyes, but she smiles and finally falls asleep, too.



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Step one completed, they’ve spent the night in the same 床, 床上 and nothing has happened. When House wakes up, he looks at her sleeping and thinks “Ahh... too good...
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
Hugh finally woke up after two days of coma. He had a bike accident and was rushed to the nearest hospital in Century City. He ran his fingers on his beard, feeling some facial hair and knew he was still alive. He sighed before noticing that he was alone in his hospital room. Does his family know what happened? His co-workers, why aren’t they here? But then he doesn’t want them to know anyway. He tried to got on his feet after knowing he could sit up and he was surprised to know that the nurse behind those glass window doesn’t care but still he tiptoed out of the ICU leaving his IV behind....
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posted by zubeerfaan
i was bored and wanted to write something and this is the first thing that came to my mind and so i wrote it
hope 你 like it and plz comment!!;D

ohh and i am sorry for my typing english is not my first langue i am from sweden and i am only thriteen so i havent been learning for a long time

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House,wilson and cuddy are going on a conference in Amsterdam

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PATH hallway
,,HOUSE!! We are going to amsterdam tomorrow 你 can go 首页 and pack,, cuddy 说 to house Monday morning at PPTH
,,wait?? What?...
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posted by Irene3691
When Cuddy gets to the residence, she goes to the 厨房 and takes a small tablet of broth from the cupboard and puts in the in 淋浴 head, so later, when he has his shower, he’ll be covered of soup. After carrying out her evil plan, she goes to her room.
House gets 首页 and doesn’t try to talk to her. He goes straight to his room and after studying for a while, goes to the bathroom. When he’s about to start, he is covered with 汤 and jumps out of the bathtub. ‘What the heck is this?!’ He wraps himself in a towel and goes to her dorm. ‘Is this your way of revenge? Are 你 gonna...
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posted by Irene3691
After having lunch and flirting for a while more, they go to see the Big Ben and walk around there again. They spent the rest of the afternoon, until it gets darker and they get tired. ‘Oh God... we’ve walked so much today... My heels are killing me...’
‘I just can't understand why women have to wear heels. If you're sightseeing, you're supposed to be walking the whole day...’
‘Yes, look. How tall are you? How tall am I?’
‘So, 你 just wear them so 你 can be taller??’
‘That’s what they’re made for... But when you're wearing them for a long time they hurt... a bit. Tomorrow...
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posted by huddysmacked
A/N: Ok so I don’t know about 你 guys but I’m liking this story =) Hehe I have never been so excited with a fic. Which is good I believe. Well no really a/n today so….Larger than usual but I gues good, enjoy and leave a review. Remember reviews = <3

There was a beep and another one that made Cuddy smiled.

The Psych opened her eyes slowly. She rested her head in the hospital 枕头 and glanced at her eyes.

“What happened?” The Psych asked, her voice being soft as a feather.

“You had a 心 failure. When you, little devil, started to laugh, your blood pressure raised and there was...
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posted by bRiNnAyCuLlEn
I'm bored, and so I feel like 写作 a 随意 文章 of my opinions of some of the characters.
Of course, the best should go first. No, I am not talking about House. I am talking about Miss (oops, correction, unfortunately thats Mrs.) Stacy Warner. God, I just 爱情 her. I cried for ages when House rejected her. She was willing to give up her own (albeit ugly, nasty, creature of a thing) husband for him and he just... sent her... AWAY!!! NO!!! She is funny, and caring, and gourgeous, and just in general fabulous.
House, of course. He's funny, freaking SEXY, and unfortunately in a lot of emotional...
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posted by huddysmacked
Three days after
House was playing the 钢琴 when someone knocked on his door.
“Go away!” He shouted. It was a lonely afternoon, his only mate was his piano, and he didn’t need any other kind of company. In fact he had been absent from work these three days. But he headed to the door and open it to discover Wilson standing there.
“House, 你 missed Cuddy’s funeral.” He heard Wilson replying.
“Go away. I don’t need 你 to scold me.” He 说 closing the door but Wilson held the door back.
He had to admit that House looked like crap. His beard had grown, his eyes were red caused...
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posted by peoplesuck
Sorry it took so long. I had difficulty righting the board review scene. Anyway, hope 你 enjoy it. As always pleaxe comment. =).

“Did 你 give her the names of those psychiatrists I recommended,” Sarah asked when Wilson walked into her office.
“Yes, disguised as patients I want to admit into a drug trial.”
“Nice job.”
“You think she’ll go for it?”
“No, but she’ll at least look at them if she thinks they’re something else. She’ll pick up on the hint, not that I haven’t told her explicitly, but if you’re annoying enough she’ll pay attention.”
Meanwhile House pulled...
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posted by peoplesuck
As always please comment. =)

That night Sarah and Cuddy were having their annual diagnosing competition. They would turn on Mystery Diagnosis and Diagnosis Unknown on the Discovery Health Channel and bet on the answer. If it was a case that someone was being poisoned they would bet on who was poisoning them. During commercials they would talk.
“Have 你 started looking at pseudo-parents for your spawn yet,” Sarah asked.
”I got some profiles from social services on the way home,” Cuddy replied wearily.
“Have 你 looked at them?”
Cuddy sighed heavily.
“No.”
“How come?”
For a few...
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posted by MrsBellaSwan
she missed him.....she couldn't live without him...she missed his eyes, his smile, and him holding onto her and never letting go.....but he was gone...forever.

she whispered to herself: "i wish 你 were here....to touch my hand and beg for me back...i look in the mirror and see your face....i have terrible nightmares about you....i want to live, i want to breathe, your taking over me. i'll always believe in you...i'll give up everything just to find you. have 你 forgotten all i know, and all we've had? if i changed.....i knew you'd 爱情 me then....hopefully 你 wont take over me before i go insane.."
posted by Irene3691
The 下一个 morning they get dressed and walk to the house’s door. Greg breathes deeply. ‘Well... here we go...’
Cuddy smiles at him. ‘You’re gonna be alright.’
They go out and get into the car to go to the hospital. When they get there, they go to the elevator and people stare at them. She didn’t say anything about their relationship while he was in a coma, but it was obvious that they weren’t just old friends.
‘Love the feeling of being observed...’
‘Yes... it's really nice...’ They go to Lisa’s office and he sits down.
‘Well...?’ Asks House.
‘Okay, I don't want you...
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posted by Irene3691
The 下一个 morning when Lisa gets out of her dorm to have a shower, she stumbles upon him and falls to the floor. ‘What the hell...’ She looks at him angrily. ‘What are 你 doing sleeping here?’
‘Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!!’ Whispers Greg because of the hangover. ‘Why do 你 need to make so much noise?’
‘When I told 你 to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here.’
‘This was closer...’ He tries to stand up and Lisa helps him.
‘Oh... 你 look horrible...’
‘Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!!’ He bites his fist mocking at her. ‘I'd better take a shower!’...
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