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Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If 你 don't wanna sit through a 2 小时 flim here are the main points 你 might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They 移动 at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all 你 want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never...
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