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voldemort

he who must not be named

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Harry kin to Voldemort?

posted by bribee10

I was 阅读 HP6, at the part where 你 find out that the guants are descended from the 2nd peverell brother.the ressurection stone was passed all the way down till it camme to be in the possession of Morfin, Voldemort's uncle. Young Voldemort 偷了 it from Morfin. which means that the 2nd peverell brother is Voldemort's great great great great great great however many greats grandfather. well we learn that harry is descended from the 3RD PEVERELL BROTHER. WHICH MEANS THAT VOLDEMORTS LOTSA GREATS GRANDFATHER IS HARRYS LOTSA GREATS UNCLE! SO I REALISE WITH MUCH EXCLAIMATIONS OF "OH MY GOSH!" THAT VOLDEMORT AND HARRY ARE DISTANT COUSINS!
please 评论 on whether 你 found this helpful 或者 if 你 already knew this. Me thinks hearing from other peoples of the webbernet is cool!

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125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters

posted by simpleplan

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 图书 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Recite every Harry Potter spell 你 know in public.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 你 (Ex: When in a car 或者 an elevator). If 你 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 圣诞节 and demand they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their 最喜爱的 song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their 收件箱 with Harry Potter...

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27 Ways to Annoy Dolores Umbridge

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Offer her flies. Tell her they're good with ketchup.

2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.

3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.

4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.

5. Tell her that Cornelius 做傻事, 福吉 only hired her to scare small children.

6. Dye all her clothes black. . . .

7. . . . When she acts horrified, say 你 were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."

8. Send her 爱情 notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.

9. Perpetually use the word "umbrage."

10. Remind her constantly that her "Selwyn...

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44 Ways to Bother Severus Snape :)

posted by othobsessed92

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate 下一个 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him 你偷了 his teddy bear.

8. Tell him 你 won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him 你 were just kidding and 说 teddy 熊 has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on him while...