The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended 由 me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
由 Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as 你 say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink 盒式磁带, 墨盒 (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
你 need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the 最喜爱的 drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will 床, 床上 yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
由 Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as 你 say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink 盒式磁带, 墨盒 (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
你 need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the 最喜爱的 drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will 床, 床上 yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still 爱情 the 作者 and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the 图书 i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing 作者 for a pairing.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, 或者 plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup 牛油, 黄油 或者 margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried 水果 (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
果汁 of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat 烤箱 to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine 或者 牛油, 黄油 into the flour.
Add sugar, dried 水果 and 橙子, 橙色 rind.
Stir in egg.
Add 牛奶 and just enough 果汁 to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten 或者 smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 分钟 或者 until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, 或者 plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup 牛油, 黄油 或者 margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried 水果 (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
果汁 of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat 烤箱 to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine 或者 牛油, 黄油 into the flour.
Add sugar, dried 水果 and 橙子, 橙色 rind.
Stir in egg.
Add 牛奶 and just enough 果汁 to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten 或者 smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 分钟 或者 until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
Its going to be called "The magical realms collection" For Harry Potter 粉丝 there is going to be: Voldemort and Dumbledore ones!!
There is also gonna be Aslan and the White witch from Narnia and Nanny Ogg and Rincewald ones from Terry Pratchett's book Discworld.
There are also going to be Arthurian Legends ones of 摩根 le Faye and Merlin !
I have also found out that the UK is getting a Harry Potter atraction (about time too, right?)
however it won't have rides, Hogwarts ect like the one in Florida !*sigh* (And there hasn't been alot of information relesed about it !)
Just a bit of News some of 你 might like to read!And i realize it isn't completely HP related!
(so please no rude 或者 offensive 评论 please,thank 你 xxx)
Well this is my 1st ever 粉丝 fiction. Hope you'll enjoy...
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if 你 know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in 爱情 with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will 你 marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if 你 know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in 爱情 with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will 你 marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....