Guaranteed to get 你 a 日期 with some some 小猫 and a bottle of Veritaserum.
1. Offer her flies. Tell her they're good with ketchup.
2. Ask her if she's related to Trevor.
3. Follow close behind her all day, making clip-clopping noises with your tongue.
4. Ask her if she's met the handsome new divination teacher.
5. Tell her that Cornelius 做傻事, 福吉 only hired her to scare small children.
6. Dye all her clothes black.
7. ...when she acts horrified, say 你 were only trying to help her, and that "black is the new pink."
8. Send her 爱情 notes, signing them as if they were from Cornelius Fudge.
9. Perpetually...
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