Bonnie (Dirrty Magazine)

This 文章 is reviewing his devotion as a Death Eater, his possible part in the Longbottom torture, his childhood, his father's 爱情 for him - and some other things - always basing on what we can read from the Goblet of 火, 消防 book. Weighting on my own interpretation, of course.

I know the vast majority of people seem to have taken a liking of the first impression the book gives on the father-son relationship, especially 由 Junior's own words, so I respect that view - however those are only his beliefs and not necessarely the truth and I personally like to dig deeper into the possibilities....

From the first tine I saw her (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix) I was really interested in Luna. As 更多 图书 were published she became one of my 最喜爱的 characters in the HP series.
Luna Lovegood one 年 younger than Harry Potter, which means she was born in 1982. She is in the Ravenclaw house, which is known for intelligent and creative students.
Her appearance isn't neat at all! She has got straight, long, dirty blond hair and she permanently has an absent-minded look in her blue eyes. Even thought in Hogwarts all students have to wear a uniform, she usually distinguish herself...

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up 由 唱歌 海滩 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

I do not own Harry Potter, 或者 A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame 或者 a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...

Climb aboard as we take 你 on a two 小时 bus tour to some of the 伦敦 locations used in the Harry Potter 电影院 including sites from the latest film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the 图书 and get trivia about the magical world of J.K.Rowling’s boy wizard. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Feel free to dress up as Harry Potter 或者 any other character in the series, (only if 你 want to). Keep your wits about 你 as we’ll test your knowledge on the world of the boy wizard...