20. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right 下一个 to his ear.
19. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.
18. "So... first 你 were the Boy Who Lived.. then 你 were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
17. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.
16. Make sure 你 tell him 你 got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
15. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
14. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"
13. Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him 你 made it yourself.
12. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
11. Everytime 你 see him, say "Do 你 like Luna Lovegood?" in a sing-song voice.
10. Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.
9. Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if 你 can do it again on his Firebolt.
8. If he asks 你 a question, sing the answer in at least three different styles of 音乐 and then ask if he likes to sing.
7. Buy him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won't recognize him.
6. Tell him Moaning Myrtle has fallen in 爱情 with him and make sure he goes to ask her about it.
5. Whenever it rains, use his back as a 钢琴 and start singing, "Remember When it Rained" in a loud and terrible way.
4. If he does 或者 says something unusual, say, "Don't worry. We'll call St. Mungo's and get 你 the help that 你 so desperately need."
3. Ask if Muggles can see his scar.
2. Run up to him giggling and say, "Romilda Vane says 你 have a tattoo on your chest. Can I see it?"
1. Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, 你 want his broomstick.
19. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.
18. "So... first 你 were the Boy Who Lived.. then 你 were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
17. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.
16. Make sure 你 tell him 你 got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
15. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
14. Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"
13. Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him 你 made it yourself.
12. Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
11. Everytime 你 see him, say "Do 你 like Luna Lovegood?" in a sing-song voice.
10. Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.
9. Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if 你 can do it again on his Firebolt.
8. If he asks 你 a question, sing the answer in at least three different styles of 音乐 and then ask if he likes to sing.
7. Buy him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won't recognize him.
6. Tell him Moaning Myrtle has fallen in 爱情 with him and make sure he goes to ask her about it.
5. Whenever it rains, use his back as a 钢琴 and start singing, "Remember When it Rained" in a loud and terrible way.
4. If he does 或者 says something unusual, say, "Don't worry. We'll call St. Mungo's and get 你 the help that 你 so desperately need."
3. Ask if Muggles can see his scar.
2. Run up to him giggling and say, "Romilda Vane says 你 have a tattoo on your chest. Can I see it?"
1. Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, 你 want his broomstick.
