1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.
2. Tell her McGonagall 说 that her 总体, 整体 OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.
3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.
4. When 你 ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells 你 it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say:"But why are 你 so upset? I thought 你 valued honesty in others?"
5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly:'I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them...'
6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."
7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's 文章 about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that 'Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his 心 out.'
8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.
9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts 由 saying: 'It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!'
10. In lessons, always answer 问题 由 heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells 你 that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because 你 were only saying what Hermione said.
11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.
12. After Slughorn's 圣诞节 party, say to her,'Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you'-every 日 for three weeks.
13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, 'Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?
14. Quote Malfoy. 'Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers.'
15. When 给 a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice:'No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has, miss!'
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2. Tell her McGonagall 说 that her 总体, 整体 OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.
3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.
4. When 你 ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells 你 it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say:"But why are 你 so upset? I thought 你 valued honesty in others?"
5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly, say loudly:'I reckon it's those stupid house elves' fault. Dumbledore's much too soft with them...'
6. Say to her: "You remind me of a movie star." When she beams at you, say: "Yes, it's incredibly hard to find somebody who looks like Bugs Bunny, but with those front teeth of yours you're the spitting image of him."
7. Inform her you've just read Rita Skeeter's 文章 about her and Harry and Krum. Tell her she's not worthy of either boy and that 'Harry Potter has had to endure enough tragedy without having a scarlet woman rip his 心 out.'
8. Tell her that when Harry and Ron ran into the bathroom to rescue her from the mountain troll, they had to pause for a moment to figure out which one was the troll and which one was Hermione.
9. Constantly try to solve the mysteries of Hogwarts 由 saying: 'It's obvious, isn't it? As soon as he heard Dumbledore coming towards him, he must have disapparated out of Hogwarts!'
10. In lessons, always answer 问题 由 heavily misquoting Hermione's favourite textbooks, using her exact know-it-all tone of voice. When the teacher tells 你 that you're incorrect, state that it's not your fault because 你 were only saying what Hermione said.
11. Take a leaf out of Ron's book and imitate her bouncing up and down in her chair trying to answer a question.
12. After Slughorn's 圣诞节 party, say to her,'Hermione, Cormac's been looking all over for you'-every 日 for three weeks.
13. After Gryffindor Quidditch try outs in sixth year, follow her around saying loudly, 'Hey prefect! Confunded anyone lately?
14. Quote Malfoy. 'Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers.'
15. When 给 a mountain of homework, sigh and say in a squeaky house-elf sounding voice:'No sick days. No payment. No job satisfaction. So much work we has, miss!'
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All over the world people are howling
About those great 图书 由 J. K. Rowling
Three little 图书 that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With 扫帚 that fly and a 披风, 斗篷 that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his 年
But it's 更多 than one 年 - it's going to be Seven!
For the 爱人 of 幻想 that sounds like heaven!
If 你 haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, 你 really ought 'ter!
About those great 图书 由 J. K. Rowling
Three little 图书 that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With 扫帚 that fly and a 披风, 斗篷 that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his 年
But it's 更多 than one 年 - it's going to be Seven!
For the 爱人 of 幻想 that sounds like heaven!
If 你 haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, 你 really ought 'ter!
I was 阅读 HP6, at the part where 你 find out that the guants are descended from the 2nd peverell brother.the ressurection stone was passed all the way down till it camme to be in the possession of Morfin, Voldemort's uncle. Young Voldemort 偷了 it from Morfin. which means that the 2nd peverell brother is Voldemort's great great great great great great however many greats grandfather. well we learn that harry is descended from the 3RD PEVERELL BROTHER. WHICH MEANS THAT VOLDEMORTS LOTSA GREATS GRANDFATHER IS HARRYS LOTSA GREATS UNCLE! SO I REALISE WITH MUCH EXCLAIMATIONS OF "OH MY GOSH!" THAT VOLDEMORT AND HARRY ARE DISTANT COUSINS!
please 评论 on whether 你 found this helpful 或者 if 你 already knew this. Me thinks hearing from other peoples of the webbernet is cool!
please 评论 on whether 你 found this helpful 或者 if 你 already knew this. Me thinks hearing from other peoples of the webbernet is cool!
1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!
2. You're not dying.
3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...
4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.
5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.
6. Dont talk to strange snakes
7. Voldemort has anger issues
8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.
9. A dementors 吻乐队(Kiss) is a 吻乐队(Kiss) only their mother would want
10. There is a troll in the dungeon!
11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"
12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms
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2. You're not dying.
3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...
4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.
5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.
6. Dont talk to strange snakes
7. Voldemort has anger issues
8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.
9. A dementors 吻乐队(Kiss) is a 吻乐队(Kiss) only their mother would want
10. There is a troll in the dungeon!
11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"
12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms
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你 always hear people saying there are discrepencies in the Harry Potter books, but I have truly found a plot hole.
It is a major plot hole, I have noticed, in the Harry Potter series...A very serious one.
Everyone's always talking about how much Harry looks like his father, even Hagrid in the first book.
Molly and Arthur were in the order with Harry's parents ie James.
Why didn't Molly recognise Harry at Kings 交叉, 十字架 station?
He has the same black, sticking-up hair. And the scar!
And just look at the moment 费雷德 and George told Molly that he was Harry Potter.
~ Sydney.
It is a major plot hole, I have noticed, in the Harry Potter series...A very serious one.
Everyone's always talking about how much Harry looks like his father, even Hagrid in the first book.
Molly and Arthur were in the order with Harry's parents ie James.
Why didn't Molly recognise Harry at Kings 交叉, 十字架 station?
He has the same black, sticking-up hair. And the scar!
And just look at the moment 费雷德 and George told Molly that he was Harry Potter.
~ Sydney.