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1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips

2) Send Snape shampoo

3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.

4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.

5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.

6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.

7) Convince Remus that all the 图书 in the 图书馆 have been stolen and that it is closing down.

8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.

9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the 月 when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.

10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross

11)I will not change the 密码 to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
posted by peppergirl30
I awoke the 下一个 morning to pandemonium.

''I CAN'T FIND MY DADA BOOK! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!''

As usual, Aimee wasn't prepared for the start of term. ''Just relax, Aimee, we'll find it.''

We searched the Dormitory, under beds, on beds, between blankets.. but no book.

''How could I lose it? I have DADA first this morning!''

''Just borrow one from the cabinets and order a new one, I dunno! It's obviously not here.''

Aimee was being grumpy now. ''I'll just write 首页 and see if I forgot it..'' She grumbled.

When we finally got all our stuff, Lizzie, Aimee, and I went into the Great Hall for...
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I've seen the HP films 更多 times than I can count but there are still some things that are hard to notice until you're like, "bajillianth" time watching the movies. I had an HP movie marathon recently, and I was so surprised 由 all the things I'd missed. Here are some that I noticed. (By the way, I didn't notice all of these--I don't think anyone could notice all this just 由 themselves--I only noticed some of them, and afterwards my 老友记 told me some things they noticed, to help with this article)

Philospher's/Sorcerer's Stone:
1) Harry is wearing the sweater Mrs. Weasley made for him in...
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This text is not meant as critisism to anyone, but only to ponder how much wizards/witches really differ from muggles, and how much of it is only a trick of mind.

In HP related discussions and wikipedia sites, there are often speculations and thoughts painting the magical folk as 更多 different from us than they actually are. I think such habit comes from how the 图书 give a extreme general image; as if the two groups of people had some sort of basic difference with their entire existance.
And I think that somewhat misleading image comes from how no one of the main character trio grew up in...
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posted by Twilight-girl-x
~Hope you’re all enjoying this so far, it does take me a while to update sometimes but I apologise for that. Tell me what 你 think in a review. Thanks.~

~Chapter 8~
~Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You’ll be alright
No one can hurt 你 now.~

The door to the empty building slammed closed as the edge of the 披风, 斗篷 as dark as the night it travelled in whipped through the gap. The owners in the flat above never even realising that someone had passed through their shop. The normally crowded village was empty and dark; the only lights were the result of a few of the still open pubs....
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posted by dawnisbeauty
Yep.You HP 粉丝 know the moment Im talking about.You know,that moment when Hedwig's Theme played for the last time,when 你 wanted to cry and cheer,scream and weep at the same time...that time 你 knew it was ending yet refused to accept it.That moment,when all the boundaries vanished,when we all rose together from different places,from different countries,we all came together,clapping,smiling and crying at the same time.That was the moment when we found that,nothing has really changed,despite everything that has.Amidst the thunderous applause and the shouts and cries in the theater all,we knew that there has never been anything like Harry Potter.And there never will be..and that the oak doors of Hogwarts will always 摇摆, 秋千 open to us in welcome...
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU,HARRY...
posted by cutechibineko
Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.

2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."

3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."

4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.

5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.

6) Tell him 你 are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his 爱情 for him.

7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as 你 can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"

8) Follow him around all...
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posted by britmovietours
All aboard as we take 你 on a 10 小时 adventure 由 bus to some of the Harry Potter movie locations which were either used in actual scenes from Hogwarts School 或者 served as an inspiration to the film makers.

We’ll stop for lunch at a pub which will give 你 time to stretch your legs and soak up the history.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the 图书 and hear trivia about the magical world of Harry Potter. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Tour highlights include:

-Walk in the footsteps of Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) around...
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posted by elsafan1010
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This 文章 is my own thoughts about Lavender Brown, so basically I'm reviewing her here. She isn't that big of a character, but definitely has the right to be analyzed here because she has something to do with Ron.

Lavender Brown
We can start 由 introducing Lavender, and look in to her backstory a bit. Lavender is a pureblood witch that got sorted into Hogwarts, and wasn't noticeable for the first films but in the "Half Blood Prince" she appears to be a character that has a crush on Ron. She has blonde and curly hair, blue eyes, has a chubby face, usually ties her hair and wears cute headbands....
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The forthcoming Harry Potter 电视 remake on HBO presents an opportunity to correct the missteps of the film adaptations, notably addressing a vexing alteration in Prisoner of Azkaban.
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I decided to write this 文章 because I have seen many 评论 lately that kind of bother me.

There are several picks in which this has come up, but the last one I have seen, and the reason why I am 写作 this is the question: ¿Have 你 completely changed your attitude towards a character after reading/watching their past stories? (or something along those lines)

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It is a really interesting question, and what really caught my attention were the answers, the comments, especially since it wasn't the first time that I am 阅读 评论 like those.

The thing is that in that pick, James...
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