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What would 你 do if Draco Malfoy insulted you?

I am currently in the process of 写作 an 文章 about 25 things 你 would do if draco malfoy insulted you. i only have like 3 things so far (if he calls u a mudblood say "at least im no bleached blond", if he makes fun of ur quidditch skills get the snitch from right under his nose, and just slap him). so can u give me some things u would do. 1 支持 4 every thing u give me. it has 2 b funny, and i dont care if i get 更多 than 25. the 更多 the better!
 zar_far11 posted 一年多以前
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Ajaxranstone said:
I'd say, "are 你 naturally stupid? 或者 do 你 practice?"
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posted 一年多以前 
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*best answer*
Face_of_Music posted 一年多以前
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Simple and good.He'd just be left standing there.XD
DisneyLove23 posted 一年多以前
ShellaOwl said:
I would laugh and say,
"Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? 你 father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." I would then exit laughing.
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posted 一年多以前 
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awesome
dooodle posted 一年多以前
GleekFreak18 said:
I would declare very VERY, LOUDLY how hot I found his insults and then smother him with kisses and 或者 molest him in the middle of the hallway! <3
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posted 一年多以前 
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no joke btw. I would do it.
GleekFreak18 posted 一年多以前
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I would do the same! xD
LadyEmzy16 posted 一年多以前
Demeter13 said:
你 know wht I'd do? Do 你 know wht I'd do????


MAKE HIM READ TWIGHLIGHT!

Oh goodness never mind tht is just too too awful.
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totalpotterfan said:
I would borrow Harry's cloack and in the 万圣节前夕 feast I would use 20 different charms on him Crabbe and Goyle so that it would take 50 teachers to uncharm them!

Also the teacher don't know who did it so I could do it 更多 than once "eat slugs" Malfoy (don't worry I didn't use Ron's broken Wand).
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I would borrow Harry's cloack and in the 万圣节前夕 feast I would use 20 different charms on him Crabbe and Goyle so that it would take 50 teachers to uncharm them! Also the teacher don't know who did it so I could do it 更多 than once "eat slugs" Malfoy (don't worry I didn't use Ron's broken Wand).
posted 一年多以前 
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that scene was funny. Rupert makes me laugh harder than anyone else!
Face_of_Music posted 一年多以前
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Face_Of_Music I know,he was a bit,I 说 a bit,funnier than 费雷德 and George.Probably because he's sort if stupid,sarcastic,and ignorant.
superhpfan394 posted 一年多以前
sawfan13 said:
If he insulted me, I would probably say,"That's not what your mom 说 last night!" XD!! 或者 I would put my finger up to his face and do the whole"I'm not touching you" thing. Or, grab his wand and force him to hold it, making him do various spells on himself, while I'm chanting,"Why are 你 casting spells on yourself? Stop casting spells on yourself!" XD!!!!
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Good one!
DisneyLove23 posted 一年多以前
Crazy8s17 said:
I would 袜子 him in the face like hermione did ;D
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posted 一年多以前 
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Not as funny but its true...
Crazy8s17 posted 一年多以前
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That was one of my 最喜爱的 parts in the third book :D
JaseKS posted 一年多以前
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yes but i already 说 that i have this
zar_far11 posted 一年多以前
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no she slaped him!!!!!!
jaimiejo128 posted 一年多以前
JaseKS said:
If Draco Malfoy insulted me I would pull a Mad-Eye-Moody and turn him into a ferret. Then I would pick him up and carry him deep inside the dark forest, steal his wand, turn him back into a human, and leave him there :D
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posted 一年多以前 
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1 支持 coming soon
zar_far11 posted 一年多以前
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Aww, I had the same idea!
TheCrystalRing posted 一年多以前
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^w^
JaseKS posted 一年多以前
jaimiejo128 said:
i would slap him like hermine and then call him a dady's boy then i would turn on my heels and leave him just standind there
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i used "call him a daddy's boy" so i'll give u a 支持 soon
zar_far11 posted 一年多以前
Wotch-ya said:
Use the imperius curse and make him stand on the naughty spot.

Turn his hair pink.

Bewitch snowballs to hit him constantly in the head.
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ok 支持 coming soon but only 2 cuz im not using the 1st one... sry if i send the 支持 rlly l8 im rlly busy
zar_far11 posted 一年多以前
LadyEmzy16 said:
First I would laugh casually as if he just told me a joke then i would.....KISS HIM!
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NellLovetCarter said:
oh shoot, GleekFreak18 偷了 mine:)he's so sexy when he insults people<3
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phoenixisntdead said:
I would just ignore him. 或者 insult him back, if I had an answer which is great enough.
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Willow_WI said:
Slap him, 吻乐队（Kiss） him, then pull out my wand and say "go out with me 或者 die"
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hahaha
GleekFreak18 posted 一年多以前
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OMG! why didn't I think of that?! *Face Palm*
LadyEmzy16 posted 一年多以前
keladz said:
冲床 him in the Gob and ask him who the bloody hell he thought he was.
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JasmineValdez said:
I'd make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did 你 run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy 你 some new ones."
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BURN!!! good one
Alchemistlover posted 一年多以前
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XD
Face_of_Music posted 一年多以前
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Gracias
JasmineValdez posted 一年多以前
MonsterPrincess said:
Say that one 更多 time, blondie! I dare you!
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Say that one 更多 time, blondie! I dare you!
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nice pic XD
Alchemistlover posted 一年多以前
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THX! ^-^
MonsterPrincess posted 一年多以前
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nice answer
killerbunny1296 posted 一年多以前
Face_of_Music said:
I would take him to Aragogs Hallow. I'd like to see what happens.

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Makeupdiva said:
I wouldn't be too harsh with him but I would slap him across the face. Then I'd run and hide cause let's face it, it's Draco Malfoy and he can pretty much do anything.
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sry but i cant use this
zar_far11 posted 一年多以前
ninetailz1125 said:
If he insult me I will do the same as harry potter.
冲床 him 或者 spell a cast on him





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killerbunny1296 said:
If he calls u a halfblood say " at least i am not a spoiled little brat who cant fight his own battles!"
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not what im looking 4 sry
zar_far11 posted 一年多以前
rk1241 said:
Well it would depend on how exactly he insulted me and what he actually said....
- if he calls me a mudblood 或者 another insulting word, i would reply "Atleast im not a spoilt, bratty daddy's boy, who gets his daddy 2 do everything for him since he can't do anything himself."
- if he says i'm bad at anything ex. quidditch, DADA etc. I would proove him wrong, 由 doing whatevr he 说 im bad at, 100 times better then him.
- If i really don't have time 2 hear to him, i would quickly transfigure him into a ferret.
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i would 冲床 him like hermione did as well.... (in my 前一个 post i spelt prove wrong)
rk1241 posted 一年多以前
AmyPond583 said:
If he called me a mudblood I would 显示 him what a mudblood could do 由 using 'Petrificus Totalus' and leave him there petrified. XD
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或者 冲床 him in the ... (I have done it before, it was funneh)
AmyPond583 posted 一年多以前
7bella3 said:
It would go like this :P :

-goes up to draco behind him-
-Punchs him a 婊子, 子 slaps him untill hes on the floor-
Draco:WAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
-draco turns to see me-
Draco:MY FATHER WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS
Me:I dont care...Whats your father gonna do?
Draco:Uhh...ummm i havent really thought about that before,it was just to scare people off :l
Me:Draco,do 你 like ur nose?
Draco:Yes i 爱情 my nose
Me:SAY GOOD BYE TO IT XDDDD
- Stamps on his nose untill it is bleading and broke-
Malfoy sobs:WHY ARE 你 doing this??!!!
Me:Cos thats wat u did to Harry potter
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missracoon said:
Squeal and faint from happiness most likely.
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alexisn10 said:
my exact response
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FullMetalFrenzy said:
Hmmm... Now tell me, do 你 feel any less like a pompous ass? 或者 should I let 你 continue until 你 do?
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niamdoll23 said:
If he were to say, "At least I'm not in Gryffindor [Y/L/N]." My response: "Oh did 你 learn that they don't except bouncing ferrets into Gryffindor? 或者 did the dye go to your head when 你 were filling out your Hogwarts application?"
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Helena-B-Carter said:
"No offense, but I can't imagine the Dark Lord allowing an albino 鼠, 大鼠 to lick his shoes."
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medouri said:
If that Malfoy kiddo insulted me I would tell him----
"ickle dracokinns is getting very bad"

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posted 一年多以前 
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insult him back!!!
medouri posted 一年多以前
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I'd probably say'I see 你 finally learned to speak,huh,ferret-face?'
DisneyLove23 posted 一年多以前
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hehehe!!!!! nice one
medouri posted 一年多以前
ReaperSAL said:
冲床 him up SOOOOO bad, he looks like a vampire in a pool of blood.

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Plenilunio said:
I would wait and plot revenge carefully.
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Kitcatcmp said:
I would've done what Hermione did, and 拍击, smack, 味道 his head as hard as I could! :)
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superhpfan394 said:
Draco:You filthy mudblood.
Me:So.What does blood matter? At Hogwarts we're all a family.One big disorganised family.
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