Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 14

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A Declaration Against the Twilight Saga

posted by PrincessVandal

For all of 你 who don't know this, but I am an ex-Twilight fan. This my own personal opinion based on my personal experience with the series. For all of the Twilight 粉丝 who may be 阅读 this right now, 你 have been warned. So here I go:

When in the course of normal, non-brainwashed leader events, it becomes necessary to dissolve the addiction of the highly “popular” teen-craving novel which have been oppressive to the efforts to differentiate the normal and the abnormal 幻想 to which people, generally females, dreamed of, decent respect to the creativity based on the author's dream...

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95 Reasons twilight Sucks

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides 由 calling her clumsy.

2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies 由写作 about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The 图书 aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken 由 the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set by...

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Tics and foibles of all Twihards

posted by I_Hate_Twilight

Now that I have enough free time, I researched a bit and noticed that Twifans has some tics and mannerisms while writing.

I'm not just good, because the first thought was that I noticed the keyboard problem. But then I saw that it was too frequent, several problems with keyboards on many different people.

SO WHY WRITE: ZE becoz FANNS TAWLK Diz lyk !!!!!
There is already some Twilight-English dictionary? It is normal that no one writes like that. What is interest? Look like they're talking to snakes ...
Who invented it?

WRITE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!! WHAT IS THE INTEREST? ARE A SCREAM WITH SOMEONE??...

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Twilighters 写作 in CAPITOL LETTERS

posted by mimifaith

Is it just me, 或者 does it seem like most of the Twilight 粉丝 feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.

It's also a fact that if 你 write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.

So 下一个 time 你 feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.

Thank you. That is all.

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Lets Face it Twi-Fans. Twilight Sucks. Harry Potter wins

posted by Loony_Luna

Okay sorry Twilikers. But 你 need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a 爱情 story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the 图书移动 on. And have 你 seen all the different...

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Rant on "Love" in both Twilight and Harry Potter

posted by Kersian

Now here's the thing that seems to be the 流行的 topic now. Harry Potter 图书 and the Twilight series. First I'd like to point out I do not call Twilight a "saga" is because well if 你 look it up 你 will know why. There's this whole big clash of the Twilight fanatics and the Harry Potter fanatics. I just need to vent out on how I feel about this situation.

Okay if 你爱情 Twilight than that's fine with me. I respect your opinions, but to me the book was terrible. 你 can instantly tell that it was Meyer's first book she had ever written. I only hate the book, I don't hate 你 for liking...

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last 心 beating chapter 1

posted by nichole22

please leave 评论 so i no if this story sucks 或者 not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have 你 ever had one of those dreams, were 你 try and run fast but 你 just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased 由 two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

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由 the Grace of God stop saying "Characters are hot /in the movies, therefore book is excellent".

posted by Aquilia

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule 或者 point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight 粉丝 and some new Harry Potter 粉丝 here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my 前一个 article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to 牛津, 牛津大学 English Dictionary...

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The Final Battle: Part 5

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry and his friend entered the hotel in high spirits. Hermione, Ron, and Ginny were already there, and one look told them they had been very worried. Ginny glanced at Harry’s wide smile and the newcomer, and said, very icily, “Who is she?” to Harry.
Harry grinned even wider, and J K smiled. “This, Ginny, is the one and only J K Rowling!” He saw their looks of astonishment. “You know,” he added, “she wrote our books!”
“Oh,” 说 Ginny, sounding rather relieved. Ron laughed.
Hermione looked surprised, but knowing as to why he had brought J K.
“And why did 你 bring...

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Bella Smiles :)

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A New Form Of Torture

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction

posted by ImBooOK

Ron just wouldn't can it. We were all at the table, while Ron was blabbing about how Professor Snape had gave him detention. For crying out loud, if he just payed attention in class he wouldn't have!
"'Mione, can 你 pass the butter?" he 说 with mouth full of chicken. I scowled at him and passed him some. "'Mione, 你 don't look so good are 你 ok?" Harry whispered in my ear. I shook my head. After riding a 扫帚 and falling off because of stupid Malfoy hadn't done wonders on the headache i already had. "You want to go to the infarmery, im pretty sure the med-witch has." he began but Ron...

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Edward Cullen : Not Abusive Boyfriend ( against XDRoseLuvsHP)

posted by Renesmee_XD

Here is an 5 Part Essay wriiten 由 someone on livejournal that proves Edward isnt abusive.
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I have been having feelings of guilt off and on about shipping Edward and Bella. I'm sure the majority of us Twilight 粉丝 of have heard about the accusations of Edward being an abusive boyfriend. The accusers are able to back it up with proof of certain behaviors that count as abuse that 你 can read off of a red flag list. What they refuse to do though is look at the big picture. All they see is the surface and refuse to ask why. They even go to such far...

HP World

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Not ANOTHER one!

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction part 2

posted by ImBooOK

Two days ago, i suffered from a huge headache. Now. it was the size of Hogwarts. HUGE. I stumbled my way down the halls and went into my dorm. While on my bed, i layed down and closed my eyes. Why was i feeling so sick? why was it lasting this long? and most importantly...
why did i want to kill Harry for?
i opened my eyes and gasped. where did that thought come from? Kill harry? I would never! (unless he tried to 吻乐队（Kiss） me again maybe..) "Mione..." Ron 说 from the doorway. i groaned. "What?" he layed the 食物 tray 由 my 床, 床上 and nodded. "Still feeling under the weather, huh?" he asked sitting...

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My 10 Reasons and Opinions Why Harry Potter and Twilight Are Better Than Each Other

posted by bri-marie

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily 更多 than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven 图书 with hardly any 问题 left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot 更多 to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an 屁股 to Harry). She had every...

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why twilight is better then harry potter

posted by emilyroxx

twiligh is so better then harry poter becauz twilight is a LUV stoty and harry potter has no luve at all.it also has VAMPIREZ wich are REEL unlike wizards from hp. plus 你 can realat to bella 更多 then hary becuz bella has FELLINGS. and do i even need to menchon edward? he is so SEXY. jakob is to. no one in harry potter is as hot as edward culen!! they had rober patenson in harry potter but that was the only reazon i watched it. twilight is also 更多 exiting then harry potteer. whoevr can balence out 爱情 and exitment mmusr be a great writer! ans stefinie meyers came up with new creaturs and...

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The Twilight Saga: An Abomination Of Vampire Literature

posted by lucius_malloy

I would like to start 由 quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... 由 Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his 迷失 scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's 吸血鬼 are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...