Twilight Trailer Spoof

I found this while surfing the web 发布 由 an anonymous person, all I know is that she is a girl and only 11.
Let me start put 由 saying this is not a regular anti-twilight post because I am not a hater, 或者 at least I try hard not to be, and I can actually understand Twilighters very well. I think some Twilighters are a bit confused 或者 frustrated because they think many people are turning down an amazing book for no good reason. I can see why people think Twilight is good, so I made a 列表 of why I think people think Twilight is good and why it’s actually not very good (was that confusing?...

I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless 你 have Harry's invisibility 披风, 斗篷 and the Marauders' Map 或者 你 are 费雷德 and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing 大麻 或者 hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 日期 to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told 你 I was...

Well, lately I have come across a variation of the following sentence a lot:

"Harry Potter is better than Twilight because Twilight gives a lot of bad messages"

I won't deny the message 给 由 Twilight is an awful one and easy to spot, but Harry Potter also has its share of bad messages, and whats worse is that it is conceived between lines. There's an extense 辩论 among psychologist on the validity of subliminal messages, but that I will not discuss.
Following I will list, in my opinion, the (bad) messages each book gives.

Let's begin with the easier one, Twilight:

1. Looks tell a lot about...