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This 哈利·波特与暮光之城 粉丝艺术 contains 商务套装, 西装, 西装礼服, 礼服, 燕尾服, 尾巴, 白色领带, 白色领带和尾巴, 礼服套装, 全套连衣裙, 尾衣, 白领, 白领和尾巴, 穿着西装, 白色的领带, 系白色的领带和尾巴, 精心打扮的人, 西装, 裤套装, 裤装, 穿着好衣服的人, 裤子套装, 穿得好的人, and 套装. There might also be 衣服套装, 套装, 西装, 衣服, 套衣服, 伴娘, 荣誉女仆, 伴娘伴娘, 便装, and 可宽延时间的西装.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do 你 guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have 你 read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t 你 just 爱情 them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are 你 f***ing serious?! These are the best 图书 ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite 你 and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
