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xDark_Angelx I'd like to see Bella deal with Umbridge for a week. THEN she'd be in her own peronal hell on Earth.

MrsRadcliffe That is verry cute true............. I don't see how the greenest place on earth with forests and cool beach and where it always rains could be hell that is latterly my second heaven my first would obviously be hogwarts. She wouldn't last a minute umbridge She's a thousand times worst than beautiful rain clouds.lol

DraculaPWNS I bet Forks teachers don`t have you write "I must not tell lies" in your own blood!

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Hermione

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And, 你 are?

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Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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That's totally barbaric

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Secret! I don't think so.

posted by DivyaHarry

The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very...

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Just to clear things up - Calling all Twilight 粉丝

posted by RedWeasley

I see a lot of Twiight 粉丝 arguing the same points over and over again, and frankly, they have no idea what they're talkinng about.

First I'd like to point out:

Some Twilight 粉丝 are saying that they are confused with Harry Potter because they haven't read the 图书 and the 电影院 don't explain clearly enough. Well, guess what, that does not make Twilight better than Harry Potter, it is not out fault 你 haven't read Harry Potter. When we argue Harry Potter vs. Twilight I was under the impression that we were including both 图书 and movies, not just the movies. So the fact that your confused...

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你 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when...........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, 你 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. 你 throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. 你 wear at least some black every day.

3. 你 rip your clothes on purpose.

4. 你 call people 你 don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. 你 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 你 get mad.

6. 你 carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 或者 an "L", 你 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 或者 a Lestrange instead.

9. 你 think her birthday should...

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So the Twilight 粉丝 came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought 你 guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do 你 guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have 你 read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t 你 just 爱情 them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are 你 f***ing serious?! These are the best 图书 ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite 你 and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”

Muggles vs. Non-vampires

posted by ilovereading

I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP 图书 and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...

harry meets edward

posted by june13

were are 你 harry asked ron over here can't 你 see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see 你 it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.

hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for 你 can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry

boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark

look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.

ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is

no am not but am in 爱情 with a human girl

harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly

and that's the end of this fine story

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A Rant About Twilight And Harry Potter.

posted by Guste_LT

THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALL OPINION, FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK, NOT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TWILIGHT FANS. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!!

Thank you.

Just so 你 know, this is a Twilight 粉丝 speaking.

Twilight may NOT be the best book ever, i didnt say that it was (keep that in mind), when i read it, i saw alot of flaws, like in breaking dawn, Meyer made it clear that vamps cant inject sperm, and yet, somehow Bella got pregnant. I've read this 文章由 XDRoseLuvsHP, and i totaly agree. I believe that People like Twilight 更多 thatn HP because it...

Emma & Taylor

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哈利·波特

posted by bakura1234

It has a PLOT! It has Subplots.It has several characters with depth.JK is not afraid to sacrifice the good guys. The characters aren't one dementional. JK researches her material, has good use of Latin and history within her books. Spells are named after Latin words and do what the Latin words do. Names of soem characters give hints as to what that character is such as Sirius which means Dog 星, 星级 for 更多 Albus which means White (pure wizard). 你 can relate Harry Potter to WWII because of similarities 你 could learn some history from the books.
Harry Potter teaches a good deal about prejudice...

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The Internet and Maturity

posted by Kersian

Okay this is 更多 of an opinion, since my view of the activity is based off opinion.

Now whenever someone posts something on the internet and someone else responds negatively to it, they respond in the same way to that person. In a very negative tone. This is in fact what I see at times in forums.

First Twilight and Harry Potter fans, if 你 post anything on the internet, whether they are opinions 或者 facts, 你 have responsibilities with it. 你 are exposing yourself to others in the internet. 你 are responsible for the positive 或者 negative replies. So don't blame others for your actions....