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If 你 are 阅读 this letter then 你 have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If 由 some unprecedented chance 你 are 阅读 this and 你 have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest 你 put down this letter and leave now, 或者 the consequences for 你 will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which 你 must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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