I did not write this!
Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless 你 have Harry's invisibility 披风, 斗篷 and the Marauders' Map 或者 你 are 费雷德 and/or George)
1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
2. Growing 大麻 或者 hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 日期 to the Yule Ball.
5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told 你 I was...
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