哈利·波特与暮光之城 Article: Finding Twilight a Theme Song

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posted by siriuslyawesome

A little play.

(setting-a stage. Creepy smoke rolls on ground, odd blue lighting. Edward stands looking at 墙 and thinking)
Edward:Hmmm...
Harry:Hey Edward! What's going on?
(Edward ignores him)
Harry:Is something wrong? Is Bella being a pain or...
Bella: (runs in) WHY ARE 你 MAKING EDWARD UPSET?
Harry:I'm not trying to-
(Hermione runs in, panting)
Hermione: I heard yelling-what's going on?
Bella: Harry's making Eddieward mad.
Harry:I just asked if he was okay-
Bella:AND THAT MADE HIM UPSET!
Hermione: Bella, calm down.
Bella: DON"T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN 你 CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Hermione: That's it! (Pulls out wand.)
Ron: (runs in) Hermione, what are 你 doing?
(Hermione lowers wand, suprised)
Edward:Do 你 guys want to know WHY I'm upset?
Harry: Nope.
Ron:No.
Hermione:Nah, not really.
Bella: OH PLEASE TELL ME!!!
Edward: Well, some people are saying that HP is better than Twilight because Twilight has no theme song. I just can't think of one!
Harry:Why don't 你 use Boom Boom Pow?? It goes along perfectly with the book....
Hermione: How about "The Dance of the Sugar 李子, 梅花 Fairies" 由 Tchaikovsky? 你 are sugar 李子, 梅花 fairies...(grins, Ron laughs)
Bella:Don't 你 DARE insult sparkly vampires! (Throws a 冲床 at Harry, misses and hits Edward. He falls to the ground)
Bella: EDDIEWARD I'M SO SORRY!
Harry: Let's leave before this gets crazy.
Ron:(stares at Bella) She NEEDS to sort out her priorities.
Bella: MEANIES! (Plots revenge against them)
Hermione: See ya, Bella
Ron:Er...nice to meet you.
Harry:Hope to uh...see 你 again.
(A crack as they apparate)
WHAT DO 你 THINK THE TWILIGHT THEME SONG SHOULD BE?

ThirdPhoenix likes this

LinaHarrow I think "Bella's Lullaby" would work nicely.

Junkie4Jesus Edward isn't a sparkly vampire. He's a freaking Fairy!! He's covered in glitter and lives in the woods!!!!! Silly people:) I think he's a male tooth fairy....lol

Junkie4Jesus Now for a Theme song......IDK?!

Darkshine Dance of the Sugar Plum fairy would be great. x)

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George swears he got a bogey flavored one once

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Not ANOTHER one!

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10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

posted by missdada15

J.K. Rowling beats Stephanie Meyer any day.

10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

Just a note..i DIDN'T write this,it's from an 文章 on SendMe,i didn't want to just leave a link because no one checks them(lol),so i decided to paste the text here -fanpop style. <3

I agree with this 文章 and i think 你 will too.

10. Harry Potter is not afraid to face the dark side.

J.K. Rowling is not scared to startle the reader with something unexpected, like death. In Twilight, the bad guys always get what’s coming to them, like death 或者 justice. Where’s the suspense?

Even in Harry Potter’s world full of magic and fantastical...

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The signals of a secret Maternial need of Bella Swan. Part 1

posted by KatiiCullen94

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This is taken place two years after the events of New Moon.. I warn 你 , it's really long.

Sorry for the typos. I'm really tired.

2.41pm
Sitting on Emily's 长椅, 沙发 for the thousanth time in the last week, was surely a high light.
But the waiting for Jacob was not. He can take far too long sometimes, no doubt he does it on purpose, that way when he finally arrives, I'm almost boucing up and down.

I can tell he likes to see me like that, to see me happy, most defiantly for him.

But I suppose the most fulfilling thing in my growing need for Jacob is watching little Lylia and Dannielle sleep peacefully...

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30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

posted by youknowit101

This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something 更多 that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed 由 a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The 浓情巧克力 shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should...

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction part 2

posted by ImBooOK

Two days ago, i suffered from a huge headache. Now. it was the size of Hogwarts. HUGE. I stumbled my way down the halls and went into my dorm. While on my bed, i layed down and closed my eyes. Why was i feeling so sick? why was it lasting this long? and most importantly...
why did i want to kill Harry for?
i opened my eyes and gasped. where did that thought come from? Kill harry? I would never! (unless he tried to 吻乐队（Kiss） me again maybe..) "Mione..." Ron 说 from the doorway. i groaned. "What?" he layed the 食物 tray 由 my 床, 床上 and nodded. "Still feeling under the weather, huh?" he asked sitting...

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My 10 Reasons and Opinions Why Harry Potter and Twilight Are Better Than Each Other

posted by bri-marie

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily 更多 than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven 图书 with hardly any 问题 left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot 更多 to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an 屁股 to Harry). She had every...

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why twilight is better then harry potter

posted by emilyroxx

twiligh is so better then harry poter becauz twilight is a LUV stoty and harry potter has no luve at all.it also has VAMPIREZ wich are REEL unlike wizards from hp. plus 你 can realat to bella 更多 then hary becuz bella has FELLINGS. and do i even need to menchon edward? he is so SEXY. jakob is to. no one in harry potter is as hot as edward culen!! they had rober patenson in harry potter but that was the only reazon i watched it. twilight is also 更多 exiting then harry potteer. whoevr can balence out 爱情 and exitment mmusr be a great writer! ans stefinie meyers came up with new creaturs and...

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The Twilight Saga: An Abomination Of Vampire Literature

posted by lucius_malloy

I would like to start 由 quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... 由 Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his 迷失 scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's 吸血鬼 are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...

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The Final Battle: Part 1

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the 狼 landed where he had been a 秒 before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The 狼 stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke....

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 3

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. 你 sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. 你 just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards 或者 vampires.

83. 你 did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead 你 went on a rant on how much u luv it and 你 keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to 你 cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 2

posted by luv_warriorcatz

hers ther link

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51. Your reason made no sense at all, I think 你 probably tried to say that it isnt that good

52. This is not a reason, this is just a bunch of harry potter people having dialouge

53. This person is not really saying anything except that they shouldn't be compared and the person just likes the book but she doesnt think that harry potter is better

54. They just dissed twilight and they don't think that harry potter is better

55. Ilike 5 different guys at the same time too: fred, lupin, harry, ron, arthur
anyways just b/c u lik the guys doesnt make it beter, wat do u mean fall in...

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65 ways to piss of Lord Voldemort

posted by FredWRules

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him 花 when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.

8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 更多 "sociably acceptable".

9. If 你 ever need to say "Like taking 糖果 from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

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1. he/she just 说 "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just 说 that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff 或者 hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot 更多 then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Yes..another Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate!

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what 你 are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 文章 but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me 列表 the reasons why children, teens and adults can 爱情 Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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Rant On Stephanie Meyer's Writing...

posted by PygmyPuff14

Okay, firstly, I’ve no intention of hurting the Twilight 粉丝 here. I’m just a fiercely opinionated person, and some of the things I say might end up sounding rude. So please keep in mind that I really don’t mean anything rude that I might say in the article. Read on :)

Many people say that Twilight is well written. When I ask the 说 people why they think so, most of them invariably refer to the “big words” in Twilight.
Now, if using big words makes a book good, an ape with a thesaurus can write a completely fabulous novel. Sadly, this isn’t the case: the poor apes are doomed for...

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To those who say Harry Potter is a 幻想

posted by Confuzzle

First off, one of my best 老友记 refuses to read Harry Potter because it's a fantasy. 你 probably 说 the exact same thing. I did too.

Just to clear this up, I'm going to explain this for you. All 7 图书更多或者 less have the same goal in mind. Harry's parents were murdered 由 Voldemort in Godric's Hollow when Harry was 1. Until the age of 11, he believed it was only a car crash. He had no idea that he was famous for the supposed "death" of Voldemort. That is, until Hagrid comes to tell him that he is indeed a wizard.

In his first year, the main plot, 更多或者 less, is about Harry trying...

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Which do 你 prefer/think is better...Harry Potter...or Twilight?

posted by ABDCFan-

Okay, so i was getting pretty sick of answering so many 问题 about the same thing, and im sure others are/were too, so i just thought that it would be better for everyone to add their opinion to this thing, cos i guess it just makes life easier, and because 你 can get LOADS of replies/answers on this. So yeah, enjoy.

My Answer:
In my opinion, Harry Potter is better, and i prefer it 更多 than Twilight, because i feel as if i can relate to the characters more. Also, i feel as if Twilight doesn't really have a plot, compared to Harry Potter. (There is more, but i cba to write anymore atm, haha)

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Confessions of a Twilight-Loving Harry Potter 粉丝

posted by squashedcupcake

I'll admit, I have a pretty diverse bookshelf. I have the Harry Potter Complete Series box set 下一个 to my Twilight books. People who burn/flame either book are either A. extraordinarily biased 或者 B. have a legitimate reason and may actually have something intelligent to say. To find out what people thought, I decided to ask people who surrounded me at school what their opinions were. If you're interested, read on...

I took a survey of my fellow female students to see what they thought at my middle school (what possessed me to do so, I cannot say), and many of the 答案 I heard were something...