哈利·波特与暮光之城 Article: why twilight is better then harry potter

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why twilight is better then harry potter

posted by emilyroxx

twiligh is so better then harry poter becauz twilight is a LUV stoty and harry potter has no luve at all.it also has VAMPIREZ wich are REEL unlike wizards from hp. plus 你 can realat to bella 更多 then hary becuz bella has FELLINGS. and do i even need to menchon edward? he is so SEXY. jakob is to. no one in harry potter is as hot as edward culen!! they had rober patenson in harry potter but that was the only reazon i watched it. twilight is also 更多 exiting then harry potteer. whoevr can balence out 爱情 and exitment mmusr be a great writer! ans stefinie meyers came up with new creaturs and jk roling just copied her werewolvs from other stories. i men sparkling vampirez? how coool is that? plus harry potter is wayyyyy to confusing. i mean, no one thinks that deply, bellas thinkng is 更多 relistic. twiligt is FOREVER. hary potrer will fade ouit but twilit will be their forever. and ahrry poter teaches 你 to sin. it sayz in the bibl that whichcraft is a sin and that god will punish thiem. so jk roling is going to be punished 由 god! stephanie meyers is a mormen, and they are holy people so they dont lik wichcraft. also, no one that importnt diez in twiliht. harry potter is just depresing. i mena, at leest stefanie meyers lets her cherecters live!1 and she used a place in america, so it will be familiar to peopel. harry potter takes place in 伦敦 and only a few rich people visit there. whow can anyone lik harry poter beter then twilit? twilight is amazing! :D

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ilovereading Lol emilyroxx, I almost got anoyed and then I saw your username.

emilyroxx Hahahahaha.... Lol, thanks!

hpisthabomb omg i just love sarcasm it makes me laugh :D

PotterForever "they had Robert pattinson in Harry Potter, but that was the only reason I watched it" lol, they always say that.

ThePrincesTale *Phew* It's a fake. I started reading it and I was like "WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TOO?!" But I reached the middle and I thought that it was too dumb to be true, even for a Twitard (and that's saying something). Plus I've been to Preppy Gurl's website so I kind of suspected....

lovemarauders When I saw this was written by you, I got confused because I saw some other articles you wrote against Twilight where your English was perfect. Then I figured itout when I got to the second sentence :D

ThatsInCanada Well we can see that Twilight has not improved your grammar. How about you read the book before you question it's content, Muggle. Insted of Twlight, how about you check out a book on grammar. P.S. Avada Kedavra, bitch

bri-marie ^Did you even read the comments?

cassie-1-2-3 I don't know why we have to make fun of people... This has nothig to do with anything.

emilyroxx ^ I basically summed up all of the pro-Twilight arguments that I've heard and the general context that the fans write in and put it in an article.

youknowit101 why'd you have to write it like an idiot? Because Twilight fans are idiots?

youknowit101 Condescending

jodarchy ^ do you look at all twilight fans posts online, the majority of them actually do have really bad spelling and grammar, heck look at some of the posts in the picks here and you will see it, she wasnt directing it at all twilight fans, just the ones who for some reason do write like that

youknowit101 the ones that do are the trolls that do it on purpose. look at the twilight spot and this kind of typing is rare. look at the harry potter spot and this kind of typing is rare

youknowit101 why make fun of them anyways? who cares if you don't like how a few people type?

emilyroxx Listen, the majority of the fans who would write like I did are the fans that would use those exact arguments. I wrote like that specifically because I saw those specific Twilight fans use those arguments.

GemonkDruid Not this again >.<

Potterforlife Are You an Idiot ?

Italktosnakes ^Whattt? x

traceyhp The majority of pro-twilight/anti-harry potter posts does kinda look like whats typed above in the description...

SEEKER6 Oh Gosh.....

emilyroxx Am I an idiot? No. xD

MagicInMyBlood this person needs to do his/her kindergarten again to improve the grammarhttp://images.fanpop.com/images/emoticons/grin.jpg

AyahBonnie Haha i read this and was about to post some long comment about grammar, harry potter is way better, etc. Then i read the comments and I was like Phew! Now i dont have to type some long comment about grammar....

DramaQueen1020 ^Same here! But yeah, I can imagine some people coming up with an argument as bad as this. But good job at making it stupid!

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Why I hate Twilight:

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*I used to like Twilight until I started really 阅读 it and it seemed like the 更多 I heard 或者 read into it, the 更多 negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a 粉丝 of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.

Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
• Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them 由 their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because...

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Rita Skeeter Interviews Bellatrix Lestrange

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Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s 更多 to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do 你 mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call 你 Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would 你 describe your relationship with the man known as...