So, one 日 there was this girl, and for the sake of this 文章 she shall be referred to as A.
so anyway, one day, A's sister got 给 a book from a friend. A's sister read 说 book, then lent it to A, saying it was possibly the best book she'd ever read. This book was Twilight.
so A read the book, slightly skeptical at first, but quickly got hooked. 由 the end of the book, she was a fan.
So, as soon as she found the 秒 book, she bought it. A didn't enjoy it as much as she'd enjoyed the first book, but read it all the same.
then for 圣诞节 she got 给 Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Eclipse she enjoyed, but found predictable, and Breaking Dawn made her laugh her head off.
At this point A had quite a few posters in her room.
when A entered high school, she became 老友记 with this other girl, and convinced her to read the series, and the friend also got hooked.
then, later on in the year, A's 老友记 forced her into promising to read the Harry Potter series while she was overseas.
A read the series, loved it, then realized how she'd wasted part of her life loving something so terrible. when A got home, one of her 老友记 and A's sister (now also turned Anti) had great fun literally tearing up every single poster into shreds.
the early on in the 年 after that incident, A got bored, and searched Harry Potter vs Twilight into google, and found 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
she read the reasons, laughed, then made herself an account so she could 加入 in.
and that's my story of how I turned anti!!!!
so anyway, one day, A's sister got 给 a book from a friend. A's sister read 说 book, then lent it to A, saying it was possibly the best book she'd ever read. This book was Twilight.
so A read the book, slightly skeptical at first, but quickly got hooked. 由 the end of the book, she was a fan.
So, as soon as she found the 秒 book, she bought it. A didn't enjoy it as much as she'd enjoyed the first book, but read it all the same.
then for 圣诞节 she got 给 Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Eclipse she enjoyed, but found predictable, and Breaking Dawn made her laugh her head off.
At this point A had quite a few posters in her room.
when A entered high school, she became 老友记 with this other girl, and convinced her to read the series, and the friend also got hooked.
then, later on in the year, A's 老友记 forced her into promising to read the Harry Potter series while she was overseas.
A read the series, loved it, then realized how she'd wasted part of her life loving something so terrible. when A got home, one of her 老友记 and A's sister (now also turned Anti) had great fun literally tearing up every single poster into shreds.
the early on in the 年 after that incident, A got bored, and searched Harry Potter vs Twilight into google, and found 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
she read the reasons, laughed, then made herself an account so she could 加入 in.
and that's my story of how I turned anti!!!!
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"
Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in 爱情 with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could 你 say that?! I'm in 爱情 with him!!"
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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in 爱情 with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could 你 say that?! I'm in 爱情 with him!!"
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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
